DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[Ortsnay]

I'm late to the party but here's my submission.


I say we open a poll for "how long until DSP puts someone's real name on his scene UI"

 

[Piece of Peace]

10-01-22:

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

10-01-22:
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Why is “Chris” not considered an alias?

 

[Huggler]

*Khet cries of envy having no tits*

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I wonder if Kat is aware that Phil uses her as a shield or (in this case) a scapegoat for his stupid decisions.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

I wonder if Kat is aware

I don't

 

[Mystery Man]

I wonder if Kat is aware that Phil uses her as a shield or (in this case) a scapegoat for his stupid decisions.

Phil isn't a character in Skyrim so probably not.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Why is “Chris” not considered an alias?

Because they have tipped enough times under that specific name to establish themselves as a unique entity (whether it's a whale sock or not).

Alias is basically only used for one time names. Hypothetical example might be something like "Phil is better than Keem" or something stupid like that.

 

[UaineRunei]

Because they have tipped enough times under that specific name to establish themselves as a unique entity (whether it's a whale sock or not).

Alias is basically only used for one time names. Hypothetical example might be something like "Phil is better than Keem" or something stupid like that.

Btw, I think it's obvious that "Anonymous" it's just one person, right? All the "Anonymous" tips basically say the same thing: it's either praising Phil for something, asking him to play/replay some stupid shit or asking about movies/series.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Btw, I think it's obvious that "Anonymous" it's just one person, right? All the "Anonymous" tips basically say the same thing: it's either praising Phil for something, asking him to play/replay some stupid shit or asking about movies/series.

What are the odds that one of them is Timbo? And if you ask why the guy would be tipping Phil after his THIRD bankruptcy, well, it's his third bankruptcy, after all.

 

[Brother Wind]

Going back through his rant. Him saying "Dark jokes aren't offensive" is great. Because it is incorrect. That is the definition of a dark joke. Like that actually bothers me about him. You're allowed to make offensive humor. But if you wanna claim to be so fucking machoor dood. Then you have to apologize. And fucking genuinely. And you have to realize you it won't be enough.

I mean mind you this is all on the basis that his jokes are actually fucking funny. But, baby steps.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Btw, I think it's obvious that "Anonymous" it's just one person, right? All the "Anonymous" tips basically say the same thing: it's either praising Phil for something, asking him to play/replay some stupid shit or asking about movies/series.

If they aren't now, they eventually will be. I think the cycle is:

1. Bad drama thing happens to Daddy Dave.

- the once in awhile dolphin sycophants (think superblindman) show up in droves to support. Normally the fifty bit bitches would receive a temporary buff to dolphin status at this point but they have been made all but extinct in current year.​

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2. Dolphin support starts to wane as impact from latest drama fades.

- Super whale SS officers (e.g. coffeecuck, bentboxer, DBS, etc) dig deeper to prop up support level. New whale sock may spawn (e.g. Snorlax King, OTB, etc.)​

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3. Full whale support unsustainable and followed by intermittent periods of famine.

- Dave needs to periodically conjure up new tertiary issues to rattle their Velcro wallets (e.g. big bills, chargebacks, illegal troll activity) until the next major drama thing happens.​

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Repeat ad infinitum.

 

[marlintan]

Going back through his rant. Him saying "Dark jokes aren't offensive" is great. Because it is incorrect. That is the definition of a dark joke. Like that actually bothers me about him. You're allowed to make offensive humor. But if you wanna claim to be so fucking machoor dood. Then you have to apologize. And fucking genuinely. And you have to realize you it won't be enough.

I mean mind you this is all on the basis that his jokes are actually fucking funny. But, baby steps.

Do you know what's nice about sandy hook shooting? less white privilege. (alternative) Do you know what I like about Chicago? Niggers doing something positive for society by killing each other.
The "Dark" in a dark joke is that is morbid, you don't apologize for a joke, or it's not a joke, it's a statement, despite what trannys will have you believe.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

It's crazy how almost everything he had to say to criticize Keemstar was immediately followed with
"and yeah i did something similar early in my career but-"
Imagine the mental gymnastics it took just to call someone else a bad person while sweeping your own shit under the rug. If he did the actually gymnastics he would be lithe and taut as an actor from Cats the Musical.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

What are the odds that one of them is Timbo? And if you ask why the guy would be tipping Phil after his THIRD bankruptcy, well, it's his third bankruptcy, after all.

If they keep getting granted, why not keep doing it?

 

[OliverKlozoff]

 

[Elescondido]

Do you know what's nice about sandy hook shooting? less white privilege. (alternative) Do you know what I like about Chicago? Niggers doing something positive for society by killing each other.
The "Dark" in a dark joke is that is morbid, you don't apologize for a joke, or it's not a joke, it's a statement, despite what trannys will have you believe.

The problem is that Phil wants to have his cake and eat it too.
He is doing the "what i said was bad" and " is a joke so it's not bad"

 

[Tears for T]

Isn't Phil really an embodiment of bitterness? He is an avatar for the pitiful and jealous. I've followed Phil for so many years and I don't think he ever in a genuine, human way showed any gratitude, joy or any kind of warmth in his streams. What I saw of the Keemstar stream just further proved what a rotten person Phil is.

Not exactly a new take, but I hope one day he stops and thinks about his situation and realizes that, it is he himself who is the factor in everything going wrong. I hope he then accepts it, but I doubt it. He will take easy way out.

 

[RougeRed]

I don't think he ever in a genuine, human way showed any gratitude, joy or any kind of warmth in his streams.

I've noticed that before as well. For a guy "living his best life every day" and "loving his job" he seems to literally never has a single moment of happiness. Ever. Everything he does is so hollow, and joyless. Even the highest of his highest money buffs and huge tip drops are so short-lived that they might as well not have happened in the first place.