Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Cold Root Beer said:
If it's fat doing it to himself he'll definitely fuck it up eventually, but if its third-party tech-troons trying to make a martyr to take KF down, it's way less likely. If the government has the ability to counter the current obfuscation techniques used for swatting calls, they're definitely not blowing it for this fat retard or zoom-zoom streamers.
Click to expand...
How they compromise the "no-log" VPNs is since the logs don't exist (for the VPNs that are actually telling the truth about that), they get a court order to monitor an account on an ongoing basis, then catch the perp in the act. Since this requires international cooperation as well as a VPN that won't just go down and take down their warrant canary, it's probably not going to be wasted on a fat retard like Pat who alienates everyone he talks to, plus on top of that it's convenient for everyone who would otherwise care to continue blaming the Farms for it.

Also while it could be a mentally ill, obsessed autist (other than Pat himself who is also one), I wouldn't assume they're as good at what they do as a prolific swatter like that Israeli or as careful. I'd assume someone more with the profile of Tyler "SWAuTistic" Barriss, the dude doing time for getting someone killed (who lived at an old address of his), also an obsessed autist who did it for pay, too, but nowhere near as careful and was caught previously before actually getting someone killed.
 
Last edited:
  • Winner
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Essay2414778, REGENDarySumanai, Dean Pentel and 7 others
Credit to the other guys; apparently Fatprick thinks he's done something especially clever and noteworthy by posting a sign on the front of his house counting the days since he was last swatted [not by some anonymous third-party "atalker", by the monolithic "they" that is the far.ms or Dr. Owen's Forums, but by the Milwaukee Police themselves], and one of the astute members over there created the pic below comparing the handwriting on that sign to "the gay virgin Patrick" vandalism:
fatprick.png

Notice how the tops of the T's as well as the D's, P's & R's don't connect.
 
Last edited:
  • Winner
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: semitooth, pajeetprideworldwide, GeldKampf and 41 others
Uncle Buck said:
Credit to the other guys; apparently Fatprick thinks he's done something especially clever and noteworthy by posting a sign on the front of his house counting the days since he was last swatted, and one of Dr. Owen's astute members compared the handwriting on that sign to "the gay virgin Patrick" vandalism:
View attachment 3711812
Notice how the tops of the T's as well as the D's, P's & R's don't connect.
Click to expand...
Beaten but:
swat.png
This is his. They will stop coming when you stop calling, fatty.
 
  • Winner
  • Like
  • Lunacy
Reactions: Essay2414778, murph, REGENDarySumanai and 13 others
Maude Snew said:
Beaten but:
View attachment 3711825
This is his. They will stop coming when you stop calling, fatty.
Click to expand...
I'm sure the neighbors are impressed with the raving lunatic who is constantly having noisy police disruptions all the time in the middle of the night. Property values must be soaring.
 
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: REGENDarySumanai, The Feline Solution, Dean Pentel and 7 others
I've thought about it, and despite my initial suspicion after his first swatting, I honestly don't think he's swatting himself.

Not for any moral reasons or other simple things like 'not wanting me or my wife to get shot' but because he's honestly too stupid to swat himself and get away with it once, let alone five times.

If piggy was doing it to himself, he'd be in a cell already.
 
  • Agree
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Feels
Reactions: REGENDarySumanai, Welf Welf, The Feline Solution and 13 others
moocow said:
It makes me wonder how notorious he is locally. If he's openly admitting to tattling to the fucking POTUS about internet trolls, you know he's also bellyaching (in writing) to anyone he can think of too. Congresscritters (state and federal), prosecutors, the FBI, his local police, the state police, DHS, hell probably even the ATF and TSA (because why the hell not). He's surely spamming similar emails (and phone calls) to local, regional and national media too. Every local paper, and all the local radio and TV stations have undoubtedly heard from him at least once.

There's no doubt he has a "handler" assigned to him by his local police department, and with dipshits like him in particular, word gets around pretty quickly to keep careful tabs on the guy during any encounter with him. I wonder how many other local entities have also designated a handler for him.

Imagine working in a records office or even an archive where even dumb shit like this is retained long-term for some reason. Do you think whoever those archivists are find endless entertainment in correspondence from lunatics like Fatty or do they get sick of it quickly like sex crime investigators tend to?

Gad ... what I wouldn't give for the chance to interview all his neighbors. The stories must be incredible.
Click to expand...
If I recall correctly, wasn't the major spergout tantrum recorded by one of his neighbors?
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Essay2414778, REGENDarySumanai, Dean Pentel and 5 others
Maude Snew said:
Beaten but:
View attachment 3711825
This is his. They will stop coming when you stop calling, fatty.
Click to expand...
You know when you see a hornet's nest and you go "They won't sting me if i go over there and kick it" and then become very shocked, surprised, and probably dead when they swarm around you after kicking it, that kind of mentality? That's what you are doing and you got an entire section of the internets to now make it their mission to become the biggest, baddest, swarm of hornet's just to shit on your doorstep.


I salute you SalamiMan, never change.
 
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Informative
Reactions: Essay2414778, REGENDarySumanai, Dean Pentel and 7 others
Plaintiff is fat said:
Pat tries to get the attention of some 53k followers (account created 2020) democrat that was tweeting about that republican lady that got swatted, but acting like a smug cunt doesn't work too well outside of his tall tales
View attachment 3643633

Oopsie doodles.

This is why you'll never be the protagonist of a Netflix documentary seri
Click to expand...

The Chad Kiddo
The Virgin Child

It's been over a month and I'm still laughing about this shit.
 
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: rusty shackleford 1, Essay2414778, Lead Sammich and 13 others
Clusterfuckk2 said:
If fatrick is so upset for being called a fatty on the internet; has he tried maybe being less fat?
I mean most sane people would just turn off the computer but since Fatrick is a tard in need of a wrangler, maybe he should just try being less fat.
Click to expand...
Why would he need to? He's a studly and trim best selling author and serious political commentator who has run many full marathons and cheated at none of them, but most importantly he isn't fat by any medical standard, child, you're just wrong again, as you always are. These are your delusions, stalker, and the FBI will knock knock on your door better open up, it's real. Then you will go to big boy prison without getting dessert I hope that teaches you your lesson.
 
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: Total Annihilation, Essay2414778, REGENDarySumanai and 6 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back