Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Lucas has been strangely quiet about the site being up the past 3 days I’ve noticed
He got what he wanted, which is attention and money - even though this was ultimately self-serving and has done irreparable damage to trannydom at large. I'm sure he won't poke the hive again until his donation money wears thin and viewership dries up. Conversely, the more he tries to take the site down, the more resilient it becomes. Either way, his past will be permanent and we will laugh at trannies ad infinitum.
 
Something I've been wondering for awhile now is why hasn't Lucas gone after 4chan? Cloudflare provides DDOS mitigation for 4chan and they've already cucked out over KF. They 've set the prescient for selling out edgy websites. Think of the sheer metric tons of anti-tranny shit that's posted on /pol/ per hour why doesn't he have an issue with this? There are dozens of mass murderers and crimes that have been connected to the website too. Why? Why not 4chan that has 1000 times our traffic and posts?
 
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Still ugly. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Now this is the kind of beauty that needs to be celebrated in art. O Fair Goddess of Beauty and Avatar of Purest Femininity, accept my humble offering.
 
Something I've been wondering for awhile now is why hasn't Lucas gone after 4chan? Cloudflare provides DDOS mitigation for 4chan and they've already cucked out over KF. They 've set the prescient for selling out edgy websites. Think of the sheer metric tons of anti-tranny shit that's posted on /pol/ per hour why doesn't he have an issue with this? There are dozens of mass murderers and crimes that have been connected to the website too. Why? Why not 4chan that has 1000 times our traffic and posts?
/pol/ doesn’t have a single 2,364 page thread about all the abhorrent shit he’s done. The only reason he wants kiwifarms gone is to expunge all his secrets. It’s not some moral crusade like he wants to pretend. He doesn’t want there to be a place where people can talk about his deeds negatively. He’s far less concerned about how people talk about trannydom as a whole.
 
At this point I'm pretty sure at this point a reasonable if schizo answer to the bold is "it was part of the plan, and he played his part perfectly".

To be clear, I don't think Keffals swatted himself in any way that's provable without getting a hacked dump of Signal, and it still might not be provable even then because it's clear whoever is or was actually pulling Lucas' strings has brain enough to not leave traces that can be used unless someone rats big time. It'd be someone in the signal group or some being directed by someone in the signal group, and almost certainly without directly telling Keffals specifics.

That sounds nuts, you might say...except for the fact that there's a swatting rampage for months prior with a very specific method to it, robovoice/texts to cops claiming to be the target and claiming to be committing or having committed violent crimes at the target's address, then magically the method changes just for Keffals, a method that can be reasonably suggested is designed to minimize chance of harm to the target (threats sent in target's name to unrelated but important third parties, which will definitely cause the cops to come, but not through the windows on ziplines due to lack of immediacy), and then the method from before continues when MTG got swatted, almost as if the original swatter(s) decided to try to fuck everyone involved.

The cherry on top being the fact that some random Canadian kid uninvolved with any of the parties gets swatted the exact same way as Keffals, about a week later if memory serves, almost as if Keffals' swatters read the comments and decided that it was a bit too convenient that N = 1, and that 1 is Keffals, who just made 70k USD grifting that specific swatting.

Schizo theory? Perhaps, but that random kid getting swatted the same way, later, seemingly just so that swat method N = 2, has me convinced. It's too neat, that extra swat just seems like OCD tying up perceived loose ends.
Jeremy Hambly (Quartering) claimed that one of his SWATings involved forged threats to others like the Keffals incident, so the apparent change in methodology was already in play and probably has more to do with the SWATers fine tuning their methods over time to try and generate the most aggressive law enforcement response they can. I don't think Keffals did this to himself, but he was desperately trying to build his brand as an activist and this played right into his hands. Keffals clearly used Zoe Quinn and Brianna Wu's gamergate victim schtick as a blueprint right down to fleeing for their life taking a European vacation, and pocketing donations for a faux "anti-harassment" movement dedicated to doxing, harassing and perpetrating various cyber crimes on their critics. People joke about "GamerGate 2", but this basically is GG2: Autistic Boogaloo because these faux activist grifters and their accomplices in the media and tech industry refused to update their playbook after 2014.
 
While the site was offline, I was doing some digging on Keffals and found this (A). It’s a faggy radio program featuring an interview with our friend Kaylie Sorrenti.
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This is one of the earliest traces of Lucas on the internet. It’s from 9 years ago, so Lucas was 19 at the time. And this is pre-vocal feminization surgery. I’ve clipped out Lucas’s interview for your pleasure. Please listen to him introduce himself at least lmao.

