Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Baby's first VFX edits

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[Something Awful]

I thought these opinion surrounding bisexuals was considered bigoted in Keffals circle.

Maybe he hates them because of Destiny who knows.
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Does Keffals consider himself gay or heterosexual? His erstwhile fiancé was a man, and looked like a normal man in the one picture I've seen, but I think he (the fiancé) also identified as some kind of genderspecial. It gets confusing.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Does Keffals consider himself gay or heterosexual? His erstwhile fiancé was a man, and looked like a normal man in the one picture I've seen, but I think he identified as some kind of genderspecial. It gets confusing.

If his claims of sexual conquests with his enemies' mothers are any indication, Luke identifies as a lesbian.

 

[Cuckoman]

Hold up Benzene? Theres fucking  Benzene in that shit they've been selling?

Yeah, word is about 2% benzene, so not exactly trace amounts either.
You think ANY kid that shot up with this will not have major issues with cancer in the next 12 months?

Also not just encouraging the kids from shooting up with this shit, but PROFITING by selling this shit to the kids.

I guess this is why we normally have very strict regulations on pharmaceutical production and quality assurance? But troons do troons.
Saving lives by killing kids with cancer.

 

[Stinkyboy]

I mentioned it a few hundred pages ago, GFM donations given altruistically for emergency expenses or similar aren't income taxable in Canada. They'd only be taxable if keffals was giving something in return for them or receiving them through the stream sites, making them transactional.

Donations given through twitch or the whiteleaf site are all income taxable.

If anything is liable to fuck things up money wise now it'll be the breakup. The GFM was for "emergency moving expenses" and the supposed lawsuit against the police. The boyfriend whatever his name was, being a co-victim of the "harassment" and "swatting", would have a decent claim for some or half of that money. The two of them would be considered common law partners having lived together for a few years, but I looked it up and apparently they aren't obligated to split property in a breakup in Ontario as common law and it just goes to whoever bought it/earned it. But the GFM page explicitly mentions the disruption to the boyfriend's doctorate caused by the "swatting", so if he took keffals to court for his share it's almost certain he'd win.

This assumes the breakup was him getting fed up with keffals grifting, fucking off to vacation in europe while leaving him in the dirt to seethe, and initiating it, or keffals dumping him to mutually fingerbang eurotroons. Some scenario where he feels maligned and wants a chunk of cash he feels entitled to.

It’s not taxable for donors, the recipient has to account for their funds

Governments are serious about their cut, however, i think GFM sets aside part of the funds site side

 

[Procrastinhater]

I suspect keffals will ignore us for now but i have no doubt he is still watching. i mean hey the sites been down a while hes gotta catch up on any new info about his favorite lolcows.

Lucas is his own favorite lolcow, the arrogant shit.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Yeah, word is about 2% benzene, so not exactly trace amounts either.
You think ANY kid that shot up with this will not have major issues with cancer in the next 12 months?

Also not just encouraging the kids from shooting up with this shit, but PROFITING by selling this shit to the kids.

I guess this is why we normally have very strict regulations on pharmaceutical production and quality assurance? But troons do troons.
Saving lives by killing kids with cancer.

>2%

2%
Not 0.02%, not 0.2%
2% fucking percent Benzene. Jesus wept. I don't like troons, but fuck this is evil.
No wonder they want records purged.
Any kid who used that is fucked, they know that right?

 

[HorseGirlSupremacy]

Does Keffals consider himself gay or heterosexual? His erstwhile fiancé was a man, and looked like a normal man in the one picture I've seen, but I think he identified as some kind of genderspecial. It gets confusing.

Im pretty sure keffals calls him a trans woman but he goes by they/them so I am not sure. I think he consider himself gay.

 

[Anon e moose]

Im pretty sure keffals calls him a trans woman but he goes by they/them so I am not sure. I think he consider himself gay.

He also considers himself a beautiful woman. So, not really sure what he considers himself matters.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Why should he though? I'm probably not up to date, but hasn't he earned ~200.000 dollars at least through just the grift against KF alone?

His GFM made a little bit more than 100.000 Canadian bucks, not US bucks. Canadian bucks are less worth than US bucks.

If I remember correctly he didn't get a noteworthy boost on Patreon.

His Twitch views circle around 1000 active watchers peak. But most of the times he has less than 1000 active watchers on Twitch. Our Dear Leader Josh has at least twice as much views on every of his MATI streams and they don't even evolve around Lucas alone.

I posted some screenshots from his YT account a few pages ago. He can't really use the whole drama to get more views than before the KF arc started. Some videos do even worse than before. His latest YT videos about KF do poorly and didn't even get 10k views (except the one about the latest KF hack). The whole KF arc made him two videos with more than 100k views. Both videos were about the so called swatting incident. Both this is just natural as the whole so called swatting incident was pushed by mainstream video and share a lot by people outside the Lucas bubble and outside the KF bubble.

