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I'm sure he could find a transbian version of Nicholas somewhere on Twitter.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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Nicholas Godejohn also went to children’s movies and met up with them at weird conventions
It fits !!
It fits !!
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The bitch that got upset and DFE’d was not the designer. She is some fatfluencer who wrote a book telling kids it’s okay to be a fat slob. She was the honored guest of the fatshion show and probably expected more of an audience than a cowtipper, a older yet thinner Rasta version of Chantal and a pony fucking pedo who thinks he is a woman.
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Who Now
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I feel like we've been thrown back six months because she is acting just the same as then. Getting drugged up, sitting around putting on make up and wigs for no reason, whining constantly, probably coked up/drunk, wearing sparkly eye shadow. Just move on, Jesus.
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I still believe it was because of Chins. If anyone sent them a link to any part of the Cuba rage, that would have been enough for them to disassociate. They immediately asked her to delete the video, and she said they haven't responded to any of her messages. Lesson learned about the need to vet a "YouTube star," I guess
FFGs videos of the show (with the word Fatty in the title) are still up. They could have just as easily emailed her via YT if they wanted all traces of the embarrassing show gone. I'm sure FFG would have complied.
This is also a woman who likes to record her own farts. She said that after she sold a phone, she realized the fart recordings were still on it. Instead of being mortified, she thought it was hilarious. (Imagine unwittingly buying a phone that Chins farted on multiple times.
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I find it hilarious that in chantals warped mind she thinks lying about being passed along is some sort of flex. Just say you messaged him a thousand times and he blocked you or you're making this shit up as a cover for texting nader on stream, the disappointment on her face is the give away
I for one am also here for the Scamsion, hopefully she will lock her things up in storage and stay in a motel 6 till she finds other accommodation, motel 6 is more in her budget and fitting for her lifestyle, she's not a sexy influencer
Maybe she could use this as shelter if she doesn't have cash left for a room
I for one am also here for the Scamsion, hopefully she will lock her things up in storage and stay in a motel 6 till she finds other accommodation, motel 6 is more in her budget and fitting for her lifestyle, she's not a sexy influencer
Maybe she could use this as shelter if she doesn't have cash left for a room
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Not to mention, the insult El Fatso hurls most repeatedly at FFG is that FFG lives in a "Motel 6".
I gotta admit, I am as baffled as anyone regarding the Scamsion. As always the dual-barrier of her lies and her low IQ and inability to comprehend anything means that we will never have the full story, even if she actually moves in. Absolutely nothing she says about it has made an ounce of sense or sounds like reality. I guess we'll know something in 30 days. This is the first time since Cuba beeze she actually had me interested in any aspect of her story.
If this thing falls apart and she was scammed or otherwise unable to move in, she will indeed be in a world of trouble, even if the villa lets her stay on longer. This mansion is the only positive in her life she can point to. She's been throwing around the phrase "getting a house" as the primary example of how she has finally gotten her life together, even as she lives in abject dissipation. It is why reaction channels are jealous of her; they don't have it together enough to 'get a house' but she does. Yeet this away from her, and she loses the delusional fantasy that is currently sustaining her. Then, she's got a whole lot of nothing, with no wherewithal to have a backup plan. It really may boil down to mom rescuing her, and that would be her ultimate humiliation. She won't be homeless as long as mom is around; she'd be too mortified to spend one night sleeping in her car.
Whatever happens, this is the biggest plot development since Nader appeared; her whole future is kind of hanging in the balance of whatever happens on Nov. 1.
This really would be the worst of all possible times to lose her channel; I'd tone down the 'black bastard' stuff, if I were her. She may be an inarticulate, spastic dummy who knows not what she does, but that is inadmissible as a defense in the court of karen.
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REECAP of VLOGSCREAM DAY 1 (2022/10/01) (Part 2):
My cards on the table
We're going shopping now. Everything is fine.
"I have some underwear coming from Amazon today."
The purse, a place of darkness and insanity. A place for visiting STD clinics and hiding in restaurants. A cavernous domain where even the Fruit Fly Tribes dare not tread. What sin has been committed that we are cast into this outer darkness, away from the protective filter of Samsung?
