Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

Imagine folding your dick inwards because you want to trick people into thinking you're a woman, but it doesn't work and you're past the age of where it's even remotely possible to pass. I guess it's kind of logical to try and force everyone to call you a she, I mean it's a big investment money wise.
Imagine folding your dick inwards and having the most detestable personality known to man, so that even if it were possible to pass (it isn't), opening your mouth would ruin it. Lucas could've done all the things needed and would still have a turd for a personality.
 
Keffals is trending again on twitter while they lose followers.
 

Attachments

  • hm.png
    hm.png
    87.8 KB · Views: 450
Wait, so keffals is borderline? That explains so much.

He wasn't though if you read the original novel. He was an bitter imp who got mad at 16-year-old girl for not wanting to fuck him and then went all creepy and died hugging the corpse of said 16-year-old. Keffals is kinda close to that kind of thing really
He's definitely not a moral hero, but he does find a crabbed way of being a good person (he is possessive of Esmeralda, but it's learned behavior from Frollo, and he is still one of the kindest characters in the novel in spite of his upbringing - though he kind of wins that title by default since everyone else is so awful). Maybe a better angle for the Keffals comparison is that Quasi and Esmeralda were swapped in their cribs by gypsies, so where you expect to see a beautiful girl there's just a slovenly male shape.

During Keffals’ interview with H3H3, Ethan decides to break out their “pride minute” segment where pride is celebrated for 1 minute because anything longer than that is too much celebration. An obvious joke, right? Resident autist Lucas doesn’t get that, and it makes for a pretty unintentionally funny bit lmao.
View attachment 3710001
Oh, this video made me realize what his voice reminds me of. It's the way-too-deep, put-on voice that Elizabeth Holmes has. The cadence and everything. Both sound uncanny because they're really unnatural to whatever their actual voice is.

 
Keffals just loves shitting all over his donators, and insulting them. He really thinks he can just brush aside all the "I need this money to sue the London police" and just pocket it and pretend no one notices doesn't he? He's retarded. This shit isn't going away anytime soon. Twitter isn't real life nigger.
View attachment 3710847
Archive
Retarded is a pretty fair estimation of this prematurely balding man.
I don't think Lucas was ever too bright to begin with, and his opiate habit and abuse of cross sex hormones have left him in a permanent brain fog that is quite obvious if you can stand his whining fag voice long enough to get a read on him.
He's typical of a low functioning sociopath, impulsive and reactive, thats why he fucking tourettes out these galaxy brained retard takes on his Twitter and quickly deletes about 50% of them.
He's obviously been getting wrangled recently, whether by Liz Dong Gone or someone else, but it seems his wranglers are also abandoning ship, and Lucas left to his own devices is his own biggest enemy, this bald faggot just can't keep his fucking mouth shut when he's now hurting himself and the Troonsquad assembled around him.
 
Oh, this video made me realize what his voice reminds me of. It's the way-too-deep, put-on voice that Elizabeth Holmes has. The cadence and everything. Both sound uncanny because they're really unnatural to whatever their actual voice is.

I had no idea Holmes sounded like that. They do sound alike. How the fuck does a woman have a voice like that? Maggie Thatcher had voice training to lower her voice yet still sounded unmistakably female.
 
I had no idea Holmes sounded like that. They do sound alike. How the fuck does a woman have a voice like that? Maggie Thatcher had voice training to lower her voice yet still sounded unmistakably female.
I think she trained her voice to sound like that or was making it sound deeper than what was natural. I've read and watched a bunch on her and I think I remember seeing that.
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Procrastinhater
Hmm, I wouldn’t be so quick to disbelieve this, there’s several cases of Bongcops phoning up random Twitter users to berate them about wrongthink, and invitations to “come in for a chat” are standard procedure when they don’t have anything solid but still want to intimidate or invite someone to incriminate themselves. I’d like to see the letter and read the story if anyone has a link..
Lol the letter was about as real as Lucas's "vagina" it was purportedly from West Yorkshire Police, but the phone number on there was a fucking Glasgow area code.
I know the Bong police are fucking retards that care more about pedophile troons being misgendered than they do about Muslim grooming gangs infesting their once mighty and proud nation but that letter was a lazy fake that didn't hold up to the most basic scrutiny.
I don't even know why they bother with shit like that that fools nobody and makes them look dumb and retarded. They should have learned by now our Autism is too powerful for such tricks.
 
Last edited:
Did anything interesting happen with the destiny debate? I can't watch a stream with both of these fags, I just can't do it. If @Null wants to do a commentary for Gumroad, I'd watch that though.
There was no debate. Lucas, lying liar that he is (and also fat), lied about there being one.
 
There was no debate. Lucas, lying liar that he is (and also fat), lied about there being one.
I hate to belabor the point (not really) but you forgot the most important part of the description, the one thing people notice first about Lucas, not the fatness, not the hunchback, not that he's obviously a man playing dress up - the baldness.
It's literally about the first thing people see especially if they've never seen Lucas before.
It's important we don't forget that.
It's hilarious Lucas can't forget that.
 
Back