Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

[Suburban Bastard]

>She doesn't care

Weak! You've lost all your confidence and it shows.

Yeah, who knew ruskies would use random telegrams and speak the equivalent of ESL gibberish to ask command for support instead of you know.....actual communication devices and using their actual language instead of google translate

Wouldn't be the most embarrassing thing russians have done in this war.

 

[White_N]

the question is whether the russian military has the capacity to properly train and equip the mobilized men and make effective soldiers of them
the videos and anecdotes we have right now about freshly mobilized civilians being thrown into frontline combat units with near zero preparation are pretty grim, but we don't really know from the outside whether this is a regular occurence or just a handful of isolated fuckups being blown out of proportion for fun and propaganda purposes

only time will tell. by march next year we can look back and see whether the mobilisation worked out well or not.

If Ukraine was able to do this in conditions when the war was going on on its territory, I don't see a reason why Russia won't be able to do the same in more comfortable conditions.



And as for the conditions of mobilization, from what I understood, this is a mess. Mobilize at the same time yesterday's military who served for 5-10 years and a forty-year-old locksmith with diabetes whose entire experience was one year of compulsory service. On the one hand, military enlistment offices are absolutely incompetent on the one hand, and on the other hand, citizens did not update their medical and family data, so they have a conflict of interests at the most inopportune time. Well, the military prosecutor's office seems to save in such cases. It seems like there is a problem with equipment in some military units; in others, there is even an excess. Don't forget to multiply it all by hysteria and Russian and Ukrainian propaganda, and it turns out to be something completely incomprehensible. So the hidden diseases of the army have been revealed. I think it's all fixable, but it will take time, and time is still against them. I also think that personnel purges should be expected.

By the way, there are reports that the DPR Russians from Donetsk, will begin to mobilize in 2023. We're here for a long time. Stock up on popcorn.

 

[draggs]

I have a feeling of deja vu. Ukraine forcibly mobilized everyone it could, followed by a month of nothing or small Ukrainian losses, and now they are gaining success in the counteroffensive. Now it is Russia's turn to mobilize. Are we waiting for a repeat of this scenario from the other side?

Dumb vatniks desperately coping are

 

[Suburban Bastard]

If Ukraine was able to do this in conditions when the war was going on on its territory, I don't see a reason why Russia won't be able to do the same in more comfortable conditions.

Because the russian war machine is a gigantic mess of corruption while the Ukrainian army has modernized to the best of their ability while getting supply and intel support from the western powers (which is a very OP buff mind you)

 

[Simpadoo]

You are still assblasted since you can't prove your ridiculous claim Congress has declared war in every military conflict in the past 100 years, when it has only done so five times during our entire history. Keep sperging tho, but don't start posting your gay porn collection.

No, fuck off and stop trying to mod this thread.

Still can't come up with any more than five formal Congressional declarations of war. Cry more.

Trying to explain America to foreigners is like trying to explain math to niggers. Just won’t work.

Oh, it works on Netflix though, but there, Vikings also had a negress Kween and Achilles was black and bald.

In their shitholes, the rule of law is as foreign concept to them as self-cleaning toilets are to Pollacks. Of course they don’t understand the difference between a real war and executive privilege.

They are also so used to being cumsocks for their governments that they can’t fathom restricted government or a world where the Executive can’t do what he pleases. Remember, most of them are Prima Nocta babies, so they also have a mental handicap.

They can’t even pass first grade reading comprehension, lol.

 

[White_N]

Not gonna lie, I don’t care if Russia or Ukraine wins either way, I just don’t want to be blown the fuck up because Euroscum can’t settle land disputes

Hey, look on the bright side. At least in this case, the winter will definitely be warm!

Dumb vatniks desperately coping are

Plain zoomer, be more original

 

[UVB-76]

Good lord

Obviously the guys who stole all the fucking gear from the supplies are now grifting lmao

Spoiler: based slavaboo airsofter

 

[Simpadoo]

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Doesn't get anymore blatant than this sweaty

You know, it’s almost like people think being a Nazi is a bad thing.