Freedom! Redemption is at hand! We have paid for the new outfit to wash away the regret and noxious stains. This is so much better than a shower. Truly.
"Let's go to Party City!"
Yeah! Halloween BEEZE!
First we just need a moment to breathe in the Kia. Huff puff. It's been a hard day. Holly was just totally out of line and trying to ruin the mood, we were all just here to Beeze. That's okay though, that stupid cunt is blocked fORevER and is NEVER coming back to rain on this parade! Never! X. Time to show off some fatgere!
"These are boy shorts!" Tee hee! Snap!
Chantal has met three people with a cane today, it's so weird. Why would all of these fat people need a mobility aid? "What does that mean?"
Such a mystery. X.
This outfit is great though, it's amazing. She is going to show us at the park! Or maybe not the park. "It's a little late, should I go to that park?" Maybe not the park, it's been a long day. So much energy expended. AnnnNnNnnyway do you like her nails!?
THEY'RE FALL SAMPLER.
The outfit wasn't that expensive, "$300, I was like 'Oh' well this is an $80 dress." It's okay though she had a coupon! It would have been $325! "I got invited to go, there's this thing but I can't film it, but it's like this private thing it's at the Pennington's stores or something I dunno this store I don't remember the day but I have to go and check it out and you get like a $25 gift card." Fat.
"I love you guys, do I still love Miss Holly?" Fuck her. "Well...not really" Good. That uppity cunt. "but, I'm just joking. I'm kidding. I was just surprised, like what the hell!? Like I was fucking a married man!?" You are. "I'm not." X.
It's important to do something Fally! Autumnal! "Do I go to Gainteau park right now? Or do I go see Tony?"
<Snip VIBidiots>
We were going to go to Chelsea but it's late and the sun is going down. The VIB are not over the earlier minor upset, but we're not acknowledging this. She isn't seeing Nader. We would know! Look this is Livescream day 1!
We're having so much fun! X.
Fuckit! We're going to go for a drive! That's very fally! We are going to blast copyright music and sing.
NO SING.
NO FUCKING SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Do you guys like this song?" X. Chantal is scream talking over the music, she has gone up from a size 24 to a 26 because of her breasts. No other reason. This music is grea-
STOP FUCKING SINGING!!!!!!
<Snip Singing>
Oh praise Gunrar! No more singing. "I spent $400 and I don't feel any fucking better." How strange. "I let myself get triggered, I let myself get triggered by...I dunno."
Isn't this Fall scenery great!?
NO SINnNNnNNnGggGgggggg!
We've made it to Party City. "Wasn't there a Spirit Halloween?" Oh fuck. We drove all the way to the wrong end of town. Time to look up the nearest Spirit Halloween.
<HOLD BEEZE!>
Oh good, we found one! "And they're open unti-"
NO SING!
We're going to Spirit Halloween damnit! Fuck Party City. She was in such a good mood and so optimistic and Holly just had to fuck it up. She woke up so optimistic, "For the first time the thing that was worrying me the most was the move." She was liberated, "I can breathe for the first time in a long time, and then....I was going through my phone and I went through all my pictures...." Uh huh. "Just being reamed out by a Beezer who I thought would never do that!" FUCKING HOLLY.
"And I miss my Grandma today." Nader. "That fucks with me." You were never in a relationship.
To Party City!!!
STOP FUCKING SINGING YOU HOMEWRECKING WHORE.
Time for a quick break!
"Can I get a number six with extra mayo and chili cheese nacho instead of fries?" And to drink, "Cherry coke with extra ice!"
A VIB points out that fast food is not going to make Chantal feel better. The fuck do they know?
This shit is delicious. X.
They fucked up the chili cheese nachos, only cheese to be found.
It's not bad though.
Wendy's nachos are great. X.
So satisfying.
Oh well! Break time over! Back to work on the Quest to Spirit Halloween!!!!
NO SING!!!!!!!!
"This guy messages me, k? And I'm on the fence about meeting with him." Uh huh. "This guy is a Dom." Nader. "He's like, 'I'd like to put a leash on you and command you to do things.'" ... This is fine though, because she's very in control. Super dominant in her life! 100% Boss Aries Bitch! Besides, then she met 4x. She is talking to SOoOoOo many people! All the time! She talks to them to weed them out! "I get approached a lot by men." X.
