Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Punished Lobsterchu]

Sonichu has ups and downs, and even in the downs there are interesting reveals regarding Chris' life and psyche. The patriotic rant about how 4cent garbage is anti American is funny. Using guitar hero note expressions to show a rock band brining down a building is funny. Chris expressing his desire to fuck Meg Griffon is funny. The earlier issues with Megan and Sarah as characters are not as funny but they made people interested in his personal life.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Any time the topic of sex comes up in relation to Chris, I think we need to disregard basically everything about a normal person’s sex life. It’s a massive understatement but Chris has a deeply weird relationship to sex. He has a need for personal connection, physical urges, and a general fascination with sexual topics but they all seem quite separate from each other. Chris, or any rapist for that matter, probably didn’t do it because he was “horny”; it was some reason that we’ll never make sense of since our minds aren’t broken in the same way Chris’s is

You're 100% spot on, to understand Chris and Sex you have to view Sex as a rather dumb 8 year old finding his dad's nuddy mags and developing a interest in sex and sexual things far too young as a result, as much as I hate Eugenics and believe it's a pseudo science at best I do think people like Chris who's understanding of Sex goes little beyond its a special kind of hug should have the idea of sex made either impossible or lowered as much as possible.

They gender segregate homes for the mentally deficient (what few there are now) because tards don't understand what sex is other than it makes them feel good and they don't want to risk pregnancy's, there is still a awful lot of sex going on or sexual acts but it's just not going to result in a child.

I think that’s entirely plausible. Even a desperate prostitute would have the street smarts to avoid the risk of the attention someone as dumb as Chris might attract. Chris was consistent with the story though which lends it a bit of credibility

I still don't think Chris has even had sex. I don't believe the hooker was real. Though the comment "strong arm massage my mother enjoyed so much." Is more hilarious in retrospect.

Nha Chris fucked a hooker there is too many reality based things such as no toungs and no internal fingering that Chris wouldn't be aware are a big nono in Sex Worker circles he picked up on, I am not saying the poor woman enjoyed having sex with Chris but she did have sex with him.

There was a lot of talk around Chris and Mia Ham at the time and somebody linked discussions from various places about how a lot of people who are physically or mentally disabled and cant enter the traditional dating scene or relationships and talked about using prostitutes because there is no other option for them, and a lot of what was posted was interviews with both clients and "service providers" one of the latter even tried to sell it as a public service they where offering.

Don't get me wrong I am not saying I condone Chris using a hooker, and I feel bad that anyone feels that they have to have sex for money but the reality is as long as someone has something the other person wants Sex will always be a medium of currency no matter how it's moralised, penalised or forbidden it's going to happen - I just hope that Mia Ham is now in a better place.

Chris is making timecube formulas now. I'm sure he will be fine.

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That's oddly one of the more disturbing bits of his jail art I've seen.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Chris, or any rapist for that matter, probably didn’t do it because he was “horny”

Chris said in his big confession interview with Bella, when she asked "Why did you have sex with your mom", Chris smugly said "Well, I was horny."

 

[SquirtingYawn]

Any time the topic of sex comes up in relation to Chris, I think we need to disregard basically everything about a normal person’s sex life. It’s a massive understatement but Chris has a deeply weird relationship to sex. He has a need for personal connection, physical urges, and a general fascination with sexual topics but they all seem quite separate from each other. Chris, or any rapist for that matter, probably didn’t do it because he was “horny”; it was some reason that we’ll never make sense of since our minds aren’t broken in the same way Chris’s is

On the Bella call he literally said that the reason he fucked Barb was because he was "Really very horny" and no one else was presenting themselves as options.

 

[D is for Stupid]

I found that Chris made a ton of new art work and sent it to preator, they are date between 8/23 to 8/30

Interesting enough it might be because him being sued: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chandlers-sued-for-debt-megathread.55045/post-12846618

This speculation but the it seems interesting we have not seen any new letters or word from him.



As the Prophecised Scriptures Shall Manifest: "I'm just chillin' in space within our universe 1C-211987, reading the old to-be-updated-to-HD "Sonichu" Book #10, and commenting to everyone, while breaking the 4th Wall that is the Barrier/Veil to be removed between both our halves of the Earth, about a couple of premonitions innately chronicled in the book around 2010."



