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Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF
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I thought by the Secret Service.
For this.
Pretty sure that like most edgelord "threats" they investigate, they just put him on a list and decided he was probably just retarded.
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As @AnOminous said is was the secret service he was questioned by and the full details are still a little murky, but he claimed he was taking time off collage due to "health reasons".
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Ahahahahaha. That's quite amusing. I've actually read quite a bit of literature about how the Secret Service work, so I wouldn't doubt that he'd be scared shitless by an actual investigation by them. If I remember correctly from my readings, the Secret Service only investigates/interviews what they deem to be 'potentially credible' threats. So basically if our boi was genuinely interviewed, that means he has at least a semi-active file kept on his whereabouts/social status by the highest level of government security. Due to the way the Secret Service operates, this file will (bar a policy revision), be kept open forever.
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projected as in "projection of fucked up fantasy" not "actual estimation of real thing"
I guess I should phrase it more accurately :
didn't the countdown expire today?
I may be off by a day or two
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projected as in "projection of fucked up fantasy" not "actual estimation of real thing"
I guess I should phrase it more accurately :
didn't the countdown expire today?
I may be off by a day or two
It's supposedly tomorrow, it's not happening and I suspect what's really going on is a little more simpler than that.
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He's waddling to Sacramento to leech on people not used to him being a sack of shit in human form?
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You say that and all I can imagine is him getting kicked off the bus and having to hoof it there. My god the chimp-out would be glorious.
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Prity much, I have discussed this briefly with @Smutley but my thinking is this;
The only time he has been so free and open with his travel plans was during the Mum & Dale trip last year he announced his plans ahead of time and then did something else to try and throw us off the scent, and he knows he hasn't got a audience willing to listen to him anymore so he feel's it's time for pastures new while trying to work out who's still a friend an milk asspats as long as he can.
He's going to try and claim it was a last minute decision for his safety after the hospital received some form of credible threat, and the reason he's off facebook and not tumblr is because he's more likely to run his mouth on facebook and he's not sure who he can trust anymore (he quite rightly views some people he's met IRL as leaking info to us). He thinks that he's learned what mistake's he made during the Mum trip an GG driveby fiascos, and it gives him a chance to use some cool sounding military terms like radio silence and defcon conditions.
But in short this is him thinking he's a master at strategic planning and misdirection worthy of whatever soviet intelligence agency he's currently got a boner for.
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It's amazing who'll tell you top secret surgery plans when you contact them as an old friend of Isabel's, and explain they're actually supporting a mom-beating attempted rapist.
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I have noticed amongst his friends a lot of them are now only interested in him for the same reasons as us, the only difference being we are at least honest about it.
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The start was a attempted slapfight trolls tried to start with CWC and Phil, Chris was fed Phils docs and he made the calling out ahuviya video, Phil made two videos one of them was essentially mocking him for Bob's death.
Phil seemed to be aware of Chris beforehand but not greatly so, but ever since that video Phil's had a hardon for Chris and uses him as a measuring stick to try and prove to himself and the world just how superior he is.
Kinda sad really, but it get's sadder when you realise that Chris doesn't even rember who Phil is.
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It's outright pathetic. Chris, for all the fuck ups, has a better life that Phil.
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The thing is Phil's worked to make his life as shitty as it is, in the past he's had a job and lived in a house right now he's choosing to stay homeless and spending his money mostly on frivolities rather than niceties.
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Phil's trajectory into nuclear failure perfectly mimics North Korea in that way. Both took their better potential at an earlier point in time and plowed it miles into the ground and are still digging deeper as we speak.
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If I remember correctly, those videos were made after he got fired from Wawa (or quit; can't remember), but before Jackie kicked him out. And he was talking in the videos about knowing how to take care of himself and shit like that.
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To pass the time until Phil's activity starts up again, I've been catching up on Bob's Burgers. It seems a recent episode had Bob suffer "testicular failure" from riding a bike, which caused his facial hair to start falling out. Clearly Phil's doing it wrong- ride a bike WITH your testicles and it turns you into a beautiful woman!