Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Jacknife]

He didn't defeat any of his enemies though, I am literally posting on his kiwifarms thread right now!

That's really just the cherry on the cake, he really does just fail at fucking everything.

This is a weird bar to set for "failing at fucking everything" considering he his movement caused a lot of trouble than other people who went after KF.

Failing to fart or stand up straight on the Rother hand...

 

[Marche]

Now that you are single Keffals, prove us all wrong, prove you pass, go date an attractive real woman.

 

[Near]

Only a blast from the past is an adequate reaction to such unfortunate event.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I think anyone who studies Lucas long enough will begin to realize one of his defining traits is his appalling superficiality

All his defining character traits came into focus with that faildox video where he acted like a supervillain handing out ultimatums and gloating about his private investigator. Lucas is all about his ego. Lucas is in love with power.

 

[WonderWino]

Thanks, that's in line with what I was looking for. So we have two tweets now where Keffals was openly threatening to use the stolen KF user data to target thousands of us IRL. Tweets he later deleted to cover up the fact that he was violating Twatter's excuse of a ToS to issue overt threats against thousands of KF users, most of whom don't even post in this thread and certainly had nothing whatsoever to do with the doxxing or the SWATing.

BTW, if anyone has the original link (or an archived one) for the other tweet where Keffals was encouraging his cyber criminals to use stolen KF user data to target KF users IRL, I ask you to please share those links with me. Send me a DM if you don't want to post them here.

For those of you who missed it, this is the tweet I am looking for. The person below took a screengrab before Keffals deleted it to cover up:

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BTW Keffals, look up "unclean hands" and "fruit of the poisonous tree", if you think LE or the courts will allow you to submit criminally hacked and stolen user data to sic LE onto your critics. Yeah, I know you don't give a fuck about the law, that's why you break it while thinking you're above it but you're not. I know you tell yourselves delusional BS like, quote, "It's not illegal if it worked", but that's not how the law works, that's only your delusional mind making up excuses to justify crimes:

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We know you and Ellen Murray were in touch with the hackers who committed the security breach, and that you two were effectively directing them to do it for the sake of stealing KF user data. Ellen openly admitted on Twatter you were using Signal to communicate with the hackers: "TO THE SIGNAL GROUP CHAT BUNKER". Woops!


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Again: Neither LE or the courts will ever allow you to submit criminally hacked and stolen user data as evidence.
We on the other hand can easily show, on the basis of your own deleted tweets, that you commissioned the hack with malicious intent and that you were in touch with your cyber crime gang throughout the hack.

You are not a victim Keffals, you're a fraud and an unrepentant criminal who victimized thousands of innocent KF users, most of whom don't even know this thread exists and have never posted anything here.

You'd think courts and law enforcement wouldn't be able to use evidence obtained illegally but in canada you would be wrong. See page 8 'the present state of canadian law'

the illegality of the means used to obtain evidence generally has no bearing upon its admissibility. If, for example, a persons home is illegally searched the person may sue the police for the damages incurred, complain or demand disciplinary action or the laying of criminal charges. But the evidence uncovered during the search together with all the evidence derived from it is admissible

In short, as far as the canadian supreme court is concerned, all evidence can be admitted including any obtained illegally so long as said evidence is relevant to the case

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

That first tweet is weird too. Like being a PhD student somehow makes one inherently desirable for marriage. Not even a student in some useful field, fucking sociology.

I gather Keffals has only finished high school (there are articles mentioning he "attended" Western University, the implication being that he did not graduate), so higher education is just very impressive to him.

Keffals doesn't come off as being glamored by a PhD but rather thinks he deserves that kind of social prestige by proxy, like some kind of podunk trophy wife. He's a narcissist, he can't be seen with lesser quality folk. He bragged about the PhD's life and money as if it would be his to use as he pleases, and has no problem stealing credit (and money) for virtually anything.
That buffalo hump on him is pretty impressive though, you don't generally develop such a fine hunch until after 60. He should use it to attract a sow of his caliber.

 

[puttje]

That first tweet is weird too. Like being a PhD student somehow makes one inherently desirable for marriage. Not even a student in some useful field, fucking sociology.

I gather Keffals has only finished high school (there are articles mentioning he "attended" Western University, the implication being that he did not graduate), so higher education is just very impressive to him.

Somehow I sense that in twisted mind of lucas it's not like "I'm happy my fiancé has PhD" but rather "My fiancé genuinely believes I'm a woman, and he has a PhD so he can't be mistaken". And in sociology on top of that, oh my. That's some career choice folks

On other note, I highly doubt lucas can appreciate any academic achievements since he's basically living the life on easy mode since inception

 

[The Observer]

As we age our hormones get unbalanced. Estrogen increases in men and testosterone dips, while testosterone rises in women and estrogen dips. Trannies basically induce this with HRT which is why they all end up weirdly prematurely aged.