Is This a GameStop Ad?: "There is nothing wrong with your device. We control the horizontal. We control the vertical. We have got the Touch, and the Controls, and we are breaking the Barrier and Veil."




Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime and Cwcville's Cyan Master Emerald: "A Trace and Redraw of one of my earlier pieces, as it depicts the Cyan Master Emerald of the eight Master Emeralds in the city of Cwcville, VA, with Sonichu and Rosey using it to dispel Evil Intruders from Alternate Evil Universes, Dimensions and Timelines."



Calming a Wave in Texas: "I'm in Texas, or wherever there is to be a Massive Tidal Wave in the already devastated area. I do my thing
and stop the Wave in it's tracks by splitting it, and backing it to the source where it manifested from."



Round Table of Magi-Chan Sonichus: "Sipping coffee and discussing the present moment events in Universe 1C-222987 on board the Space Colony of the Communion of (Good) Chris Chans in Timeline 4D, (from left to right) Val Sonichu, Lady Magic Sonichu, Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime, Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu, Tri Sonichu, and Dimitri Sonichu collaborate, discuss, and make the plans very well laid out and set with 1C-211987's Divine Plan.



Holy Flame Sky Uppercutting the Devil: It is very clear and concise, as I Have personally done this, literally. With Holy Flames in my Aura, I've Sky Uppercutted the Devil and took his keys, as he is Vaporized by the Holy Flame and Light Power.



Sonichu Prime and Sonic the Hedgehog Prime-The Chaos Control of all Chaos Controls: "Sonic and Sonichu use the Chaos Emeralds AND the Chaos S-Chu Crystal Balls to Power Up and help the 1218 and C-197 halves of our Earth become undivided, safely, well and good for and with EVERYONE'S well-being in mindful, focused care."



The Fall of Not Babylon: "A prophecy of the modern, present day iteration of the wicked Babylon, as is more than clear with the recent events, as well as the fall of Akan (Dragon Form) by my Divine Action as previously chronicled in artform in recent years. Also featured is a TenKing, Seven Mountain, and Sea of Local Civilians in the painting."




Punchy and Speedy: "On another teleported mission visit to Tokyo, Punchy Sonichu visits the pizza place of the Samurai Pizza Cats
and talks with Speedy Servichi. Yet Polly Ester does not want Speedy's shift pawned off on her again."



With Healing In Her Wings Of The Morning Into Neo Lives: "Inspired by the book cover art of "Wings of the Morning" by Lori Wick, this redraw puts the facts about I and the present day happenings into another clear and direct perspective."



A Coffee Jelly Break: "I and Kusuo Saiki meet and vibe and chill over some coffee jelly and a telepathic conversation. Seriously though, aside; Does Starbucks sell Coffee Jelly in the States? Because I'd Really enjoy some."



Sonicha Sonichu and Rossen Rosechu: In their home, the Genderbent Universe of our Prime Timeline 1C, Sonicha and Ross pose at the entrance to the Cwcville shopping center.



Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime - Avatar State: "It's I in my Overpowered State of Avatar State."

 

[Kirby]

So for all of you old fags, enlighten me.

Ive been watching the comprehensive history videos, and it seems like the trolls WANTED him to write his shite comics, and would get pissed if he didnt. I cant imagine anybody was genuinely interested in that shit, or did people actually read and keep up with the comics? Whats the dynamic there?

The comics were a glimpse into Chris's brain. No one cared about the lore of the comics, they just wanted to understand how Chris thinks. The comics were glorified wish fulfillment and escapism for Chris so they gave a pretty accurate look into the way Chris actually saw the world.

 

[D is for Stupid]

Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu: I introduce to you the Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu, in the present, from the future of his Timeline 4D, as also is his Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu from the future of that same timeline. G.E. Magi-Chan levitates himself with a few crystals over one hand in levitation and water bending in the other hand in front of a water fountain in the Communion of Chris Chan's Space Colony.



