Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

I actually drew that pic so I have the original, here ya go:
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PNG is also on my profile page comments, if you want it for shitposting. I love seeing people shit on Lucas with this cartoon LMAO. An endless source of deep joy.

Side note: My new theory is that all of Lucas’s Aggression and need to cut off other men’s dicks comes from the fact that he is balding. The terror and anger he feels at his comical male pattern baldness fuels his retarded actions.

It must be hard to be Lucas “Bald“ Sorrenti. That nigga’s hairline is fucked up.
God/nature has a sense of humor:

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3 things I picked up on:
>Kiwi Farms was searched in their database to ensure no conflict of interests etc, so I'd imagine that it'll be a lolsuit against Null.

>Dated August 10th, that is page 750 of this thread. Not to mention that this is the date they sent the agreement so they probably were in discussions for at least 2-3 days to allow for them to make sure there's no conflict of interest.

>The Swatting was on the 5th so Keffals must've been planning the lolsuit prior to the London police statement in regards to their treatment in police custody (Released on the 10th of August). meaning that instead of getting a lawyer that deals in criminal defense they were instead searching for a civil lawyer.
Edit: Also the computer was returned on the 10th (?) or maybe the 9th meaning that they were still technically considered a potential suspect at this point
 
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Now this is a juicy new revelation. It seems our little greasy eunuch Keffails is well aware of their balding. He’s a dago so he’s likely to go bald.

How fucking hysterical is it that man insisting that he’s a woman and you must agree or you will be deplatformed, is now suffering from a bizarre form of male-pattern baldness.

Lucas “Bald” Sorrenti must really fear his incoming cue-ball head. Though it’ll likely be more like oily tufts of thinning hair sitting on assymmetrical locations. Sad!
 
Sooo... Keffals lied on GoFundMe about suing the London, Ontario Police Services... so he could crowdfund the money to go after Null instead? Motherfucking lying snake.

Joshua Moon if you're reading this please begin fundraising right now!
At least your fundraiser will be an actual legal fund and not a false one like this lying scumbag.

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OK, let's go over the blatantly deceptive, misleading text of this, again, supposedly "LEGAL" fundraiser, to see what was actually said, implied and alluded to throught the text:

I need your help, because I can't do this alone.

First lie: he can do this alone, he doesn't need the money because he told Winter while he was good cop/bad copping him and blackmailing him with faildoxx that he makes 6 figures a year streaming on Twitch. He can absolutely do this alone.

I started a gofundme after being victimized by the London Police Services for being the victim of a hate crime.

What is there not to understand about this sentence? He clearly and unambiguously states that the impetus of this fundraiser was being "victimized by the London Police Services". Not being doxxed, not being home-raided, but being "victimized by the police".

I need to move immediately,

Implicitly admits this was never meant to be a legal fundraiser, but his paypigs didn't know that at this point.

recoup my losses

As Destiny showed in his substack article, there were no losses. None whatsoever. He got all of his confiscated equipment back within a day.

and to build a legal fund to protect my rights.

Protect his rights against whom? Who violated his rights? Clearly, the only entity he has named previous to this sentence is the London, Ontario Police. Hence, anyone reading this is going to infer that he needs "to protect his rights" from the entity who "victimized" him, that being the London, Ontario Police.

I have been subject to emotional damages,

Again, this is in reference to the London, Ontario Police Services, the only entity explicitly named thus was as having victimized him.

financial damages,

Again, referring to being "victimized" by the London, Ontario Police.

blatant violations of the Human Rights Act

Again, referring to being "victimized" by the London, Ontario Police.

and discrimination against me on the basis of gender identity and expression

Again, referring to being "victimized" by the London, Ontario Police.

I was also subject to unjust seizures.

Again, referring to being "victimized" by the London, Ontario Police. The word "also" indicates that he's continuing to refer to his victimization at the hands of the London, Ontario Police Services.

that not only affected my livelihood,

Here he's referring to the aforementioned "financial damages", which, again, was in reference to being "victimized" by the London, Ontario, Police Services.

but has severly disrupted the work my fiance is doing in their doctorate program, which has the potential to impact whether or not my fiance finished their doctorate.

This part is direct reference to the aforementioned "unjust seizures" and is again in reference to being victimized by the London, Ontario Police Services.

Because there is no policy in my city against swatting[sic],

First of all, it wasn't a SWAT raid, it was just a regular home search with a search warrant. And once again, this is an explicit reference to being "victimized" by the London, Ontario Police Services.
there is no guarantee this will not happen again and my home is not safe.

"this" is in reference to being "victimized" by the London, Ontario Police Services and is presumably also reference to the aforementioned "unjust seizures".

As you can see, it's Keffals' apologists who lack reading comprehension. All he talks about in the text that accompanies and explains the fundraiser is the London, Ontario Police Services. Literally no other entity is named that he might be considering legal action against. Perhaps he's implicitly suggesting suing the city he lives for not having a policy regarding SWATing, but again, the only entity directly named as being responsible for his woes is the London, Ontario Police Services.