The best a TIM can hope for is to look like a very masculine mumsy figure, as long as no one is paying attention. TIFs just have that weird elderly-little-boy Benjamin Button thing going on.

Incorrect. In the case for both men and women, testosterone and estrogen are decreased significantly through age which is pretty bad. You may be surprised, but estrogen is incredibly important for men in extremely minuscule amounts (not too much otherwise he will turn into a tranny). For example, if the estrogen of a male decreases to 0 ng/dl (different unit of measurement for different countries) then that male would be at risk for heart disease, diabetes, etc basically the bad stuff. This is the same for women. They need a minuscule amount of testosterone to function properly. If total or free testosterone reaches 0 ng/dl then the consequences would be horrendous for women. An interesting yin and yang here in nature. Of course aging people in a way avoid these pitfalls through testosterone replacement therapy which oddly enough is more effective for women than estrogen replacement.

What makes the case of the femtrannies unique; is that even though they can achieve estrogen levels similar to that of a real woman their testosterone levels are basically akin to a hypo gonadal man 100ng/dl (low test nigga) which is astronomically higher than the top 0.001% of biological females. This was the main argument against the inclusion of the femtrannies in sports which had a lot of people seething (and dilating) for some reason. Imagine reaching a point in society where human beings are actually considering including biological men in the sports of women lul. Funny how no one really gives a shit about transmen (biological females) since they always lose to biological men. Ironically, in both instances men will always win.

 

[Cuckoman]

I genuinely wonder what someone's life must be like when they think everyone on a website is out to get them. It can't be easy to get up as Keffals, spew lies all day, realize it failed at its task, and then go to bed. I have to think it knows its all bullshit, cause if it believes this, well, I know several facilities that can take it in.

I think it is worse than that for Keffal and many other terminally online and perpetually angry people, always fighting for some cause against some enemy.
The "cause" and the "fight against the enemy" is the only thing many of these people have. They are terminally online, everything is online for them and everything is a "battle against bigots". These people don't have a life offline at all. They have no normal friends, they never get invited to a neighbors bbq or anything. They never go to the local pub for a pint, because they do not have any human friends offline.

It is quite sad. Internet and social media was a mistake. It destroyed so many people that could not handle living in the real world among real humans.
It must be a terribly sad and hopeless life, where you have almost no human to human interactions and everything is just a 24/7 online fight against one enemy after another. Where the only thing that makes you feel alive is when you get the dopamine kick from twitter asspats. I would not wish this life on my worst enemy.

 

[frap]

Incorrect. In the case for both men and women, testosterone and estrogen are decreased significantly through age which is pretty bad. You may be surprised, but estrogen is incredibly important for men in extremely minuscule amounts (not too much otherwise he will turn into a tranny). For example, if the estrogen of a male decreases to 0 ng/dl (different unit of measurement for different countries) then that male would be at risk for heart disease, diabetes, etc basically the bad stuff. This is the same for women. They need a minuscule amount of testosterone to function properly. If total or free testosterone reaches 0 ng/dl then the consequences would be horrendous for women. An interesting yin and yang here in nature. Of course aging people in a way avoid these pitfalls through testosterone replacement therapy which oddly enough is more effective for women than estrogen replacement.

What makes the case of the femtrannies unique; is that even though they can achieve estrogen levels similar to that of a real woman their testosterone levels are basically akin to a hypo gonadal man 100ng/dl (low test nigga) which is astronomically higher than the top 0.001% of biological females. This was the main argument against the inclusion of the femtrannies in sports which had a lot of people seething (and dilating) for some reason. Imagine reaching a point in society where human beings are actually considering including biological men in the sports of women lul. Funny how no one really gives a shit about transmen (biological females) since they always lose to biological men. Ironically, in both instances men will always win.

I was under the impression that, regardless of absolute levels, the relative balance of testosterone/estrogen in males/females gets fucked up with age.

As it relates to Keffals though, it's true that with age we tend to take on more outward features of the opposite sex. Female fat storage becomes more masculine being the most notable feature, for example. Keffals, despite his HRT, has some of the most masculine fat storage pattern I've ever seen.

What about the testosterone converting to estrogen thing? That's definitely something I've heard about, but no idea how/if it plays into the trans HRT thing.

 

[rodentia]

This is a weird bar to set for "failing at fucking everything" considering he his movement caused a lot of trouble than other people who went after KF.