"This guy, uhm, he didn't like that I wasn't messaging him back right away. I guess-"
<yOUr DeSTinATion wILl Be on tHE rIght>
"What?!"
Does this store even exist!? "Oh I see it!!" Anywayyyy. The guy that is totally a Dom he messaged her again! "You're not gonna boss me around!" In bed? Sure! "In real life?" Pffff! Fucking dick!
We're here though!!!
"Alright let's go!"
NO SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The promised land of cheap tat and even trashier wigs is but a short hurple away! This day can indeed be salvaged! This is very Fally!!!!! Huff huff puff puff.
"Alright guys I have $78.50 in my bank account so..." The servitor minion of Penningtons took a picture of her outfit! So exciting!
So Spoopy!!!!
"Oh my God! Oh my God you guys look at this!"
Buy all the tat!
We're being forced to socialize, awkwardly, because the store is very busy. There's so much cheap shit from China! "This is the coolest store EVER!"
There's stuff everywhere! This is the best! This is so much fun! Everything is so cheap and spoopy!
Inspired by the honesty of the store, SCP-400# makes a bold pronouncement: "Here's my costume."
We know.
Look at all this great shit!
It's such a shame that there will be no decorating at the Villa this year due to the impending move to the Scamsion.
Oh well! Time to play with more toys!
Hahaha! This is so fun! And ohmygoodnessnashies! There's a haunted tunnel!
"AhHhHhh the floor is shaking ahHHHhhHHhhHhh!!" Screaming in the Spirit Halloween. "AhHhhhH!"
YOU WERE NEVER IN A RELATIONSHIP.
We've made it to the wigs! The real reason for this stop because once you obtain an entirely new outfit you also need to get new hair! "I have a blonde wig in the nail." DeeDee will be thrilled.
"That store, is amazing!"
"Today was supposed to be a normal stream but we all know how that goes..." Indeed. AnnNNnNyyywayy! "I spent a total of $59 cause I rounded up."
Happiness? That's a $12.99 tumbler!
Always one for instant gratification we're putting on the earrings! Got to make sure we're spoopified! "They're rams, that means they're Aries." Ma'am Black Phillip would like a word...
"Do I look good in a mullet?" X.
The VIB are pleased. Money is truly the way to happiness for SCP-400#. Money and skinwalking. And Nashies. Well any food really. "The guy beside me is laughing at me..."
"We're gonna go to Starbucks!" Like this?
"Okay we're going to listen to Hair Metal and drive home." Like this?
NO SING!
We might be just a little lost.
Tomorrow though, "I'm spending the day with my Aunt tomorrow for her birthday." X. "I don't know, I don't know what's like going on with Tony..." She might go see him tomorrow though he didn't really answer her. He told her not to get attached though! She was upset he didn't answer her right away, much like that totally real Dom guy she is talking to. She had to lay down the Boss Bitch law. She told him that she liked him and he said, "No no no don't start to like me." And now? Oddly Tony isn't responding to her texts about spending the night.
<Snip Totally NOT Married!>
We're back at the Villa though!
"You been thunderstruck!"
Pee isn't dead, sadly, and he's already bothering Mumtal wanting to know where the fuck she has been all day. They're both on live. Goodboi Pee thinks he is funny making jokes at the expense of SCP-400# and her amazing outfit. Pee already ordered himself McDonald's -
<Snip Pee is ALIVE>
Did you know that many people choose to peacefully sunset with the use of a plastic bag? Pee should probably look into that.
AnnNyYywaayyy a parcel was received, a package, a piece of mail! It was delivered and containnnnssss:
Trash. But look how CLEAN the room is!!!!
"Look at this vaginal gel."
MA'AM!
Also this beautiful wig! "It's a long Ina Garten wig!"
"Do you like it? Isn't it cute!?" X.
"Unnnghhhhh I don't like it."
"Let's try this hair, it's for my fairy costume, I'm going to be a fairy."
"Oui! Oui, oui, oui!"
Maybe a new hair wrap would feel better.
Or these plus size underwear, they come in a pack. "They all look like this."