I know he had “learning disabilities” that made him take longer to graduate high school than normal, but holy shit, he sounds retarded.
 
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While the site was offline, I was doing some digging on Keffals and found this (A). It’s a faggy radio program featuring an interview with Kaylie Sorrenti.
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I know he had “learning disabilities” that made him take longer to graduate high school than normal, but holy shit, he sounds retarded.
Wow holy shit, I also JUST found this was about to post it, I was surprised that so few people have found the Kaylie identity. Here's a YouTube channel as well. The subscriber list and playlists are pure gold.
 

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Keffals can't bring up Kiwifarms or 4chan because doing so reveals this whole thing was pointless, him constantly saying we have the power to make a difference was just empty hubris, and he gleefully took six figures from people who felt vulnerable the way faith healers and televangelists do.
 
Keffals can't bring up Kiwifarms or 4chan because doing so reveals this whole thing was pointless, him constantly saying we have the power to make a difference was just empty hubris, and he gleefully took six figures from people who felt vulnerable the way faith healers and televangelists do.
And that's the beautiful thing. He'll go to bed knowing that his righteous crusade ended in vain.
I fucking love it.
 
Keffals can't bring up Kiwifarms or 4chan because doing so reveals this whole thing was pointless, him constantly saying we have the power to make a difference was just empty hubris, and he gleefully took six figures from people who felt vulnerable the way faith healers and televangelists do.
It also exposes the fact that his tech skills are overtly exaggerated. He went from trying to “ratio” people on Twitter to doxing himself because he does not know how doorknobs work. Meanwhile, he pretends to play the victim card so much that the value of it will decline until he moves on to a site that‘s not as niche as Kiwi Farms.

If anything, he played journalists and media outlets the same way Cloudflare played websites like this. It’s just disturbing how sinister it really is, and I’m in agreement of how Null says to continue to ignore what “Twitter only” people have to say.
 
Our friend Kaylie was an active Change.org user, and even ran a successful campaign to get a transphobic editorial removed from a local newspaper.
Yesterday Chronicle Journal of Thunder Bay wrote this appalling article:

The Chronicle Journal's article is a prime example of the transphobic harm that occurs when journalists disregard the experiences of trans* people across Canada. They not only declared that Rohit was "selfish" for imposing her "sexuality" (which they said instead of gender) onto others, but also stated that Lakehead University in their city had created trans* washrooms as it would presumably be unacceptable if trans* people used any other washroom. (Which turns out was a fabrication to begin with)
As a community we must stand up to intolerance and fight transphobic bias in the media. Chronicle Journal believes that trans* people should feel "selfish" for occupying the same space as cisgender people. Sign this petiton today to tell Chronicle Journal that transphobic biases in the media are not okay!
PETITION UPDATE: Editorial removed!

Oct 22, 2013 — As of September 15th, the editorial has been removed from Chronicle Journal. Thanks to everyone involved, we relayed the message to the media that no group of people should have to open up their local paper and find bigotry on the pages. To everyone who was involved in this initiative; stay strong, vigilant, and proud.
 
While the site was offline, I was doing some digging on Keffals and found this (A). It’s a faggy radio program featuring an interview with our friend Kaylie Sorrenti.
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This is one of the earliest traces of Lucas on the internet. It’s from 9 years ago, so Lucas was 19 at the time. And this is pre-vocal feminization surgery. I’ve clipped out Lucas’s interview for your pleasure. Please listen to him introduce himself at least lmao.
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I know he had “learning disabilities” that made him take longer to graduate high school than normal, but holy shit, he sounds retarded.
The surgery didn't do shit. He definitely sounds super faggy though.
 
It also exposes the fact that his tech skills are overtly exaggerated. He went from trying to “ratio” people on Twitter to doxing himself because he does not know how doorknobs work. Meanwhile, he pretends to play the victim card so much that the value of it will decline until he moves on to a site that‘s not as niche as Kiwi Farms.

If anything, he played journalists and media outlets the same way Cloudflare played websites like this. It’s just disturbing how sinister it really is, and I’m in agreement of how Null says to continue to ignore what “Twitter only” people have to say.
Agreed except for the last part. He didn't play journalists because they're not there to report the truth, they're there to manufacture consent. If they weren't already looking for a story to crucify Null with they wouldn't have bothered with Keffals.
 