Do YOU see what I see? KNOW what I know? You had better LISTEN, or be out of the Flow: "I literally have seen these symbols in my Prophetic Dreams over the years in my sleep, as well as ALL around me while I am awake. I have a record-breaking number of Crucifixes and Crosses on the palms of both my hands and on the soles of both my feet. How much more clear and obvious do I need to be that I am one with the Heavens, the Cores, and the Matrixes? Meditate on that!"



A Meditation Circle in a Neo Spiritual Christianity Chapel in Jerusalem: "Featuring Valazquea Romana Rosechu of the Psychic Squadron of Cwcville, VA, Angelica Rosechu, President Lisa Simpson, Goku, Espio, a Monk, a Buudha, and others in this Multi-Religious, diverse circle of Meditation."



Lady Magic Sonichu: "A simple piece of Magic Sonichu of our prime timeline 1C's Genderbent Universe at metaphysical work within the Cosmos."



Ultimate Miracle: "A Trace and Redraw of a recent piece; a simple motivational and inspiring poster featuring I in my Goddess Blue Heart form."



Returning Home to the Sonichu Temple: "And my Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime is there to welcome me back home."



Is That Chaos Control at the Sonichu Temple?: "Yes. Yes it is."




Rosey Rosechu Prime Vs. Rascala Rosechu: "This fight happened in Florida, as Scourge
and his rounded up posse tried to swipe some uber-rare gemstones from there.
As if the title did not say enough, it's Rosey Rosechu Prime fighting her Shattered
Glass self-counterpart in combat and wit. Also, to note, Scrap Sonichu is Sonichu Prime's
shattered glass self-counterpart. Scrap had a spiritual awakening and saw visions of
his self-counterparts living better and not abused like he was. He fled the S.G. Universe
and made his decision to live in Neutral-Good morals for himself.
An Uber Rare happening among the Majority of the Shattered Glass Universe."



Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog: "Scourge came into our Universe, and Sonichu knew he needed to be dealt with and sent back to the Shattered Glass Universe. The fight had reached just outside of St. Canard."



The Ethereal Rosechu: "Perhaps in your recent visions, you have seen and received a Holy or
Divine message(s) of good tidings from an all white furred, blue eye female Rosechu with
long quills, a dazzling aura, and intangible white/clear wings. You have been visited and
blessed by our messenger and have been enlightened with the message of us, the Gods and
Goddesses, the Cosmos, and the Universe Core of Universe 1C-211987, right here and now.
It is best you all heed the messages in your better spirituality and faith."




Sorry to make big dump, just found out the other day and didn't seem no one talked about it. Sorry if this has been reported already, been off the farms for a while.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

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As the Prophecised Scriptures Shall Manifest: "I'm just chillin' in space within our universe 1C-211987, reading the old to-be-updated-to-HD "Sonichu" Book #10, and commenting to everyone, while breaking the 4th Wall that is the Barrier/Veil to be removed between both our halves of the Earth, about a couple of premonitions innately chronicled in the book around 2010."

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Chris has made his own Sator Square, but he did it all wrong, as could be expected.

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The Fall of Not Babylon: "A prophecy of the modern, present day iteration of the wicked Babylon, as is more than clear with the recent events, as well as the fall of Akan (Dragon Form) by my Divine Action as previously chronicled in artform in recent years. Also featured is a TenKing, Seven Mountain, and Sea of Local Civilians in the painting."

Have we seen this armored knight before? Chris must believe Vladimir Putin will soon be assassinated. If I were Putin, I'd expect poison rather than a sword in the back. An assassination of a world leader by stabbing recalls Julius Caesar, though many more people were involved in Caesar's death. Chris has written about how he feels betrayed before, like comparing Null to Judas. Russia used to call their emperors czars, that word derives from Caesar.

I think Chris's art is getting a little better despite being limited to blue and black ball point pens. It's not good, but it's an improvement.

 

[D is for Stupid]

Have we seen this armored knight before? Chris must believe Vladimir Putin will soon be assassinated. If I were Putin, I'd expect poison rather than a sword in the back. An assassination of a world leader by stabbing recalls Julius Caesar, though many more people were involved in Caesar's death. Chris has written about how he feels betrayed before, like comparing Null to Judas. Russia used to call their emperors czars, that word derives from Caesar.

My thing is who is mr.p

Did he chimp out on the warden like higher up so they kicked the autistic?