"They're all cotton."
"And Miss Holly I'm sorry for being a bitch, no, I'm just sorry for being a bitch." Don't you apologize to that cunt!
A nice warm beanie for the Fall and some Taupe eyeshadow that is entirely washed out by the filters. It's been a long day though and Chantal needs to relax, go spend some time on Sjam's channel. Everyone needs to go subscribe to her InstaGunt! And Bae Nation! And all the Super Chats! Everything is great now! SO GREAT!
"I need to delete those fucking pictures so I don't get retriggered by them over and over again." You said you already deleted them. "I guess it's just so much has fucking happened and I just can't make sense of it."
"Tomorrow, day 2 of LiveScream? It's going to be GOOD!" X.
"'I'm taking my medication! Yeah! For real! I'm on it! I just missed a day!" X.
"Bye Guys!"
<Gunt Out>
NB: Chart is up to date as of the stream. Corrections or updates to her current fictive boyfriends very welcome. DM are open.
My cards on the table
We're going shopping now. Everything is fine.
"I have some underwear coming from Amazon today."
Being patronized and falsely accused is very triggering. The truth is a hard pill to swallow and after 38 years SCP-400# is still entirely disinterested in attempting that Herculean feat. Holly should have known better. That dumb salacious bitch.
While SCP-400# is often able to obscure its reflection in a mirror, it is unable to filter reflections spawned by that most dastardly enemy: The Sun.
Thank you @ADHD for the screenshot.
The doors have swung open at the behest of a dainty hoof. All that crying and screaming? Gone and done with! We're turning over a new Maple leaf. And what better way than with a muted Pennington's Beeze!?
These mannequin are fat and I would not have sex with them.
What are we here for? The sheer joy that only mindless consumerism can bring to SCP-400#, a sliver of hope that this might cure the raging hunger that roils within her upper gastrointestinal tract - or is that McGunts? AnYwAy maybe some covers for the hooves are in order.
Perhaps it was a little soon for Penningtons, the human mask is slipping despite best efforts and the true appendages of SCP-400# are breaking through. As if to reassure itself that all is well the Great Northern Fupallo dons a hat and parades to a mirror. Humans wear hats. You can wear a filthy wig and a hat.
See? See!?
Never mind. Let's go hurple through the store aimlessly. This is also human behavior. Humans walk at an angle.
X.
A mortal has appeared to assist Guntal. It is maintaining a safe distance, as all mortals should.
There is more hurpling. Guntal is no longer being allowed to paw through the items. This mortal is happy to assist. This is a catered shopping experience, tailored to the specific needs of SCP-400#.
OoOOoO shiny, How did this mortal know?!
This subject is truly wise. They anticipate every need for a dainty Sex Worker Qween. Like fresh panties.
They're so flattering! And lace!
Time to try on all this lovely stuff! It's going to be great! X.
The last thing Nader will see before he dies.
The panties are on. There are clothes over them but they're on. Things were getting a little crusty. It's a hard life when you have to drip dry and it's important to have cleanish underwear. Right ladies? Amiright? And this dress, so stylish.
It's going to go great with these perfectly color coordinated hoof covers!
Just got to get them on. Then we can truly be a beautiful liberated Aries, a true Boss Bitch. Not a victim butThe.VICTIM a survivor! Moving on in life and turning over a new Maple leaf, embracing what may come, enjoying all the completely real men that are clamoring at the doors of the Villa for even a modicum, a crumb, a speck of her attention.
Fuckit the shoes aren't fitting right. Time to rip off the labels on the jewelry so that we can walk out of the store in fresh clothes.
Figure out this shoe situation after we accessorize appropriately.
Okay here we go! New outfit! New Chantal!!!!
It is unknown if the Penningtons forgot to unwrap the decorative plant outside of the changing room, or if the mortal servitor was ordered to protect it lest Gunrar believe it to be a sprig of parsley. Fools. SCP-400# only eats iceberg with copious amounts of ranch. Fresh vegetables are anathema to the Gunt.
PeRFecTLY hUman!
Do you like her nails? They're a tapered square! Nails by Munn! Queen City nails! Best nails in the city! Only place to go! Her nail guy is awesome did you know that he's just great!?
