The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Why no puffy stickers?. C'mon, guys, you're leaving money on the table by not selling those as well.

The artwork (I use the term loosely) looks like it was designed to lure seven year old children into the rape van.

 

[80's Dad]

That alpaca cartoon has it wearing a jacket over a t-shirt, but it's front legs look like it's wearing pants, leaving the sleeves to just sway in the wind. Who does that?? You're supposed to put pants on the back legs and put the front legs in the jacket!

Reminded me of this shitty meme from years ago.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

They don't even hold meetings in their home with other anarchist (probably because the few who live in Westcliff can't get their moms to drive them there).

To be fair, didn't that one puff piece article make it pretty clear they kind of alienated the rest of the edgelords in their area? Something about a lesbian 4th of July flag burning party where Fedposter Jarrod couldn't keep his shit together and went on such an unhinged rant that he made everyone uncomfortable and the Tranchers had to dip?

It's nice to be back! Kind of bummed Penny wasn't sperging more about the queen and getting his Irish larp on (he's one of the cows that does that, isn't he?). The Womb Wizard was smugposting on Twitter about it while accidentally mistaking another flag entirely for the Irish flag, and I was idly wondering if Penny would do the same. It sounds like his sort of faux pas.

 

[s0mbra]

This is ripe for the kiwiggling, shame I’m too lazy.
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This design is so bad. Why the human jacket over the alpacas neck? Why not either put it on 2 legs like the furry degenerates they are, or have it so the sleeves go over the front legs like you'd put a shirt on a dog?
It just looks so stupid and hard to look at.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

REBEL REVOLT RESIST? What's the fourth one?

 

[AnOminous]

This is ripe for the kiwiggling, shame I’m too lazy.

This is really inaccurate because the alpaca is still alive and not rotting on a heap of dead neglected alpaca corpses.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

REBEL REVOLT RESIST? What's the fourth one?

RETARD, natch.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Looks like it's a P to me, so I'm gonna say REPEL.

 

[stupid frog]

repulse

 

[Niggerphobe]

Are the dead alpacas going to haunt the tranch this Halloween

 

[AMHOLIO]

Are the dead alpacas going to haunt the tranch this Halloween

Even the ghost would probably get up and leave. Smells too damn bad.

 

[AnOminous]

Even the ghost would probably get up and leave. Smells too damn bad.

I hope they stay around to get revenge and kick all these troons in the stink ditch.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

REBEL REVOLT RESIST? What's the fourth one?

Ah yes, what could be more "REBEL REVOLT RESIST" than four white men and a pile of guns living on a failing hobby ranch in the middle of nowhere.

Truly the vanguard of the revolution.

 

[Shakespeare]

REBEL REVOLT RESIST? What's the fourth one?

Looks like the third letter is either an e or an f. So maybe reflect?

Or it could be "Reeeeeee"

 

[Celestia's Little Helper]

Hahaha why are those stinking goobers always driving to South Dakota, especially when these products would probably be more cheaply shipped directly to them.....
side note, what would you do if you noticed that sticker on one of your coworker's cars?

 

[capsaicin]

side note, what would you do if you noticed that sticker on one of your coworker's cars?

my first instinct was “avoid them,” but I actually think the funniest thing to do is to show up with a small piece of Harry Potter merchandise. Set a house mug on your desk or whatever. JKR infuriates them but it’s also perfect plausible deniability.

 

[FinnSven]

There's a recurring theme of Toothless Phillelope going balls deep on his current thing and failing in every aspect of it. Way back then it was the Army, HFT/crypto trading after his discharge, then the loony troony shelter post-troonout and now it's the Tranch with the topic du jour that's bound to get them the most amount of clout. Just like his pet gimps he lacks focus, theory of mind, and a solid identity.

(And a penis)

 

[Corn Flakes]

my first instinct was “avoid them,” but I actually think the funniest thing to do is to show up with a small piece of Harry Potter merchandise. Set a house mug on your desk or whatever. JKR infuriates them but it’s also perfect plausible deniability.

The best symbol I've seen suggested for pissing off troons is this one:

It's a very simple symbol that the story attached a ton of significance to (immortality, invincibility, invulnerability). A lot of trannies and current woke idiots loved it back then and even had it tattooed. So slapping it on a mug pisses them off even more than just a Gryffindor crest. Particularly since it's recognizable from much further away. You could be sitting at the far end of the office and they'll notice it from the door.

 

[FinnSven]

The best symbol I've seen suggested for pissing off troons is this one:
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It's a very simple symbol that the story attached a ton of significance to (immortality, invincibility, invulnerability). A lot of trannies and current woke idiots loved it back then and even had it tattooed. So slapping it on a mug pisses them off even more than just a Gryffindor crest. Particularly since it's recognizable from much further away. You could be sitting at the far end of the office and they'll notice it from the door.

Maybe true kiwis should get the symbol on our cars?

Like Christians and the fish symbol. Apparently that symbol was first used by Christians so that they could identify underground churches in the Roman Empire.

 

[80's Dad]

Maybe true kiwis should get the symbol on our cars?

I thought we have those. The puzzle pieces that say "Autism Awareness", because what are we but aware of autists?