If the goal is met, I will have raised enough to recoup my losses

As Destiny explained, there were no losses, he got all his equipment back within a day and he was streaming on an ad hoc basis. He wasn't on a 9-5 work schedule like an actual working class person.

and move immediately to a safe location

"Moving to a safe location" = not a "legal" fundraiser. He basically admits he posted a fraudulent misleading fundraiser right here.

If the goal is exceeded, funds will be allocated to a legal fund to protect myself against ongoing and future threats to my safety.

This sentence is structured in a sneaky way, so let's break it down

If the goal is exceeded, funds will be allocated to a legal fund

That's admitted deception right there. He names his fund a "legal" fund, but here he admits that raising money to use the law is not the primary reason for the legal fund. It's just a secondary reason if the goal is exceeded.

funds will be allocated to a legal fund to protect myself against ongoing and future threats to my safety.

The question we need to ask here is: WHO poses a threat to Keffals' safety? Again, the only entity explicitly named in the entire text is the London, Ontario Police Services. The only inference you can make here is that it is the London, Ontario Police Services that continue to pose a threat to Keffals' safety, and that he needs a legal fund to protect himself against the London, Ontario, Police Services.

At no point does Keffals say anything to the effect of: "The legal fund will be used to bring my stalkers to justice", or "I intend to sue/report the website that is responsible for the threats to my safety" or anything that would allow for an alternative reading of this text. Everything in this text points to the London, Ontario Police Services being the intended target of Keffals' litigation.

So there you go, "twidder ridder", I read the entire text and it is you who are reading shit into it that simply isn't there. The whole text of the fundraiser is about and only about the London, Ontario Police Services. Literally no one else is mentioned as a possible legal target (except perhaps the city of London, Ontario for not having a policy about SWATing).

If Keffals just needed some money to move he shouldn't have titled his fundraiser "legal" and used that word in the description. The use of the word "legal" in the title and description was clearly done to mislead more people into donating, because they thought the money was going to be used to "legally" protect a transwoman against London Police misconduct. Not to buy new computer gear (when the police literally returned everything within a day) and certainly not to go on vacation in the UK and the Grand Canaries and to attend TwitchCon.

To conclude: Keffals is a fraud, and he blatantly lied about suing the London, Ontario Police Services for "victimizing" him, lied about the London, Ontario Police Services intentionally misgendering him and lied about the London, Ontario Police Services supposedly continuing to pose a threat to his safety. This fundraiser was misleadingly named "legal" to dupe more people into donating under the false impression that Keffals needed money to hold the London, Ontario Police accountable for victimizing him. This fundraiser was intended to be misleading and hence fraudulent from the very start. GoFundMe needs to take down this fraudulent fundraiser and reimburse all the donations ASAP.

Again: Keffals never mentioned KiwiFarms or Joshua Moon as the intended target of this GoFundMe fundraiser. The only entity named on the GoFundMe page was at all times the London, Ontario Police Services, not KiwiFarms. Keffals lied about suing the police, so people would give him money to go after KiwiFarms instead. After stripping Joshua Moon of many of his resources, his access to a public platform to defend himself (getting him blacklisted all over the internet), his access to money (which is still ongoing), launching a smear campaign against him and KiwiFarms with SJW journalists smearing Joshua Moon, the website and the user base, Keffals hopes to finish the job with a lolsuit.

That fundraiser needs to go right now.
 
This can't be a lawsuit because he isn't: seeking compensation or payments for damages, neither of which were caused by KF
He's also targetting a random thing called 'Kiwi Farms', and not Kiwi Farms, LLC, so I have good reason to believe he paid some random cybersecurity firm to give him advice on how to not be a retard
 
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>Kiwi Farms was searched in their database to ensure no conflict of interests etc, so I'd imagine that it'll be a lolsuit against Null.
The letter says that all he hired the lawyer for is "advice" on how to handle the two issues in question. It may lead to an eventual lawsuit, though

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Joshua Moon if you're reading this please begin fundraising right now!
At least your fundraiser will be an actual legal fund and not a false one like this lying scumbag.
The donation link and details are literally at the bottom of every fucking page.
This can't be a lawsuit because he isn't: seeking compensation or payments for damages
He might seek those if he eventually sues.
 
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This can't be a lawsuit because he isn't: seeking compensation or payments for damages
He's also targetting a random thing called 'Kiwi Farms', and not Kiwi Farms, LLC, so I have good reason to believe he paid some random cybersecurity firm to give him advice on how to not be a retard
There's no such Kiwi Farms LLC anyway, the company that legally hosts the website is Lolcow LLC.
 
It is in fact illegal in many countries to order medication from a foreign nation that isn't prescribed to you.
Yes. but it's not illegal to tell people how to go about doing it. I could post my favourite meth recipe right here and it would be perfectly legal. Thinking that anyone's going to get arrested just for hosting the DIY HRT site is cope.
 