So amazing. Did you know that he cut the acrylic himself and then filled it with this gold leaf type stuff thing!? He gives all these freebies! He is just great. Super classy. The. Best.
Gosh these new hoof covers are great and totally go with this dress!
<Cut to Black>
While SCP-400# is often able to obscure its reflection in a mirror, it is unable to filter reflections spawned by that most dastardly enemy: The Sun.
Thank you @ADHD for the screenshot.
The doors have swung open at the behest of a dainty hoof. All that crying and screaming? Gone and done with! We're turning over a new Maple leaf. And what better way than with a muted Pennington's Beeze!?
These mannequin are fat and I would not have sex with them.
What are we here for? The sheer joy that only mindless consumerism can bring to SCP-400#, a sliver of hope that this might cure the raging hunger that roils within her upper gastrointestinal tract - or is that McGunts? AnYwAy maybe some covers for the hooves are in order.
Perhaps it was a little soon for Penningtons, the human mask is slipping despite best efforts and the true appendages of SCP-400# are breaking through. As if to reassure itself that all is well the Great Northern Fupallo dons a hat and parades to a mirror. Humans wear hats. You can wear a filthy wig and a hat.
See? See!?
Never mind. Let's go hurple through the store aimlessly. This is also human behavior. Humans walk at an angle.
X.
A mortal has appeared to assist Guntal. It is maintaining a safe distance, as all mortals should.
There is more hurpling. Guntal is no longer being allowed to paw through the items. This mortal is happy to assist. This is a catered shopping experience, tailored to the specific needs of SCP-400#.
OoOOoO shiny, How did this mortal know?!
This subject is truly wise. They anticipate every need for a dainty Sex Worker Qween. Like fresh panties.
They're so flattering! And lace!
Time to try on all this lovely stuff! It's going to be great! X.
The last thing Nader will see before he dies.
The panties are on. There are clothes over them but they're on. Things were getting a little crusty. It's a hard life when you have to drip dry and it's important to have cleanish underwear. Right ladies? Amiright? And this dress, so stylish.
It's going to go great with these perfectly color coordinated hoof covers!
Just got to get them on. Then we can truly be a beautiful liberated Aries, a true Boss Bitch. Not a victim but
Fuckit the shoes aren't fitting right. Time to rip off the labels on the jewelry so that we can walk out of the store in fresh clothes.
Figure out this shoe situation after we accessorize appropriately.
Okay here we go! New outfit! New Chantal!!!!
It is unknown if the Penningtons forgot to unwrap the decorative plant outside of the changing room, or if the mortal servitor was ordered to protect it lest Gunrar believe it to be a sprig of parsley. Fools. SCP-400# only eats iceberg with copious amounts of ranch. Fresh vegetables are anathema to the Gunt.
PeRFecTLY hUman!
Do you like her nails? They're a tapered square! Nails by Munn! Queen City nails! Best nails in the city! Only place to go! Her nail guy is awesome did you know that he's just great!?
So amazing. Did you know that he cut the acrylic himself and then filled it with this gold leaf type stuff thing!? He gives all these freebies! He is just great. Super classy. The. Best.
Gosh these new hoof covers are great and totally go with this dress!
<Cut to Black>
The purse, a place of darkness and insanity. A place for visiting STD clinics and hiding in restaurants. A cavernous domain where even the Fruit Fly Tribes dare not tread. What sin has been committed that we are cast into this outer darkness, away from the protective filter of Samsung?
Freedom! Redemption is at hand! We have paid for the new outfit to wash away the regret and noxious stains. This is so much better than a shower. Truly.
"Let's go to Party City!"
Yeah! Halloween BEEZE!
First we just need a moment to breathe in the Kia. Huff puff. It's been a hard day. Holly was just totally out of line and trying to ruin the mood, we were all just here to Beeze. That's okay though, that stupid cunt is blocked fORevER and is NEVER coming back to rain on this parade! Never! X. Time to show off some fatgere!
"These are boy shorts!" Tee hee! Snap!
Chantal has met three people with a cane today, it's so weird. Why would all of these fat people need a mobility aid? "What does that mean?"
Such a mystery. X.
