Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

And he isn't funny. At all.

Well, 470 pages of this thread tell otherwise.

Who the fuck even makes a tiktok over cleaning your own room?

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Someone should send this to Jordan Peterson.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

The fact he has to upload every single thing he does to the internet just makes it clear how nothing he really is. I don't know how you can be this nothing.

There are weirdos like CWC and other cows around, they don't "accomplish" much in a traditional sense, but they're at least interesting because they work in a different way that sometimes takes you by surprise or makes you wonder about the human condition. Plus they run into money/family troubles, maybe it turns out they're screwing their mother or something, and that puts them in uncomfortable situations which bring out their quirks.

This faggot doesn't even have that. He's a spoiled upper middle class white guy with a codependent mother who absorbs his entire personality from the people around him. Idk if it's just me, but it's always felt like he's genuinely a low IQ psychopath who gets off on that fact he has and does nothing for himself, and nobody can make him, which is the only thing he has in his life that makes him feel like he has power. That no matter how much it annoys anyone, that nobody can make him.

Idk, I don't like this guy, which I hesitate saying because I'm sure he'd get off knowing that.

 

[Goblin King Gon]

We're really not gonna talk about the fact that he said, "and this one is actually my age"
Obviously, I'm not a regular here, but is he really just not hiding it anymore? If so, then apologies for the meaningless post.

 

[SmugDruggler]

Who the fuck even makes a tiktok over cleaning your own room?

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For fuck’s sake Adam we get it . How much longer can he milk this room cleaning? The funniest part is it wasn’t even that bad. Make no mistake, it was messy and pathetic for someone his age, but I’ve seen some neckbeard nests online and some other “cleaned my depression cave today!” posts that make this look like nothing. It was just some clothes on the floor. Could not possibly have taken more than 15 minutes to pick up and another 5 to run the vacuum.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Some fresh chibi cringe for y'all.

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I've seen grade school plays with more convincing acting than whatever the fuck this was about.

And my god this faggot has gotten fat.

Okay he cleaned his room, when does he intent to wash his greasy nasty hair?

One step and one crisis at a time. He needs to sit back, catch his breath, play some Kingdom Hearts and then maybe he'll be able to wash his hair later if some crisis doesn't come up.

For fuck’s sake Adam we get it . How much longer can he milk this room cleaning? The funniest part is it wasn’t even that bad. Make no mistake, it was messy and pathetic for someone his age, but I’ve seen some neckbeard nests online and some other “cleaned my depression cave today!” posts that make this look like nothing. It was just some clothes on the floor. Could not possibly have taken more than 15 minutes to pick up and another 5 to run the vacuum.

Yeah but to useless lumps like him it's an accomplishment. Think about that. His life is so empty and meaningless that something like cleaning the room is an accomplishment because he did it like a big boy.

Then he went out to get some fast food as a reward. Judging by how fat he's looking he does this a lot. "I did good today. I deserve a treat" then drops $10 on whatever cheap fast food he can get for that money.

 

[Saint Agustin]

We're really not gonna talk about the fact that he said, "and this one is actually my age"
Obviously, I'm not a regular here, but is he really just not hiding it anymore? If so, then apologies for the meaningless post.

He is a faggot and his personality is morphing towards one of those teenage girls in TikTok... Nevermind that Adam is over 30 now.

Like a troon, he is trying to copy how women think and act, and that twitter shows you how Adam, faggot adam, is so out of touch with his own gender that to him another man of his same age is a moment of "OMG! LIKE, CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! LIKE, HE IS THE SAME AS ME!!!"

You know, he started thinking like what he believes women think.

He will troon out. Guarantee.

 

[blinkber385]

Of course he wrote a novel dancing on this place's grave without thinking to wait a couple weeks to see if it stuck. Shades of when he taunted 4chan for getting a girlfriend one day after meeting her and then losing her within a week due to a bomb threat campaign to her house

 

[Snakebottom]

Of course he wrote a novel dancing on this place's grave without thinking to wait a couple weeks to see if it stuck. Shades of when he taunted 4chan for getting a girlfriend one day after meeting her and then losing her within a week due to a bomb threat campaign to her house

I’ve never heard that bit of Chibstory, thought I’d heard it all. any more deets?

 

[blinkber385]

I’ve never heard that bit of Chibstory, thought I’d heard it all. any more deets?

He just went on twitter to post something like "Take that, 4chan." with a picture of his arm around this poor girl (her name was hyukedonafeeling or something similar) and she got doxxed within a day. A bunch of goofs proceeded to bombard her house with bomb threats and she was forced to find out who chibi really was ASAP and she got out of there fucking quick. There wasn't really enough time for anything else to happen, she was probably the smartest one out of all of the exes

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

Hope you guys won't miss it!

 

[Saint Agustin]

Id

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Hope you guys won't miss it!

I'd rather spend time with my family than watch a stream of this idiot trying to be funny with other autistic idiots.

 

[Large Rodent]

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Hope you guys won't miss it!

This is going to be the cringiest, most awkward event of 2022. I can't wait!

 

[ShoddyNoodle]

This is going to be the cringiest, most awkward event of 2022. I can't wait!

clip some highlights because no chance in hell I have it in me to watch this moron live.

 

[ineedahaircut]

let’s get him cancelled from this charity stream before it even begins. Tweet to iambrandon protesting chibi. After all, he unapologetically dropped the f-bomb on a stream. #DropAquana

 

[DeathsDesign]

Wow, a 30 something year old man cleaned his room. Put that on the Internet! Zoomers will eat it up.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

let’s get him cancelled from this charity stream before it even begins. Tweet to iambrandon protesting chibi. After all, he unapologetically dropped the f-bomb on a stream. #DropAquana

Please, nobody actually do that

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

let’s get him cancelled from this charity stream before it even begins. Tweet to iambrandon protesting chibi. After all, he unapologetically dropped the f-bomb on a stream. #DropAquana

Please explain to me the retard logic you're following that makes scaring off a lolcow by doing the exact same gayop that made him disappear for months is a good idea. Do you keep spare change in the dent in your skull? Maybe birds use it as a nest? You fucking twat.

 

[Large Rodent]

let’s get him cancelled from this charity stream before it even begins. Tweet to iambrandon protesting chibi. After all, he unapologetically dropped the f-bomb on a stream. #DropAquana

This better be an ironic joke and not a serious attempt at a trolling plan because if it is wow you're retarded.

 

[TV's Adam West]

This dumb nigga actually paid for Egoraptor's Cameo for this lol

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THIS NIGGER PAID 150 DOLLARS TO ASK ARIN WHAT SHITTY SWORD HE WANTS WHAT A CUCK

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

THIS NIGGER PAID 150 DOLLARS TO ASK ARIN WHAT SHITTY SWORD HE WANTS WHAT A CUCK

And for only $200 you can write a tweet to his twitter account with 20 followers while he counts your money in a pokemon onesie.