It's funny how he deleted the Tweet where he apologizes for getting defensive and then posts a receipt, but leaves up the extremely unhinged and aggressive Tweets. He's getting tangled and stuck in this web of lies and irony and I sense a major meltdown incoming. He doesn't even have anyone to go home to when he returns back to Canada. Things are not looking good for him. I would pity him right now but he deserves all of this backlash. Not one bit of this is unwarranted.
 
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If Keffals just needed some money to move he shouldn't have titled his fundraiser "legal" and used that word in the description. The use of the word "legal" in the title and description was clearly done to mislead more people into donating, because they thought the money was going to be used to "legally" protect a transwoman against London Police misconduct. Not to buy new computer gear (when the police literally returned everything within a day) and certainly not to go on vacation in the UK and the Grand Canaries and to attend TwitchCon.

To conclude: Keffals is a fraud, and he blatantly lied about suing the London, Ontario Police Services for "victimizing" him, lied about the London, Ontario Police Services intentionally misgendering him and lied about the London, Ontario Police Services supposedly continuing to pose a threat to his safety. This fundraiser was misleadingly named "legal" to dupe more people into donating under the false impression that Keffals needed money to hold the London, Ontario Police accountable for victimizing him. This fundraiser was intended to be misleading and hence fraudulent from the very start. GoFundMe needs to take down this fraudulent fundraiser and reimburse all the donations ASAP.
It's the same exact tactic that journalists do to misrepresent their article for more clicks, and people are actually defending it. With people this stupid, it's no wonder so much financial fraud is done without consequence.
 
Things are not looking good for him. I would pity him right now but he deserves all of this backlash. Not one bit of this is unwarranted.
Imagine going through everything Keffails is going through - your little empire of lies is collapsing around you, you’ve had a movie-length manifesto made about you by a popular creator documenting your lies, you’re being called a liar by former supporters, you know you’re a liar…..

And on top of all that….you’re going Bald.

The current arc where Keffals has hair, the Kiwi Farms Arc, is over.

We are now in the Bald Keffals arc.

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There's no such Kiwi Farms LLC anyway, the company that legally hosts the website is Lolcow LLC.
Oh please, you think his lawyers don't know that by now? That letter is from the 10th of August. Plus he has Liz Fong-Jones. Kevin Karhan and AntiKFAction doing all his tech research for him. He doesn't have to know what the structure behind KF is, as long as his lawyers can figure out who to sue.

Hey research-Kiwis, can't you guys figure out which legal firm this is on the basis of the layout of the letter?
Come on, it looks like a fairly standard layout, you should be able to figure this one out.
DM me your suggestions if you don't want to post them here.

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It's funny how he deleted the Tweet where he apologizes for getting defensive and then posts a receipt, but leaves up the extremely unhinged and aggressive Tweets. He's getting tangled and stuck in this web of lies and irony and I sense a major meltdown incoming. He doesn't even have anyone to go home to when he returns back to Canada. Things are not looking good for him. I would pity him right now but he deserves all of this backlash. Not one bit of this is unwarranted.
It was an off the cuff damage control tweet, one that just cost him a lot of good will because it shows he had contact with lawyers prior to the swatting. So it's completely unrelated to his grift on GFM.
 
Oh please, you think his lawyers don't know that by now? That letter is from the 10th of August. Plus he has Liz Fong-Jones. Kevin Karhan and AntiKFAction doing all his tech research for him. He doesn't have to know what the structure behind KF is, as long as his lawyers can figure out who to sue.

Hey research-Kiwis, can't you guys figure out which legal firm this is on the basis of the layout of the letter?
Come on, it looks like a fairly standard layout, you should be able to figure this one out.
DM me your suggestions if you don't want to post them here.

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I'd be more interested in what someone thinks a civil cause of action could be? Neither the LLC nor Null are based in Canada, and the content of this site is legal under US Law. So what is law firm going to do jurisdiction-wise, and what causes can they even bring forward? Laughing at retards on the Internet is still legal in the States as far as I know.
 
>Kiwi Farms was searched in their database to ensure no conflict of interests etc, so I'd imagine that it'll be a lolsuit against Null.
lolsuit...for what? At best, Keffals will pay way too much money to some local firm for one of their first year associates to write a cease + desist letter. Null has a subforum filled with such legal requests. Keffals is gonna spend 20k on retaining a firm and getting them to send a C+D, and then the firm will tell him, when Null laughs and posts it publicly, that it's not in his best interests to continuing pursuing legal action.
 
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It's funny how he deleted the Tweet where he apologizes for getting defensive and then posts a receipt, but leaves up the extremely unhinged and aggressive Tweets. He's getting tangled and stuck in this web of lies and irony and I sense a major meltdown incoming. He doesn't even have anyone to go home to when he returns back to Canada. Things are not looking good for him. I would pity him right now but he deserves all of this backlash. Not one bit of this is unwarranted.
Thats the thing about a person on this level, even a small meltdown/fuck up is multiplied MANY times over and has far more serious repercussions. Not only will Lucas not be able to come back from this, he will be in legal trouble also.
 
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