This outfit is great though, it's amazing. She is going to show us at the park! Or maybe not the park. "It's a little late, should I go to that park?" Maybe not the park, it's been a long day. So much energy expended. AnnnNnNnnyway do you like her nails!?
THEY'RE FALL SAMPLER.
The outfit wasn't that expensive, "$300, I was like 'Oh' well this is an $80 dress." It's okay though she had a coupon! It would have been $325! "I got invited to go, there's this thing but I can't film it, but it's like this private thing it's at the Pennington's stores or something I dunno this store I don't remember the day but I have to go and check it out and you get like a $25 gift card." Fat.
"I love you guys, do I still love Miss Holly?" Fuck her. "Well...not really" Good. That uppity cunt. "but, I'm just joking. I'm kidding. I was just surprised, like what the hell!? Like I was fucking a married man!?" You are. "I'm not." X.
It's important to do something Fally! Autumnal! "Do I go to Gainteau park right now? Or do I go see Tony?"
<Snip VIBidiots>
We were going to go to Chelsea but it's late and the sun is going down. The VIB are not over the earlier minor upset, but we're not acknowledging this. She isn't seeing Nader. We would know! Look this is Livescream day 1!
We're having so much fun! X.
Fuckit! We're going to go for a drive! That's very fally! We are going to blast copyright music and sing.
NO SING.
NO FUCKING SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Do you guys like this song?" X. Chantal is scream talking over the music, she has gone up from a size 24 to a 26 because of her breasts. No other reason. This music is grea-
STOP FUCKING SINGING!!!!!!
<Snip Singing>
Oh praise Gunrar! No more singing. "I spent $400 and I don't feel any fucking better." How strange. "I let myself get triggered, I let myself get triggered by...I dunno."
Isn't this Fall scenery great!?
NO SINnNNnNNnGggGgggggg!
We've made it to Party City. "Wasn't there a Spirit Halloween?" Oh fuck. We drove all the way to the wrong end of town. Time to look up the nearest Spirit Halloween.
<HOLD BEEZE!>
Oh good, we found one! "And they're open unti-"
NO SING!
We're going to Spirit Halloween damnit! Fuck Party City. She was in such a good mood and so optimistic and Holly just had to fuck it up. She woke up so optimistic, "For the first time the thing that was worrying me the most was the move." She was liberated, "I can breathe for the first time in a long time, and then....I was going through my phone and I went through all my pictures...." Uh huh. "Just being reamed out by a Beezer who I thought would never do that!" FUCKING HOLLY.
"And I miss my Grandma today." Nader. "That fucks with me." You were never in a relationship.
To Party City!!!
STOP FUCKING SINGING YOU HOMEWRECKING WHORE.
Time for a quick break!
"Can I get a number six with extra mayo and chili cheese nacho instead of fries?" And to drink, "Cherry coke with extra ice!"
A VIB points out that fast food is not going to make Chantal feel better. The fuck do they know?
This shit is delicious. X.
They fucked up the chili cheese nachos, only cheese to be found.
It's not bad though.
Wendy's nachos are great. X.
So satisfying.
Oh well! Break time over! Back to work on the Quest to Spirit Halloween!!!!
NO SING!!!!!!!!
"This guy messages me, k? And I'm on the fence about meeting with him." Uh huh. "This guy is a Dom." Nader. "He's like, 'I'd like to put a leash on you and command you to do things.'" ... This is fine though, because she's very in control. Super dominant in her life! 100% Boss Aries Bitch! Besides, then she met 4x. She is talking to SOoOoOo many people! All the time! She talks to them to weed them out! "I get approached a lot by men." X.
"This guy, uhm, he didn't like that I wasn't messaging him back right away. I guess-"
<yOUr DeSTinATion wILl Be on tHE rIght>
"What?!"
Does this store even exist!? "Oh I see it!!" Anywayyyy. The guy that is totally a Dom he messaged her again! "You're not gonna boss me around!" In bed? Sure! "In real life?" Pffff! Fucking dick!
We're here though!!!
"Alright let's go!"
NO SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The promised land of cheap tat and even trashier wigs is but a short hurple away! This day can indeed be salvaged! This is very Fally!!!!! Huff huff puff puff.