Something I've been wondering for awhile now is why hasn't Lucas gone after 4chan? Cloudflare provides DDOS mitigation for 4chan and they've already cucked out over KF. They 've set the prescient for selling out edgy websites. Think of the sheer metric tons of anti-tranny shit that's posted on /pol/ per hour why doesn't he have an issue with this? There are dozens of mass murderers and crimes that have been connected to the website too. Why? Why not 4chan that has 1000 times our traffic and posts?
Most of the shit that people try to say Kiwifarms is responsible for began on 4chan anyway. /pol/ in general is the Autistic Thunderdome with significantly less tard wrangling.

But because KF can be tied to Josh and a few posters that Lucas can cry about, it's an easier target. He and any other internet baby back bitches need to be able to visualize their enemies because the only attacks they have are directed at people. Why, you might ask? It's all they know because their self obsession makes them compare themselves to everyone they encounter.
 
Something I've been wondering for awhile now is why hasn't Lucas gone after 4chan? Cloudflare provides DDOS mitigation for 4chan and they've already cucked out over KF. They 've set the prescient for selling out edgy websites. Think of the sheer metric tons of anti-tranny shit that's posted on /pol/ per hour why doesn't he have an issue with this? There are dozens of mass murderers and crimes that have been connected to the website too. Why? Why not 4chan that has 1000 times our traffic and posts?
I tried to make a joke about Keffals on /biz/ and had to spell it like K3ffæl$ in order to not have the post blocked as spam. I just wanted to tell that faggot OP that his Apple and Google shares were losing value because trannies were DDOSing the farms and he could expect to eat a loss of 41% if he didn’t cut his losses now and dump everything into energy. Hiroshimoot is such a cuck that he put a gag order on Keffals discussion to avoid his wrath.
 
Finally made it to the end after reading 200+ pages and am glad that this thread is unlocked again!
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This is a britbong who pretends to be Japanese.
The one thing that aggravates me here is not being able to write 秘密 correctly. Seriously?
One last poast before I hit the hay...

Look at our boy here having the time of his life at a "bar" in Ireland.

Jesus wept.

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Somehow I have a sinking feeling I know what kind of "loads" they're talking about...
While the Farms were down, Keffals got dumped by his fiancé.

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(he deleted the tweet and it hasn't been archived, but it's real. he also mentioned being single on stream)

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Karma's a bitch.
I suspect the partner was suspicious of what Keffals was doing the entire time with Irish fren.
Was this confirmed? Saw it on Poast.
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"Muh optics!"

Tried to find the real RT from archive.md but that is currently being slammed and DDOSd because forum enemies cannot stand any kind of archiving and recording of their words and actions. Remember that this was never about the doxing or they would have gone after the dox sites instead of the archive sites.

RIP Wayback, cucked and gay.
I'm trying to figure out how the synapses are firing in Caraballo's brain:
  • People that have similar issues as Caraballo with dysphoria denounce people that want to harm children's futures
  • That's not okay, so it's a good thing they got suspended
  • ????
I just think it’s funny that so many of the most infamous and horrible trannies are Canadian. Keffals, Bobposting, Yaniv, Landon Hiscock, that fake tits teacher… What the hell is in the maple syrup up there?
Canada's got very lax views on allowing gender identity by self-declaration, and as transgender individuals are a protected class, creeps use it as a shield to get away with doing reprehensible things that a standard person would rightfully catch flack for. Yaniv would have had a quicker dismissal if he presented as a man demanding women wax his balls, and "Titcher" would be accused of misogyny if he didn't identify as a woman and wore those fake breasticles to class.
Keffals is the UK now, maybe so he’ll tweet something mildly offensive and the police will pull a Count Dankula on him?

Would be fun to watch all the Britterves, including the new Home Secretary, calling Keffals a manly man-man under the arrest reports.

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Meanwhile Keffals is making a jab at Meloni with his joking "things you shouldn't do because they're racist to Italians".
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I tried to make a joke about Keffals on /biz/ and had to spell it like K3ffæl$ in order to not have the post blocked as spam. I just wanted to tell that faggot OP that his Apple and Google shares were losing value because trannies were DDOSing the farms and he could expect to eat a loss of 41% if he didn’t cut his losses now and dump everything into energy. Hiroshimoot is such a cuck that he put a gag order on Keffals discussion to avoid his wrath.
Just say Queefals and make everyone who reads it feel sick to their stomach.
 
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