Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[omori]

Great to be back lads. Scrolling through Staph's Twitter without the Kiwi commentary just wasn't the same. She live tweeted as she was watching that Dahmer show and, if I remember rightly, she mentioned that she thought she knew everything about Dahmer, but one of his victims getting away and being handed back to him by the police was new to her, even though that is common knowledge to most people with a casual interest in true crime. It made me wonder where she had got all of her info about Dahmer that charmed her into making him her ghost husbando - the back of a serial killer trading card or something? I'm kind of disappointed that this Dahmer show didn't reignite her interest in him, but she keeps banging on about how her druidism has made her a less edgy person. I think my favourite ever Staph arc was when her spirit husbands Dahmer and Michael Jackson ran away together, proving that even imaginary boyfriends got sick of her shit.

How tf did she not know about the victim that got away? I’m not that big of a true crime autist and even I knew that. She sucks at literally everything she claims she’s fascinated by.

 

[JaneThough]

How tf did she not know about the victim that got away? I’m not that big of a true crime autist and even I knew that. She sucks at literally everything she claims she’s fascinated by.

This is actually making me MATI. It's one of the most notable and important stories in the Dahmer timeline, and the fact she had no idea tells me she just followed some serial killer fangirls on Tumblr and the only info she got was "omg Jeff Dahmer so kawaii =^.^="

 

[Pee Your Pants]

This is actually making me MATI. It's one of the most notable and important stories in the Dahmer timeline, and the fact she had no idea tells me she just followed some serial killer fangirls on Tumblr and the only info she got was "omg Jeff Dahmer so kawaii =^.^="

She probably saw some Tumblr art of a chibi Dahmer going 'teehee Ima eat u' *glomp* to a chibi Ramirez wearing a pentagram T-shirt. Gay + Satan = enough to make them ghost husband material. No other context needed because its just going to be a game of imaginary friends anyway.

When I read that tweet I got genuinely MATI. I would love someone to find those tweets just in case it could be proven that I read them wrong, because the amount of ignorance was just unbelievable.

No wonder Staph and Jeff broke up. He wasn't very open and honest about his past to her, if he never brought up the time one of his escaped victims got delivered back to him by the police.

 

[Chromeo]

It’s supposed to be Michael Jackson. You can kind of see vitiligo splotches here and there.

This is so retarded. Not making MJ/your fave in a doll maker, I used to do that all the time, but she can't even make it resemble him. How does she consistently find the ugliest picrews ever made??

 

[XxxwernxxX]

No one posted these yet?

Spoiler: You've been warned...

 

[Simon]

No one posted these yet?

Spoiler: You've been warned...

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Poor Steph. Must coom but has no way.

 

[Meowzers]

Poor Steph. Must coom but has no way.

I Have No Pussy But I Must Coom

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Ah, welcome back everyone, I hadn't had to see nasty-ass Twitter butthole in at least ten days so I'm pained to see Stapphy the world's horniest asexual is here to provide >.>

 

[Vi0l3t]

How tf did she not know about the victim that got away? I’m not that big of a true crime autist and even I knew that. She sucks at literally everything she claims she’s fascinated by.

My theory is she did know it, but right now it's not woke to like Jeff so shes claiming ignorance of not knowing the details.

 

[The Salt Mines]

Good to be back on the clearweb friendos. I wonder if there's any regrets about thirst posts made, or if there is instead a quiet relief that life once again has some sort of meaning now that there is an audience.

Re: the Dahmer shit....I mean, I can see how being some 2edgy5me shitlord teen could come up with a Tumblr "crush" on a serial killer, but she really doubled down with an astral marriage and channeling his spirit as woman with a grad degree in her 20s. You don't get to just handwave that over as dumb teen angst and then feign guilt about being into "true crime" when your ghost husbando suddenly gets an unflattering biopic.