"Alright guys I have $78.50 in my bank account so..." The servitor minion of Penningtons took a picture of her outfit! So exciting!
So Spoopy!!!!
"Oh my God! Oh my God you guys look at this!"
Buy all the tat!
We're being forced to socialize, awkwardly, because the store is very busy. There's so much cheap shit from China! "This is the coolest store EVER!"
There's stuff everywhere! This is the best! This is so much fun! Everything is so cheap and spoopy!
Inspired by the honesty of the store, SCP-400# makes a bold pronouncement: "Here's my costume."
We know.
Look at all this great shit!
It's such a shame that there will be no decorating at the Villa this year due to the impending move to the Scamsion.
Oh well! Time to play with more toys!
Hahaha! This is so fun! And ohmygoodnessnashies! There's a haunted tunnel!
"AhHhHhh the floor is shaking ahHHHhhHHhhHhh!!" Screaming in the Spirit Halloween. "AhHhhhH!"
YOU WERE NEVER IN A RELATIONSHIP.
We've made it to the wigs! The real reason for this stop because once you obtain an entirely new outfit you also need to get new hair! "I have a blonde wig in the nail." DeeDee will be thrilled.
"That store, is amazing!"
"Today was supposed to be a normal stream but we all know how that goes..." Indeed. AnnNNnNyyywayy! "I spent a total of $59 cause I rounded up."
Happiness? That's a $12.99 tumbler!
Always one for instant gratification we're putting on the earrings! Got to make sure we're spoopified! "They're rams, that means they're Aries." Ma'am Black Phillip would like a word...
"Do I look good in a mullet?" X.
The VIB are pleased. Money is truly the way to happiness for SCP-400#. Money and skinwalking. And Nashies. Well any food really. "The guy beside me is laughing at me..."
"We're gonna go to Starbucks!" Like this?
"Okay we're going to listen to Hair Metal and drive home." Like this?
NO SING!
We might be just a little lost.
Tomorrow though, "I'm spending the day with my Aunt tomorrow for her birthday." X. "I don't know, I don't know what's like going on with Tony..." She might go see him tomorrow though he didn't really answer her. He told her not to get attached though! She was upset he didn't answer her right away, much like that totally real Dom guy she is talking to. She had to lay down the Boss Bitch law. She told him that she liked him and he said, "No no no don't start to like me." And now? Oddly Tony isn't responding to her texts about spending the night.
<Snip Totally NOT Married!>
We're back at the Villa though!
"You been thunderstruck!"
Pee isn't dead, sadly, and he's already bothering Mumtal wanting to know where the fuck she has been all day. They're both on live. Goodboi Pee thinks he is funny making jokes at the expense of SCP-400# and her amazing outfit. Pee already ordered himself McDonald's -
<Snip Pee is ALIVE>
Did you know that many people choose to peacefully sunset with the use of a plastic bag? Pee should probably look into that.
AnnNyYywaayyy a parcel was received, a package, a piece of mail! It was delivered and containnnnssss:
Trash. But look how CLEAN the room is!!!!
"Look at this vaginal gel."
MA'AM!
Also this beautiful wig! "It's a long Ina Garten wig!"
"Do you like it? Isn't it cute!?" X.
"Unnnghhhhh I don't like it."
"Let's try this hair, it's for my fairy costume, I'm going to be a fairy."
"Oui! Oui, oui, oui!"
Maybe a new hair wrap would feel better.
Or these plus size underwear, they come in a pack. "They all look like this."
"They're all cotton."
"And Miss Holly I'm sorry for being a bitch, no, I'm just sorry for being a bitch." Don't you apologize to that cunt!
A nice warm beanie for the Fall and some Taupe eyeshadow that is entirely washed out by the filters. It's been a long day though and Chantal needs to relax, go spend some time on Sjam's channel. Everyone needs to go subscribe to her InstaGunt! And Bae Nation! And all the Super Chats! Everything is great now! SO GREAT!
"I need to delete those fucking pictures so I don't get retriggered by them over and over again." You said you already deleted them. "I guess it's just so much has fucking happened and I just can't make sense of it."
"Tomorrow, day 2 of LiveScream? It's going to be GOOD!" X.