Bascially now one cares about Keffals. No swatting, no attention.

 

[Hoss Delgado]

>2%

2%
Not 0.02%, not 0.2%
2% fucking percent Benzene. Jesus wept. I don't like troons, but fuck this is evil.
No wonder they want records purged.
Any kid who used that is fucked, they know that right?

Even a country as pozzed as Leafistan won't stand by and let something this egregious go unprosecuted...right?

 

[The cold-Blood Witch]

"Italy has fallen to fascism" says the ugly troon menace that thinks Israel should be wiped off the map.

Keffals seething because Null had a sense of humor and liked this detractor art, these people so fucking stupid

 

[Procrastinhater]

While the site was offline, I was doing some digging on Keffals and found this (A). It’s a faggy radio program featuring an interview with our friend Kaylie Sorrenti.
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This is one of the earliest traces of Lucas on the internet. It’s from 9 years ago, so Lucas was 19 at the time. And this is pre-vocal feminization surgery. I’ve clipped out Lucas’s interview for your pleasure. Please listen to him introduce himself at least lmao.
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I know he had “learning disabilities” that made him take longer to graduate high school than normal, but holy shit, he sounds retarded.

Looool that fucking voice, and the faggy lithp he has as well lmfao, you know I always used to wonder what the fuck the point in that faggot voice surgery he got was because he just sounds like any other fucking shit stuffing troon with the frog voice, but hearing him before it, lol yeah I besmirched the fag voice surgeon I guess.
This utter retard is the gift that keeps giving. Everytime I think his wall eyed wonky ass udders are drained someone finds some new milk lol.
This is great, when that voice came on I spat my coffee all over my screen.
Great find

 

[KolKinhs]

Keffals seething because Null had a sense of humor and liked this detractor art, these people so fucking stupid
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Keffals: Nooo! You're SUPPOSED to be offended! I'm trying to make fun of you!

I know there's a tweet where he seethes over it, but I can't find it.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Does anyone know stuff about paying taxes in Canada and paying taxes in Ireland?

I know about one German streamer who fucked off to Ireland completely bc he has to pay way less taxes there than in Germany.

Could Lucas profit from less taxes in Ireland than in Canada?

 

[The cold-Blood Witch]

Keffals: Nooo! You're SUPPOSED to be offended! I'm trying to make fun of you!

I know there's a tweet where he seethes over it, but I can't find it.

Been trying to find it and Null's fedi post sharing it, there's too many shitposts here and kiwifarms cc is down so no luck in finding them.

 

[Something Awful]

Keffals: Nooo! You're SUPPOSED to be offended! I'm trying to make fun of you!

I know there's a tweet where he seethes over it, but I can't find it.

Heh... the cuckservative's too dumb to get mad at the funny picture.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Looool that fucking voice, and the faggy lithp he has as well lmfao, you know I always used to wonder what the fuck the point in that faggot voice surgery he got was because he just sounds like any other fucking shit stuffing troon with the frog voice, but hearing him before it, lol yeah I besmirched the fag voice surgeon I guess.
This utter retard is the gift that keeps giving. Everytime I think his wall eyed wonky ass udders are drained someone finds some new milk lol.
This is great, when that voice came on I spat my coffee all over my screen.
Great find

Lucas will never be a woman but he will certainly always be a bountiful lolcow. That milk must flow.

 

[DrNow]

I wonder how much they’ve spent so far on DDOS attacks. I know Keffals never actual talks about the DDOS attacks and criminal activity being the only thing to make their campaign possible, but I’d love to know how much has collectively been sank into the sites downtime. The main twitter page still demanding our censorship barely gets any responses at this point.

Lucas may be one of the biggest grifters to ever grace the farms. The more time passes the more absurd his narrative that us talking about him was a threat to his life seems. He must have been so happy when cloudflare bent the knee. This was not somebody who was relieved their life was no longer in danger, but somebody who was absolutely ecstatic at the prospect of the new found power to control the Internet beyond his own social media accounts and YouTube comments.

 

[Baraadmirer]

Does Keffals consider himself gay or heterosexual? His erstwhile fiancé was a man, and looked like a normal man in the one picture I've seen, but I think he (the fiancé) also identified as some kind of genderspecial. It gets confusing.

Possibly bi? From the OP, Keffals doesn't feel like disclosing their trans status to sexual partners and has "hooked up with cis men without disclosing" before.
Archived tweet 1 | Archived tweet 2

On the other side of the spectrum (), Keffals made a joke about easy-access pussy, though whether it extends beyond a joke is debatable. (Archived tweet)