Also there's no creases like if it was stuffed in n envelope. As in the previous art:

https://web.archive.org/web/20220604174918/https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Praetor_Jail_Art

And some of it looks like it was ripped from a sketch book. Did Caden visit Chris and got the art work direct from him?

Probably explains why no one has gotten a letter but he was able to get something from Chris.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I found that Chris made a ton of new art work and sent it to preator, they are date between 8/23 to 8/30

Interesting enough it might be because him being sued: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chandlers-sued-for-debt-megathread.55045/post-12846618

This speculation but the it seems interesting we have not seen any new letters or word from him.

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As the Prophecised Scriptures Shall Manifest: "I'm just chillin' in space within our universe 1C-211987, reading the old to-be-updated-to-HD "Sonichu" Book #10, and commenting to everyone, while breaking the 4th Wall that is the Barrier/Veil to be removed between both our halves of the Earth, about a couple of premonitions innately chronicled in the book around 2010."

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Is This a GameStop Ad?: "There is nothing wrong with your device. We control the horizontal. We control the vertical. We have got the Touch, and the Controls, and we are breaking the Barrier and Veil."


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Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime and Cwcville's Cyan Master Emerald: "A Trace and Redraw of one of my earlier pieces, as it depicts the Cyan Master Emerald of the eight Master Emeralds in the city of Cwcville, VA, with Sonichu and Rosey using it to dispel Evil Intruders from Alternate Evil Universes, Dimensions and Timelines."

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Calming a Wave in Texas: "I'm in Texas, or wherever there is to be a Massive Tidal Wave in the already devastated area. I do my thing
and stop the Wave in it's tracks by splitting it, and backing it to the source where it manifested from."

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Round Table of Magi-Chan Sonichus: "Sipping coffee and discussing the present moment events in Universe 1C-222987 on board the Space Colony of the Communion of (Good) Chris Chans in Timeline 4D, (from left to right) Val Sonichu, Lady Magic Sonichu, Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime, Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu, Tri Sonichu, and Dimitri Sonichu collaborate, discuss, and make the plans very well laid out and set with 1C-211987's Divine Plan.

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Holy Flame Sky Uppercutting the Devil: It is very clear and concise, as I Have personally done this, literally. With Holy Flames in my Aura, I've Sky Uppercutted the Devil and took his keys, as he is Vaporized by the Holy Flame and Light Power.

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Sonichu Prime and Sonic the Hedgehog Prime-The Chaos Control of all Chaos Controls: "Sonic and Sonichu use the Chaos Emeralds AND the Chaos S-Chu Crystal Balls to Power Up and help the 1218 and C-197 halves of our Earth become undivided, safely, well and good for and with EVERYONE'S well-being in mindful, focused care."

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The Fall of Not Babylon: "A prophecy of the modern, present day iteration of the wicked Babylon, as is more than clear with the recent events, as well as the fall of Akan (Dragon Form) by my Divine Action as previously chronicled in artform in recent years. Also featured is a TenKing, Seven Mountain, and Sea of Local Civilians in the painting."


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Punchy and Speedy: "On another teleported mission visit to Tokyo, Punchy Sonichu visits the pizza place of the Samurai Pizza Cats
and talks with Speedy Servichi. Yet Polly Ester does not want Speedy's shift pawned off on her again."

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With Healing In Her Wings Of The Morning Into Neo Lives: "Inspired by the book cover art of "Wings of the Morning" by Lori Wick, this redraw puts the facts about I and the present day happenings into another clear and direct perspective."

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A Coffee Jelly Break: "I and Kusuo Saiki meet and vibe and chill over some coffee jelly and a telepathic conversation. Seriously though, aside; Does Starbucks sell Coffee Jelly in the States? Because I'd Really enjoy some."

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Sonicha Sonichu and Rossen Rosechu: In their home, the Genderbent Universe of our Prime Timeline 1C, Sonicha and Ross pose at the entrance to the Cwcville shopping center.

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Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime - Avatar State: "It's I in my Overpowered State of Avatar State."

