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Our latest story tonight - tech developer Rob Tyree found himself at the center of national attention this week as he became the latest target of suspected white supremacist Patrick S. Tomlinson. His selfless action refusing the demands of the infamous Pepperoni Bandit has not gone unnoticed by the black community.
A local hood boss (pictured below, second from left) has bestowed Mr. Tyree with the moniker 'Boss Nigga', and claims that,
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that plural chin having cracka best end his beef with my nigga before my homeboys here give his coochie lickin bitch a visit. Niggas be eatin beans and shit. For real, my nigga, no doubt."
When reached for comment, Mr. Tomlinson ominously told reporters that Tyree's newfound allies were merely "
more stock for the grinder" and refused to elaborate further. Back to you.
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