Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

Oh to be a fly on the wall in these surgical consultations. How do you convince someone that you can turn their penis into a different organ? Its still your penis, and you still have it. Its been flayed, twisted, stitched and tormented, but it's still your wounded little penis. If you amputate a toe and staple it to your forehead, it can't become a horn, even if "the nerves wake up".

Kevin is such a bandwagon jumper, it surprised me not at all to see him trying to take smug, gloating credit for our brief downtime. How could he possibly have supported Lucas's campaign meaningfully without compromising his full time jobs of wasting money and going bald? And prep? Why wouldn't he take prep? It's both wasteful and easy, his favorite two things.

Winter is coming, and it's unforgiving up there. With no propane tanks and serious plumbing troubles, we can expect a great deal of entertainment from that particular patch of blasted wasteland.

Truly delighted to see you guys again. ♡
 
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People have names Kevin, and no, you can't be someone's property either. I thought you and the rest of the tranch were "anarchists", so how'd this even work?

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Man, I missed you assholes! I saw Kevin go viral on Twitter when normies discovered his cadaver-vag tweets. And honestly, it was pretty beautiful because this wasn't anything that WE did. Our site was down. Someone else found those tweets and screenshot them and shared them around and then he got harassed, not by the evil KF, but by normie assholes who don't find him charming like his sycophants, or fascinating to observe like us. They just see him as a completely disgusting excuse for a human being.

Anyway, it was great to see him getting dragged and attacked and utterly unable to blame us for it. That's the beauty of the Farms, Kevin. We generally try to keep shit contained her. We're not posting screenshots on Reddit or Instagram or doing quote tweets. We just want to document your horror show and make fun of you in our own sandbox.

Also, seeing him go on PrEP when he's literally afraid of having anal sex is hilarious to me. Good thing he'll forget to take his pills and probably won't even get another prescription again.
 
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HowardHamlin1488 said:
People have names Kevin, and no, you can't be someone's property either. I thought you and the rest of the tranch were "anarchists", so how'd this even work?

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Wow I can't believe that Kevin hates the 13th Amendment. I bet he'd fit right in at this shithole.
 
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Providence said:
How do you convince someone that you can turn their penis into a different organ?
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It's not the genital butchers doing it, it's the troons. They are telling each other the cocks can become true and honest vags. Kevin himself claims that his Amhole grew vaginal tissue. There is no need to convince these deranged lunatics.
 
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"Only in being owned and in slavery does one experience true heckin' queer freedom." - Kevryn, probably.

Kinda surprised no BIPOCs have called him out on the problematic aspects of his being proudly "owned" by Phil.
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Calling it now, he would say it's okay because it is *consensual* slavery which is heckin valid or whatever the fuck.
 
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There's no "hang" to get from PrEP. It is what it is - if you're a very sexually active gay man; especially one who practices anal sex, it might be worth considering taking despite the side-effects.

If you're a shut-in like Kevin... why? It's munchie behavior. He has no reason to take PrEP. It'll just destroy his liver and/or kidneys.
 
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It would be amazing if he got so bad side-effects from this totally unnecessary medicine that they can't operate him and his zombie-pussy is postponed or even cancelled.
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I would almost agree with this.
Except, then we can't hear the excuses for why the ZOMHOLE closed up.
The cope for that is simply too glorious to miss...🤣
 
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Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
There's no "hang" to get from PrEP. It is what it is - if you're a very sexually active gay man; especially one who practices anal sex, it might be worth considering taking despite the side-effects.

If you're a shut-in like Kevin... why? It's munchie behavior. He has no reason to take PrEP. It'll just destroy his liver and/or kidneys.
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Kindness was taking it too as part of her sex worker / “I’m a gay man” larp.
Is it because it’s something they can get for free that gives them oppressed queer validation points?
 
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If you're a shut-in like Kevin... why? It's munchie behavior. He has no reason to take PrEP. It'll just destroy his liver and/or kidneys.
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I could be misremembering here, but doesn't HRT also have horrible long term side effects for those same organs? Why double down on something like that? I know, I shouldn't have to ask because it's Kevin. I personally can't wait for the find out portion of this arc of fucking around.
 
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UncleDaddy said:
I could be misremembering here, but doesn't HRT also have horrible long term side effects for those same organs? Why double down on something like that? I know, I shouldn't have to ask because it's Kevin. I personally can't wait for the find out portion of this arc of fucking around.
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Kevryn and his polycule are in for a very rude awakening when their health continues to decline from HRT. Pfizer was pushing HRT to post menopausal women during the 90s -- replacement estrogen so they could bypass or ease the natural aging process. By the end of the decade women were dropping like flies from that particular pharma therapy. HRT stopped being prescribed for women, lawsuits followed, and Pfizer's revenues dropped hugely.

Pfizer then found "greater fools" to sell HRT to in order to regain that lost revenue stream: extreme transvestites like Kevryn and his demented buddies. Now -- if real women whose bodies are accustomed to estrogen -- had their health destroyed by HRT, imagine the devastation to males who take it over time. You are absolutely right, the Find Out phase of this farce is going to be off the charts. I'm pretty sure all the tranchers on E are already experiencing some pretty fucked up symptoms, physical as well as mental (tho it's hard to suss out which were preexisting conditions, given their level of innate dysfunction to begin with).

When these sorry bastards hit the wall, healthwise, it'll just give them another thing to claim victimhood about. So, same as it ever was. Consequences are gonna be a bitch for these lads.
 
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The dickless Corpsehole pretends to hate all the negative attention but he actually loves it.

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Kevin was all those things even before getting butchered.

Also I love how he tries to make Amholes made of dead people sound awesome. Hell NO, It's not!! it's absolutely fucking nasty and a complete waste of medical ressources. This ugly fat beast was too dumb and lazy to stick a plastic rod into his horror hole and now he gets a literal Cadaverhole which he won't dilate either because Kevin is and will always be a dumb, lazy mfer.
 
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