 

[Meowzers]

she’s been boring lately. maybe the druid thing really is helping her chill out? but i haven’t gone back far enough to see if she posted anything interesting during downtime. it’s great to be back, guys, gals and nonbinary pals

Spoiler

some spectacularly bad patches
EDIT: just now realizing this says “hard cider is the perfect drink if you enjoy drunken diarrhea.” that’ll sell for sure




this one is cracking me up. she can be funny sometimes




aren’t those nordic heathens generally known to be natzees?


apples, oranges, etc

thirst trap



what are those fucking glitter pants


is she saying that she’s one of THE BROWN now? yikes!


i see that cooking on her own is off to a good start


can you paint with all the colors of the wiiiind


wow, people screaming and being sick in an ER? it’s almost like they’re distressed and having medical/ mental emergencies!


i reaaally don’t think she knows what the emoji implies


all is not well in the cianfriglia household because of mercury retrograde


heath and richie are literallt cryign and shaking rn,,,,



she’s a shaman now, huh?

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Interesting that in a single selection of tweets we simultaneously have Stapphy seeming to suggest she considers herself one of The Brown (or at least wording things to try and make people think that) AND doing that thing where she seems to go out of her way to specify someone acting out was non-white. No qualifier on what the drugged out ER girl was racially (probably random white chick) but have to be sure to mention the shouting guy was Native, huh Stapphy?

I'd love a new racism arc.

 

[buoyverificationfuel]

I found Staph's etsy profile and her likes are public. Includes FTM packers and herbal T booster supplements, along her usual kitschy queer trash.

Spoiler: A selection of a few pages

 

[Aunt Carol]

I found Staph's etsy profile and her likes are public. Includes FTM packers and herbal T booster supplements, along her usual kitschy queer trash.

How does she have over 3,000 things favorited? Why is she buying straight-up mass-produced supplements, not just sacks of witchy herbs, on a craft website?

Have I been using etsy wrong?

I went from oldest to newest and enjoyed the timeline. Also:
capitalism

 

[Simon]

I found Staph's etsy profile and her likes are public. Includes FTM packers and herbal T booster supplements, along her usual kitschy queer trash.

Spoiler: A selection of a few pages

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Is there a known reason for why Steph won't use actual testosterone and prefers these useless supplements? Why go through all this trouble to buy unknown crap online when she can just get on actual T?

 

[The Salt Mines]

The non-binary socks have me wondering why I'm working 9-5 instead of reselling Target socks (now w/validation™) for a premium.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

Is there a known reason for why Steph won't use actual testosterone and prefers these useless supplements? Why go through all this trouble to buy unknown crap online when she can just get on actual T?

Because she doesn't actually want to be a dude

 

[PBR Streetgang]

Is there a known reason for why Steph won't use actual testosterone and prefers these useless supplements? Why go through all this trouble to buy unknown crap online when she can just get on actual T?

Same reason she's living in Endicott, a 5 minute bus ride from any number of dive bars, 10 from a Dunkin donuts parking lot where no doubt someone missing a few teeth would probably sell her meth or fake oxy, and 30 from a college student area where she could get decent weed. But instead she's like "lol those stupid kiwi farmers are too dumb to realize that I'm getting a buzz from some fake herbal 'drugs' I bought on Amazon! (stands up too fast and gets a head rush) whoa, guys, I'm totally peaking! Drugs are so cool "

 

[Meowzers]

Is there a known reason for why Steph won't use actual testosterone and prefers these useless supplements? Why go through all this trouble to buy unknown crap online when she can just get on actual T?

Because she doesn't actually want to be a dude

i don't think she wants any permanent masculine traits like body hair and a deeper voice and all of that, but she still wants to be something other than a bio female. erection herbs are a good placebo. she's fussed about how she thought people thought she was a boy in the women's bathroom. like she was kind of upset that people thought she was a boy. it's so strange. i think if she suddenly sprouted a full wizard druid beard out of nowhere, she'd be extremely upset and ~dysphoric.~

 

[CalderaScar]

Honestly I think she just desperately wants to be someone else. She just doesn't know who that someone is. I actually found myself feeling bad for her, but then I remembered the child grooming and womb wizardry and I got over it.