Failing to fart or stand up straight on the Rother hand...

there is different degrees of utterly failing. we are still here, so despite the issues he caused, he completely failed at taking us down.

 

[The Observer]

I was under the impression that, regardless of absolute levels, the relative balance of testosterone/estrogen in males/females gets fucked up with age.

As it relates to Keffals though, it's true that with age we tend to take on more outward features of the opposite sex. Female fat storage becomes more masculine being the most notable feature, for example. Keffals, despite his HRT, has some of the most masculine fat storage pattern I've ever seen.

What about the testosterone converting to estrogen thing? That's definitely something I've heard about, but no idea how/if it plays into the trans HRT thing.

The femtrannies suppress their testosterone medically (a conventionally used drug for this instance spironolactone) while increasing their estrogen, estradiol, progesterone, etc to mimic the hormone profile of women. In Keffals's case, I think a couple of facial surgeries along with weight loss can help with passing, but the Igor hunched back paints a dim future

What you are describing is testosterone converting to estrogen which happens to women through aromatization. This helps balance their hormone levels, and the minuscule amount of testosterone acts as a small base. I am unsure how this works with femtrannies since they artificially fuck with their hormone profile to achieve transition especially with castration. After reassignment, I would guess that they have to stay on hrt for the rest of their lives since by default they are males who are incapable of producing estrogen like real women. If they do stop hrt, then their bodies would likely reach a strange state since they no longer have balls nor will they ever have ovaries to produce any essential hormone properly, and go through natural aromatization like the average human being.

 

[puttje]

The femtrannies suppress their testosterone medically while increasing their estrogen, estradiol, progesterone, etc to mimic the hormone profile of women. In Keffals's case, I think a couple of facial surgeries along with weight loss can help with passing, but the Igor hunched back paints a dim future

What you are describing is testosterone converting to estrogen which happens to women through aromatization. This helps balance their hormone levels, and the minuscule amount of testosterone acts as a small base. I am unsure how this works with femtrannies since they artificially fuck with their hormone profile to achieve transition especially with castration. After reassignment, I would guess that they have to stay on hrt for the rest of their lives since by default they are males who are incapable of producing estrogen like real women. If they do stop hrt, then their bodies would likely reach a strange state since they no longer have balls nor will they ever have ovaries to produce any essential hormone properly, and go through natural aromatization like the average human being.

Yeah, something like this. Just wanna point out that aromatization is more of male thing; when testosterone becomes off charts the excess amount is being converted (aromatized) into estrogen. Females usually don't go through this as much unless they got a way more testosterone than required.

Troons on the other hand.. If balls being cut off, the artificial "woman" hormonal profile should be maintained, but again, you can fool fellow human, but you can't fool your body, it still knows you're man lucas, christ. So it's gonna try to pump more testosterone using other producer organs, and combining with HRT & prolonged use it's gonna cause more near-lethal shenanigans than you can ever imagine

 

[Programmer Socks]

Holy fuck at those videos of him walking. What a joke.

Lmao, I didn't know there was a video. Keffals walking proudly alongside his elderly mother (or whoever that is), looking dead-eyed, as she pushes the cart.

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Keffals has all the feminine physique of a fridge.

He looks like the guy in a glam rock band who doesn't quite suit the image. There's always one, usually the drummer or bass player, uncomfortably stuffed into tight trousers, eyeliner and a sparkly top who looks like an awkward builder or trucker in drag. That is totally Keffals. The literal definition of a hulking great tranny. A walking joke.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Hey Lucas, read this

your a faggot!

 

[Wy4M]

If you were a fat lazy fuck like Keffals with an overnight 100k at your disposal, what would you honestly do

OD on oxy/opioids.

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[puttje]

Always boggles me how a person comes out and says "I'm brave & proud & alive" when all they did is just inflicted self-harm because they feel bad about real world

 

[AStupidMonkey]

Spoiler: Lucas finally makes an appearance on Tucker

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Glad I already ate.

Especially with the knowledge that somewhere in the world, @Tahoma is furiously masturbating right now.

 

[Pee Cola]

Always boggles me how a person comes out and says "I'm brave & proud & alive" when all they did is just inflicted self-harm because they feel bad about real world

Keffals never wanted to die, he just wanted attention.

If he really wanted to an hero, he wouldn't screw around with a drug overdose. That's one of the least reliable methods and tends to be favoured by women as a cry for help rather than as an actual method to do the deed.

Real men top themselves by hanging or shooting themselves in the head. Maybe carbon monoxide poisoning if they're mechanically minded enough to unscrew an O2 sensor and put the hose between the exhaust manifold and the cat.

 

[1996 Toyota Camry]

Does he pass friends?

no