Is it just me or is his art getting shittier? Even his hedgehog faces look like more crap than usual. I guess not having access to a ton of reference material and having to draw from just what's in his head isn't working out too well.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Old news, I know, but I love that the trans community has collectively abandoned Chris and openly deadnames and "misgenders" him even though it goes against their core philosophy, going so far as to say Chris isn't "really" trans because he only did it to hook up with lesbians, aka the same reason as every trans woman.

They just don't want to admit being trans is on the same spectrum as raping your mother

 

[Jon Osterman]

Is it just me or is his art getting shittier? Even his hedgehog faces look like more crap than usual. I guess not having access to a ton of reference material and having to draw from just what's in his head isn't working out too well.

Your point plus it's drawn 100% in prison pen and are probably churned out as soon as the thoughts come into his head. They almost look like the initial sketches an actual artist would make, but Chris somehow put in too much effort and they instead just look bad.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

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He's been at this "artist" lark for 30+ years now and still hasn't quite figured out how shoes and feet work, or hands, or shading , or perspective...

Old news, I know, but I love that the trans community has collectively abandoned Chris and openly deadnames and "misgenders" him even though it goes against their core philosophy, going so far as to say Chris isn't "really" trans because he only did it to hook up with lesbians, aka the same reason as every trans woman.

They just don't want to admit being trans is on the same spectrum as raping your mother

Christian Weston Chandler is to the trans/autistic community what Charles Manson was to the hippy movement.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

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Punchy and Speedy: "On another teleported mission visit to Tokyo, Punchy Sonichu visits the pizza place of the Samurai Pizza Cats
and talks with Speedy Servichi. Yet Polly Ester does not want Speedy's shift pawned off on her again."

Kind of wish Chris was out and making videos so we could hear him narrative this in a Peter Griffin-esque terrible Chinese accent. (Not that he would but anyway).

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

My thing is who is mr.p

Did he chimp out on the warden like higher up so they kicked the autistic?

I think Mr. P is Vladimir Putin.

Your point plus it's drawn 100% in prison pen and are probably churned out as soon as the thoughts come into his head. They almost look like the initial sketches an actual artist would make, but Chris somehow put in too much effort and they instead just look bad.

Chris has a lot of time on his hands. He's spending more time on each art piece than he would if he were not in jail. If he had his way, Chris would be unevenly coloring these illustrations with cheap Crayola markers, creating a different style of shit art.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

It’s extremely fascinating to me that this latest crop of drawings does look pretty distinctly better than anything Chris has ever drawn. Obviously, they still aren’t good but they’re missing their usually autistic level of poor quality. You usually see extremely incongruous proportions and arrangements because Chris usually does not think about his doodles beyond asking “have I put a representation of the object I want to depict on paper” without also asking himself if it looks “right.”

The technical elements now look like a normal person with no drawing skills trying to illustrate something. It just doesn’t feel quite so off kilter, even if the subject matter is exponentially more bonkers

 

[D is for Stupid]

Drawing without color makes you pay more attention to details. He still doesn't understand human anatomy still.

I think Mr. P is Vladimir Putin.

Makes sense, but looks like more like lenin if that's the case. Yeah, not a lot has been improved for sure.

I hope he's suffering. The teflon tard can't keep getting away. The drawing of him punching the devil, I think it might be him thinking he doesn't belong in jail and innocent hence defeating the devil, taking his keys, and leaving.

 

[Jon Osterman]

Chris has a lot of time on his hands. He's spending more time on each art piece than he would if he were not in jail. If he had his way, Chris would be unevenly coloring these illustrations with cheap Crayola markers, creating a different style of shit art.

Do we have info on how Chris spends his time in jail? I'm obviously not denying he has more free time than he had before which is saying something, but is that time actually being spent on drawing and not something else? It's not like he worked on his comics every chance he got before prison.

 

[AnOminous]

Do we have info on how Chris spends his time in jail? I'm obviously not denying he has more free time than he had before which is saying something, but is that time actually being spent on drawing and not something else? It's not like he worked on his comics every chance he got before prison.

He eats ramen noodles and spergs about being Jesus.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

tards don't understand what sex is other than it makes them feel good and they don't want to risk pregnancy's,

a large percentage of mentally competent adults don't seem to undterstand sex more than that either.