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That is a fair point. But then why did he have such a chimpout after the swatting/pizzas? His campaign is essentially back to square one after all this time. I do not believe for a second that Lucas after 2 months of chimping is just now learning to not fan the flames. He was so full of piss and vinegar even during the time we had to jump between domains after cloudflare. There  is going to be another phase, Lucas is just biding his time and figuring out how to mobilize his catboys after lying to them for weeks.
At this point I'm pretty sure at this point a reasonable if schizo answer to the bold is "it was part of the plan, and he played his part perfectly".

To be clear, I don't think Keffals swatted himself in any way that's provable without getting a hacked dump of Signal, and it still might not be provable even then because it's clear whoever is or was actually pulling Lucas' strings has brain enough to not leave traces that can be used unless someone rats big time. It'd be someone in the signal group or some being directed by someone in the signal group, and almost certainly without directly telling Keffals specifics.

That sounds nuts, you might say...except for the fact that there's a swatting rampage for months prior with a very specific method to it, robovoice/texts to cops claiming to be the target and claiming to be committing or having committed violent crimes at the target's address, then magically the method changes just for Keffals, a method that can be reasonably suggested is designed to minimize chance of harm to the target (threats sent in target's name to unrelated but important third parties, which will definitely cause the cops to come, but not through the windows on ziplines due to lack of immediacy), and then the method from before continues when MTG got swatted, almost as if the original swatter(s) decided to try to fuck everyone involved.

The cherry on top being the fact that some random Canadian kid uninvolved with any of the parties gets swatted the exact same way as Keffals, about a week later if memory serves, almost as if Keffals' swatters read the comments and decided that it was a bit too convenient that N = 1, and that 1 is Keffals, who just made 70k USD grifting that specific swatting.

Schizo theory? Perhaps, but that random kid getting swatted the same way, later, seemingly just so that swat method N = 2, has me convinced. It's too neat, that extra swat just seems like OCD tying up perceived loose ends.
 
God this video is such a mess. In 15 minutes, Lucas: 1. Demonstrates a total lack of basic 20th century history and resorts to directly reading from The Atlantic; 2. Accidentally does a decent job pitching ecofascism; 3. Bitterly tells his followers that voting is useless in Canada (that last place finish as the Communist party candidate still stings apparently); and 4. I swear to God, claims that "taking down" Kiwi Farms was a "dress rehearsal" for fighting global fascism.

Also got a solid laugh at his absolute galaxy brain statement that "there was no denazification of Italy." There was also no De-Ba'athification of Afghanistan, can you believe it?
Good summary. He's so fucking incoherent.

- It's a global crisis! Climate change accelerating! Fascists are taking over! It's the end of days! We're all gonna get killed!
(five seconds later)
- Doomers get out! I don't want any doomers in my chat! What's the point of following politics if you're gonna doomer about it??
 
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Lucas is so unfunny. A highlight from the time this thread was locked. Lucas took an online autism assessment on stream. He scored above the threshold for autism but slightly below the average for autists. From my assessment, this nigga autistic.
>autism
Well that explains everything. Still, mental illness ain't no justification for all the troonshine peddling.
 
Lucas is so unfunny. A highlight from the time this thread was locked. Lucas took an online autism assessment on stream. He scored above the threshold for autism but slightly below the average for autists. From my assessment, this nigga autistic.
To expand on this, he took the autism test to prove he's allowed to call people retards, no joke.

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To be clear, I don't think Keffals swatted himself
No one swatted keffals. Someone had sent nasty emails and the cops were to investigate.

At 4:16PM in the afternoon a few cops went to keffals place, knocked on the door and waited until Keffals came and opened the door. The cops then explained why they were there and keffals let them in.
Normal canadian cops, that do normal cop stuff. Not members of a swat team. It is not clear if that locality even has a swat team.

It is in the report from the police themselves.
 
To expand on this, he took the autism test to prove he's allowed to call people retards, no joke.

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"I was told from a young age that I would never be where I am now."
Hmmmmmmmmm... Could that have been from your mother Lucas? If so that would make sense why you have such violent fantasies about wanting to rape women and your mom.
 
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curious how the definition of fascism changes for people like lucas. trying to erase websites simply because they make fun of him while also sending your army of lunatics to edit all information so it suits your needs is totally cool. very acceptable behavior but woah italy has a scary lady as leader and they act like somebody revived the corpse of mussolini.
Remember Lucas believes that he can immediately discern the inherent Being of a person so as to dehumanize them into an "ontologically evil" force in order to justify his doing anything he wants since they aren't a person anymore. He literally doesn't understand the contradiction that you're talking about since he doesn't believe it's possible to do something bad to something that has forfeited its humanity due to a corrupted soul or essence. Fascism is the Ur-Threat, so all fascists (aka anyone who Lucas doesn't like for any reason) are existential threats for which there is no such thing as "going too far" to stop by any means necessary. Communism good because it good, fascism bad because not communism, and there are no other options than these two.

This black-and-white worldview is very comforting to him because he's a massive simpleton who probably can't hold more than a single idea in his head at any one time let alone ever be able to analyze it. It's actually probably unfair to consider what he thinks to be "ideas" as they're really more like emotional responses that he thinks constitute ideas because he's never had experience with an actual idea. The world must be very neat and tidy and fit Lucas' emotions or Lucas get mad AND THAT NOT FAIR LUCAS SHOULD GET WAY!

How many does he meet? Nearly all of them?
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Lucas has been strangely quiet about the site being up the past 3 days I’ve noticed
Admitting the site is up would mean you have to explain what the fuck you're doing with those six digits you got. He'll just pretend it's in some shambling state that barely functions and never mention it again.
 
To expand on this, he took the autism test to prove he's allowed to call people retards, no joke.

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The even stupider thing about this is that it's not just being used as an excuse to call people retards or other slurs, it's also being used as an excuse to self-center and humblebrag. "I was so poor till I found success in a career most of my audience wishes they could be doing", "I was told I'd never be where I am now, implying I'm very successful and famous".

I don't know, my view is if you want to call people retards on the internet, just do it, you don't need to write an essay explaining why you're allowed to.
 
Lucas has been strangely quiet about the site being up the past 3 days I’ve noticed

He's waiting for Dong Fong-Jones to tell him when the next attack is. Lucas can't corral any meaningful threat on his own, Fong-Jones is the one with the tech connections pulling the strings.

And Lucas knows his braindead followers are too scared to check KF status themselves. They'll believe the site is dead until Lucas "reports" otherwise. But he's only going to call attention to his own failure once he can turn it into a grift opportunity, either for more funds or more e-clout.
 
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