Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

HorseGirlSupremacy said:
Another beauty from Keffals Server
Does he pass friends? None of these troons know how to wash their hair.
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He needs to just embrace the whole stereotypical "bearded lady" look at least. Actually looks so much better like this.
Jessie Beaner, you can still wear the dress. Just grow that shit out.

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My Name is Mud said:
Aren't they at bad terms too though? Elliot was butthurt Lucas is getting all the praise and attention even though he's doing nothing, and there was also some chink racism drama shit.
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Did he? I got the impression that Elliot didn't feel strongly either way and was just glad for the opportunity to attack KF. I think clout is far lower on his priority list compared to Keffals.
Procrastinhater said:
I'm convinced he SWATed himself, but he didnt expect the police to take his hardrives.
I think he was worried about them finding either the SWATing, the HRT shit, or the CP from minors on his groomercord I'm 100% certain he has on there.
Thats why he ran the second he could.
I wouldn't be surprised if the cops had been asking his fiance awkward questions about Lucas and the fiance noped the fuck out.
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I really don't think Lucas swatted himself. He's not the technically inclined sorta troon like Elliot. He's just some loser who plays video games (I think?) and spergs out on twitter. I think the prospect of learning about VPNs and burner phones so he doesn't get sent to PMITA prison for calling in a false death threat is plenty to scare him into not even trying it.

I do think he probably was scared about some skeevy things he's said to kids in the past and that's why he ran off to Ireland.

Though I don't know if the cops were actually asking Lucas' fiance questions. If the leaf cops have a warrant to search his devices, I think woke pressure is plenty to keep them from raising any issues not directly related to the purpose of the warrant. Unless Lucas had nudes of outright 10 year olds on his hard drive, I don't think they'd pursue it.

It was probably just the public attention and that the fiance knows about the catboy ranch and didn't want to get booted from his phd program.
Procrastinhater said:
Same with Bobposting.
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I interpreted Bobposting as cutting Lucas off as trying to save Lucas. Lucas probably called in a favor to insulate himself from whatever sketchy stuff diyhrt was getting up to, so he could continue to grift independently.
 
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The Fuck's Going On Here said:
Eh, I'd say 50-50. In the sense that if you're close up, then yeah, Keffals doesn't look like a woman. But if I were walking down the street and saw them on the other side of the street or something, I'd believe it was a woman. Thing is though, not the kind of woman I would look for/at.
Keffals looks like a woman; just not a good-looking one. The closest description of their looks is "That fat, ugly, slovenly, single 40-year old woman in a burger king making a scene because she wanted a DIET milkshake."
Which in fact kinda fits Keffals' attitude. No doubt if they WERE a chick, they'd be doing just that.
In fact, Keffals really kinda looks like Mrs. Twit in some of their vids/pics.
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I'd have to disagree with you there mate. I'll see if I can find it again but someone posted a gif of Lucas and some dude who was doing a puff piece on him walking side by side and even his stride gives him away. Everything about him just screams "man with long hair" because that's exactly what he is. Every person has their own way of looking at things though but all I can see is a nerdy, insecure little man who wants so badly to be a woman yet he will never come close to it.
 
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powerpsi said:
Looks like Lucas either hasn't figured out we are back, or (more likely) doesn't want to address it because he knows it is an unwinnable battle. The grift is over and they can all pretend they are women and that KF is dead.
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This presents quite a conundrum for Keffals. The only real accomplishment of this "career" is supposedly deplatforming KF. Its why, ostensibly, money was raised. It may have been why certain info about location was leaked in order to build a case. To admit it was all for nothing, and that ones followers may have engaged in illegal DDos attacks for nothing, would be to admit failure. Keffals audience is like 100% spergy teens with the attention span of a fruit fly, so they might really think KF is still down for a while longer so long as any of the dumbfuck "influencers" they get their entire world view from don't talk about it.

But eventually people are going to realize the site is back. Keffals is betting that by that time the dumbfuck followers will have already moved on to some new histrionic drama. Its not like any of them remember the Destiny shit now. Also, gotta keep the issues fresh so no one asks where it was that their money was actually donated to.

Bobposting cutting ties shows the bathtub HRT thing that the farms exposed made traction in the public even when the site was down too.
 
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The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that Keffals may be kiwi farms saviour. As we enter the dark age of christory, with silence from the jail, we arguably lost a cohesive force in the form of histories biggest lolcow. Everything had come to a kind of standstill as Chris’s delusions deteriorated into tedium.

Then in those uncertain times, Lucas came lumbering in, screaming about bozos, cooming over the latest deplatforming, licking the boot of big tech, bragging about DIY HRT for children and centering the attention of a thousands strong community all on himself.

Suddenly, the board has a renewed sense of focus and purpose.
 
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Ethan Ralph Is 5'1 said:
He needs to just embrace the whole stereotypical "bearded lady" look at least. Actually looks so much better like this.
Jessie Beaner, you can still wear the dress. Just grow that shit out.

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With a beard he looks like somebody who’d get into heated arguments about Linux distros that use proprietary drivers, whilst expressing bewilderment that anybody would have issues with the Arch installation process.
 
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Francium said:
is he really still trying to push the story that he had a rifle pointed to his head? Does lucas not know that he himself was the one that admitted it was literally just a calm knock on his door?

either way i've noticed the narrative slowly turning against keffals lately, hopefully this is the nail in the coffin, it'd be hilarious to see lucas on the ass end of the internet, safe for whatever chaser fans who only shill for him so they can have a chance for queen clara's feet and farts.
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I hope the narrative will turn more faster. Btw, let's see if the staff of the Wayback Machine will get some surprised Pikachu surprised faces once the truth is out of the bag.
 
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Duke-Diggler said:
How appropriate.
He's the DPS faggot in raids who doesn't even contribute and stand in the fire like an idiot, while the more skilled players take on the raid boss,. He causes the raid wipe and he blames the tank/healers for not fighting the boss hard enough.
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*Shade of Aran starts casting Flame Wreath*

Raid Lead: "Don't fucking move! I don't care where you are! Stay fucking still!"

Rogue: *moves*

Raid wipes

All: "The fuck is your problem?!"

Rogue: "I wasn't on his back."

PTSD flashbacks of people failing the simplest fucking mechanic of literally, don't fucking move... And it's always someone else's fault.
 
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Good to know Lucas is out and about, enjoying life and interacting with strangers after that whole imminent threat to human life thing. Very brave, inspirational. If I felt there was an imminent threat to my life out there, I’d probably lay low and go offline. I guess he’s got over it by now, and the imminent threat has just passed without note. But it was definitely real at one point, when the Cloudflare dude stepped in and saved Keffals life.
 
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