Sex Toy General - We all have them. Even you.

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Today was a sad day. My rabbit ears broke.

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These are like the only toy I have ever owned and now I need to find something to replace them (wanting to try something different) and I am lost in a sea of odd looking contraptions that I just don’t understand.

Farewell old friend. You served me well. (Insert sad, dramatic music)
 
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Neurotypical Mantis said:
well they dilate it to put in the IUD, so of course that would suck. but i'm talking tiny little things that don't stretch the cervix much if at all
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sorry if this is power leveling
as someone who has been through this it seems like they dont dilate it enough, its EXTREMELY painful. it was the second worse pain ive ever been through. the IUD is TINY too so anything slighty bigger then that would be extremely painful with the dilation pills, let alone without it.
 
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Panzermensch said:
Why sex toys at retarded ass prices goddamn
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Because they used medical grade silicon + it is a hand-crafted small merchant + it is seen as a niche online luxury good + this is probably the only Hyper-Realistic Silicone Asparagus Dildo seller on the internet.

I have no idea how expensive the actual production cost is, both in terms of procuring medical grade silicon and then molding it. I bet a lot of the price is more about those market perceptions that were mentioned.
 
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Cringe newfag said:
It's made for Japanese men. No joke, if you buy a Japanese sex toy they unironically come with holes about the size of a pencil sharpener. Japanese sex toys cannot be used by people outside east-asia. It sounds like a joke, but it's true.
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BIGOT. CRACKERS CAN HAVE TINY COCKS TOO!!!


(but chinks can't have big ones lol sorry Shen that's the way the rice crumbles)
 
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Cringe newfag said:
It's made for Japanese men. No joke, if you buy a Japanese sex toy they unironically come with holes about the size of a pencil sharpener. Japanese sex toys cannot be used by people outside east-asia. It sounds like a joke, but it's true.
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Wait, so it's not made of material that can stretch or is squishy at all?
 
I just buy those Japanese tenga cups when I need a break from my hand or real pussy. Those things are made for Japanese men so they are really tight for American dicks, and you see fucking stars when you nut.

Wife has $300+ vibes for her own use. But when it’s the two of us using toys, it’s usually the comically enormous silicon dongs in the 10”-12” class that split her open. We’re usually laughing our asses off the whole time. Or crying and laughing at the same time. I think she’s into pain
 
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Uber driver reviewer said:
I just buy those Japanese tenga cups when I need a break from my hand or real pussy. Those things are made for Japanese men so they are really tight for American dicks, and you see fucking stars when you nut.

Wife has $300+ vibes for her own use. But when it’s the two of us using toys, it’s usually the comically enormous silicon dongs in the 10”-12” class that split her open. We’re usually laughing our asses off the whole time. Or crying and laughing at the same time. I think she’s into pain
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Gross, no one cares what you use to get your rocks off.
 
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Back on track. Weird shit time.

Plumbus?
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How do you even get this on your tongue?
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Caramelo said:
I'm curious to try some of these clit sucking stuff. But even the expensive ones look like it could be a torture device and I don't belive sellers anymore when they say it is "gentle" and "silent". Thank you very much.
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The "Satisfyer" brand seems to go on sale a lot and be 95% of what the premium "womanizer" offers (or so I have been told by people equipped with the prerequisite parts) - so if you just want to find out if the sensation is for you in general, that might be the way to go. I have one here and it is pretty quiet. Quieter than a standard vibe for sure.

Also concerning male fleshlight hygiene since it came up:
you clean fleshlights by taking out the flexible inner tube, rinsing it properly with warm water and soap and allowing it to dry fully (I recommend blasting a hairdryer on the cold setting through it initially) before applying corn starch to ensure there is no moisture left at all.
Incidentally they make handjobs a lot more enjoyable.
Alice in Clownworld said:
Today was a sad day. My rabbit ears broke.
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Could use this as an opportunity to try other materials like glass or stainless steel. "Fun Factory" makes high quality (rabbit) vibrators.
cactus said:
no one cares what you use to get your rocks off.
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cactus said:
Most of the people watching this thread just want to see weird ones, not read about anyone's sex life.
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Shhhh, let the people halal, it might get funnier.
 
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