"'I'm taking my medication! Yeah! For real! I'm on it! I just missed a day!" X.
"Bye Guys!"
<Gunt Out>
Chantal's "Real" Men
| Name | Race / Country | Is Also | Paid for Sex? | Note(s) |
| Kevin | Grenada | Motorcycle Guy | $150 | For "motorcycle" |
| Big Turk | Turkish | ??? | Yes | For "moving expenses" |
| No | Dumped per 22/10/01 | |||
| BO Turk | Turkish | ??? | Yes | Paid for "dates" ref'd Bob Hoskins |
| 4 Time for REAL | Kurdish | Mixes him up with Mr. Coffee. | Likely | Works in Toronto. Fat Shamer. Married. |
| Morocco Guy | Moroccan | ??? | No | Long Distance Love Scammer |
| Video Game Guy | Pakistani | ??? | No | New Man 22/09/30 |
| Mr. Coffee | Brown | ??? | Yes | He blocked her per 22/09/30 |
| Null | Slobbermutt | Joshua Conner Moon / Final Boss of Transphobes | No | Man of principle and pizza. |
| Jose | Egyptian? | Nader? | Unknown | If Nader - $$$ |
| Tony | Moroccan | ??? | Likely | 2 Cats & a Dick |
| McNuggies | Probably Brown | ??? | No | New Man 22/09/30 |
| Dom | Probably Brown | Nader? | Unknown | New Man 22/10/01 Wear that Leash! |
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Gunt is out with Rasta Auntie. Turns out, Rasta Auntie is low class trash just like Gunt. Who saw that coming?
This just confirms my theory that the whole family are degenerate morons. They don't see anything wrong with Chantal, really. She's just slightly more extreme in her fatness, laziness, and trashiness than they are. She just needs a little therapy and she'll be back on their level. Not only unashamed, but don't even think she's that remarkable in her shittiness.
Phyllis thinks Peetz is "extremely intelligent, beyond genius level" and tells Gunt she's a "cutie" with a "tough skin". All you need to know. Cornwall needs to be purged.
This just confirms my theory that the whole family are degenerate morons. They don't see anything wrong with Chantal, really. She's just slightly more extreme in her fatness, laziness, and trashiness than they are. She just needs a little therapy and she'll be back on their level. Not only unashamed, but don't even think she's that remarkable in her shittiness.
Phyllis thinks Peetz is "extremely intelligent, beyond genius level" and tells Gunt she's a "cutie" with a "tough skin". All you need to know. Cornwall needs to be purged.
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So Rasta Aunt is blasting about how all men from 12 to 100 years old will hit on her in Jamaica, as she walk in the street, they all wanted her, yet she didn't managed to keep none... in this family, blood is thicker than water, is sewage.
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- Dec 6, 2021
Gunt waxing lyrical about how she’d work at Lush for $15 per hour.
I’m pretty sure Lush would expect a basic level of hygiene, what with it being their usp and all that? Plus the staff there are all ridiculously friendly, cheerful and enthusiastic. Lazy, belligerent, stanky gunt would not cut it.
I’m pretty sure Lush would expect a basic level of hygiene, what with it being their usp and all that? Plus the staff there are all ridiculously friendly, cheerful and enthusiastic. Lazy, belligerent, stanky gunt would not cut it.
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kookie
kiwifarms.net
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same insane eyebrows (and fat eyelids) as chins
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Chins is now claiming “The price of the rent will include, like pretty much just all of the stuff will be mine after. The furniture thats there. Yeah. So.”
Yep Chantal nothing suspicious about that at all.
Yep Chantal nothing suspicious about that at all.
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Even if she doesn't think it's a scam, Chin seems to believe that every cent she pays toward rent will go toward a down payment on the house and the furniture will be thrown in, while the current homeowners will be paying for a vet and housekeeper while she's renting. So basically, they would be losing money by having her live there. What planet does she live on?
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@TrainWreckSpotter because I can't quote currently
"What planet does she live on?"
Uranus would be my bet.
"What planet does she live on?"
Uranus would be my bet.
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October is the best month and Kate is kicking it off in style
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Bless Kate Winslet for going through every cow's boring content and making something enjoyable out of it.