Hitler lost and they found a female skull to say he committed suicide. Remember Jesus got crucified but took over the Roman Empire later: You. Just. Never. Know.

Does being a Nazi have any bearing on Victory? Apparently it does not.

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

So Russia just discovered that around 1.5 million uniforms they had in reserve seemingly just up and vanished.

Now if I was a thinking man. I'd say this is either a dose of corruption on some quartermaster's behalf, as well as potentially unauthorized souvenirs from Russian armed forces veterans.

This leads to another thought, if Russia up and lost a million and a half uniforms, how many vehicles that they're supposed to have in reserve have been similarly victimized and are now just inoperable husks?

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Good lord
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Obviously the guys who stole all the fucking gear from the supplies are now grifting lmao
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Spoiler: based slavaboo airsofter

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>Be conscripted, despite being 58 years old and diabetic
>expected to deploy next day
>given AK that is completely filthy, questionable quality
>some dudes stole the uniforms you were supposed to get
>commander informs you that bulletproof vests are optional and must be bought
>has lived in near poverty whole life and can't afford one

Such is life as russian conscript

 

[Simpadoo]

Lmfao. Schizophrenia on steroids.

Oops!

 

[Simpadoo]

Not from the accounts I have read, underage, overage, people with medical conditions, people with no military experience. Apparently press-gang activity going on.

Sure, I’ve read this version on the MSM. They also told me the jab was safe and effective.

People actually living in Russia that read the edict say differently though.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

People actually living in Russia that read the edict say differently though.

People that formerly lived in Russia*
You gotta be considerate to the hundreds of thousands fleeing sweetie.

 

[Bork Laser]

So Russia just discovered that around 1.5 million uniforms they had in reserve seemingly just up and vanished.

Now if I was a thinking man. I'd say this is either a dose of corruption on some quartermaster's behalf, as well as potentially unauthorized souvenirs from Russian armed forces veterans.

This leads to another thought, if Russia up and lost a million and a half uniforms, how many vehicles that they're supposed to have in reserve have been similarly victimized and are now just inoperable husks?

Having state sanctioned corruption is totally fine. Until you realize the state needs to provide something it needs.

 

[UVB-76]

So Russia just discovered that around 1.5 million uniforms they had in reserve seemingly just up and vanished.

The airsofters strike again!

Sure, I’ve read this version on the MSM. They also told me the jab was safe and effective.

People actually living in Russia that read the edict say differently though.

There were literal riots over the mobilization in Dagestan.

 

[draggs]

Hey, look on the bright side. At least in this case, the winter will definitely be warm!

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Plain zoomer, be more original

I decline to waste wit on vodka soaked monkeys

 

[Simpadoo]

People that formerly lived in Russia*
You gotta be considerate to the hundreds of thousands fleeing sweetie.

They still live there. Only few are worried since they did have military experience.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

They still live there. Only few are worried since they did have military experience.

Implying things aren't all downhill for russia going forth, like it has been for the past 8 months.

 

[draggs]

Implying things aren't all downhill for russia going forth, like it has been for the past 8 months.

I'm kinda expecting mobiks to ride in on T-34s and KV-1s with the absolute state of Russia's equipment

 

[UVB-76]

They still live there. Only few are worried since they did have military experience.

All men in Russia who are 18-27 years old serve for one year, which is military experience.
You got an exemption based on health? Still eligible for mobilization unless you are handicapped.
You got an exemption because of university studies? Still eligible for mobilization.
You left Russia and came back after your 28th birthday? Congrats on skipping conscription, still eligible for mobilization.
You joined the equivalent of ROTC to skip conscription? That's military experience.
The only way to avoid it is by either being too old, or being 18-27 and still never being called for the year of mandatory service. And even then, good luck trying to explain it to the conscription office.