Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

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Lucas posted the phone numbers and address of the Ukrainian company that hosted the Teapot error page for a few days, smearing them as Russian sympathizers for hosting KF.
Oh yeah I remember seeing that getting really mad, I personally know people in their tech industry who had to hide in some bomb shelter and we tried to contact them for 2 weeks, thinking they got turned into road paste. Luckily it was just some smelly Slavic bunker with no internet.

But yeah, "you're getting invaded and bombed to shit? Well this company is making me an upper middle class White male upset!"
Fuck off Lucas, I hope Russia invades Canada next.

Keffals has ‘a team’ too, and ‘staff’ that need to be PAID. Cause they’re both Very Important People.

(And THAT’S where all the GFM $$ is going, you meanies.)

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A discord server full of autogynephiles, eunuchs, and paedophiles isn't a team, Lucas.
 
They are all so absolutely disgusting. Like, how does a beginner troon-in-training not look around at all the ugly weird freaks surrounding them and think to themselves "oh my god, this is crazy and I don't want that to be me"?
A combination of autism and naïveté, presumably. This one's apparently from Oklahoma, so I'm going to be charitable and guess that he's a closeted gay or else just gender-nonconforming by red state standards, and has latched onto trans in an effort to find an in-group.

...or maybe he's just another AGP degenerate, I dunno.

Uncle Ted is based. He tried warning everybody about technology being a disaster for the human race, but did anybody listen? Whilst I don't think he foresaw how technology would be a disaster (i.e. the troonification of Silicon Valley), he was on the right track overall.
To this day, his analysis of hypersocialized leftists is spot-on. He foresaw Twitter cancel culture and virtue signalling before the Internet even existed.
 
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They are all so absolutely disgusting. Like, how does a beginner troon-in-training not look around at all the ugly weird freaks surrounding them and think to themselves "oh my god, this is crazy and I don't want that to be me"?
Things that happen to the irrelevant side characters aren't really part of the plot for the main character's arc. The main character definitely will turn out to be the effortlessly hot woman having all kinds of great sex constantly.
 
Russia leaves Ukraine. World Peace happens. Inflation goes away. The Planet begins to heal itself somehow. The world is basically pre-9/11 again. Oh and you are given unlimited money.

A magic genie says all of this can happen, but in exchange you must massage and sexually pleasure Liz Fong while Lucas rubs his beef flaps in front of you. Oh and Yaniv and Chandler also participate too.

Do you?
 
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Russia leaves Ukraine. World Peace happens. Inflation goes away. The Planet begins to heal itself somehow. The world is basically pre-9/11 again.

A magic genie says all of this can happen, but in exchange you must massage and sexually pleasure Liz Fong while Lucas rubs his beef flaps in front of you. Oh and Yaniv and Chandler also participate too.

Do you?
In the genie's offer will this site exist to make fun of them in perpetuity? The emotional cost of hypothetically giving them momentary sexual pleasure goes down if I know the site will forever vex them. Sometimes making someone happy temporarily makes the spite so much more fun.
 
@Null This might be of some concern to you

tl;dr ssh breaching with a mitm attack

Nobody should be concerned about those shitty clown scripts written by retarded brony sysadmin Kevin Karhan. The wiper.sh script is literally just his normal sysadmin server wiping script with the Wipe all your shit? [Y/N] bit removed so that it just runs. And the ssh-exfil.sh script is a super-basic attempt to find SSH keys on the system and upload them to a free public filehost.

This shit is like the hacking equivalent of painting a toy gun black and pretending it's a real weapon. To do any damage with these scripts he'd need to compromise the system to the point that he could already run anything he wanted on it. And if he was anywhere near good enough to do that, he wouldn't be wasting his time writing kiddie shit like this when better tools already exist. He's just an IT sped LARPing as a hacker.
 
I’m KiwiFarms’s reckoning. Here to end the borrowed time you’ve all been living on!

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This dude had me dying with all his live tweets analyzing the quality of the air on his flights.
Holy fucking shit look at how fat he is. Everyone was way off mark calling only his face a Thwomp. The entire man himself is the Thwomp.

It's so funny how every tranny trying to take KF down is a built like any other pudgy, sun-deprived hambeast redditor. Lucas, Elliot, Sinseer, Guillaume Labelle, Kevin Gibes, etc all look like clones off the same conveyor belt of horrors.
 
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I’m KiwiFarms’s reckoning. Here to end the borrowed time you’ve all been living on!

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This dude had me dying with all his live tweets analyzing the quality of the air on his flights.
Videos like these are making fat jokes easier than ever before. He thinks he’s Bane with that mask glued to his face.
 
I’m KiwiFarms’s reckoning. Here to end the borrowed time you’ve all been living on!

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This dude had me dying with all his live tweets analyzing the quality of the air on his flights.
Is there a context that explains why he filmed this? (Other than autism I mean.)

So Elliot hired an "executive assistant" to do "activism" with a non-existent organization who claims they can't bring themselves to look at their own footage supposedly detailing a massive corruption scandal in law enforcement?
 
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