Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Something Awful]

Keffals feels a bit insecure about the "debate with Destiny" and asks for reassurance.

Seems to be going well, barely-legal fans love him.

Uh-oh.

lol

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Unsurprisingly, Lucas own hubris is what came back to bite him in his crusty ass, you can bet he has a crusty ass, for god's sake he can't even wash his face to clean up all that grease before a stream or take care of his hair, like an actual woman would.

I wonder how, whoever is behind of Keffals rise to fame, is feeling right. I mean all that effort, money, connections and favors they must have pulled to turn him into the newest face of the trans cause by having him "destroy" Kiwifarms, a much easier target than some other person/entity they consider a right wing chud/site, like say Tucker Carlson or Libs of TikTok.

All wasted away because he can't keep his mouth shut, don't use his fat fingers to type his latest shit-tier tweet or continue to his fight against Destiny, who would have folded ( Because a) he is a cuck and b) a girldick lover) if Keffals offered him a deal to help him regain what social media presence he lost.

HRT fries your brain, and if you were borderline retarded before it can probably turn you into a vegetable a couple of years down the line.

I don't think Lucas downfall from fame will be anytime soon, it's going to be a long, arduous and sad process for him (Hilarious for us, though), it has to be his worst nightmare, slowly fade away into obscurity when was so close to all the attention he always wanted.

Keffals or one of his sycophants/orbiters, if you are reading this, seek help, really, do it. Log off, take an actual break for online interactions and get help. This is probably an optimistic and autistic statement but you will lose this fight, a fight that's not against KF, Null, Destiny or anyone else but yourself. Man's worse enemy is himself.

Why do you think Kermit Wang Chung, Lorenz and girldick sucker Khaaaaan have distanced themselves from Lucas. They realize he is lazy unhinged loser that impulsively lands himself in hot water every time he logs on.

 

[A Sunset]

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BRO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

I’ve always thought Lucas looked like Grima Wormtongue from Lord of the Rings. However, when we see Grima’s hairline, it’s not nearly as patchy and assymmetrical on the top as Lucas - thinning, but symmetrical.

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The other distinctive feature of Lucas, his large hunchback, always reminded me of a childhood favorite of mine, Quasimodo from Hunchback of Notre Dame. However, despite having a similarly sized hunchback, once again Quasimodo’s flowing red hair does not display the same patchy assymetry as Lucas’s.

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Now compare the hairline of Puke-as. I‘ve taken the liberty to outline the bizarre jagged turns of his hairline - on close inspection he has large spots of baldness. It’s extremely random and makes him look like a ghoul or zombie.

I’ve also pointed out the extreme fizziness of his hair, likely due to a combination of HRT and lack of bathing/poor diet/lack of sunlight, and his abnormally chubby cheeks.

My final analysis of Lucas’s hairline situation - based on the evidence presented here - is that he is 100% going bald in a bizarre way, that it is impossible for him to deny or hide this fact, and that he is a fat dickless faggot with bitch tits.​

 

[KolKinhs]

Keffals feels a bit insecure about the "debate with Destiny" and asks for reassurance.

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Seems to be going well, barely-legal fans love him.

How low do you have to go to start simping for a balding, hunchback, fat man?

 

[Simon]

I’ve always thought Lucas looked like Grima Wormtongue from Lord of the Rings. However, when we see Grima’s hairline, it’s not nearly as patchy and assymmetrical on the top as Lucas - thinning, but symmetrical.

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The other distinctive feature of Lucas, his large hunchback, always reminded me of a childhood favorite of mine, Quasimodo from Hunchback of Notre Dame. However, despite having a similarly sized hunchback, once again Quasimodo’s flowing red hair does not display the same patchy assymetry as Lucas’s.

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Now compare the hairline of Puke-as. I‘ve taken the liberty to outline the bizarre jagged turns of his hairline - on close inspection he has large spots of baldness. It’s extremely random and makes him look like a ghoul or zombie.

I’ve also pointed out the extreme fizziness of his hair, likely due to a combination of HRT and lack of bathing/poor diet/lack of sunlight, and his abnormally chubby cheeks.

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My final analysis of Lucas’s hairline situation - based on the evidence presented here - is that he is 100% going bald in a bizarre way, that it is impossible for him to deny or hide this fact, and that he is a fat dickless faggot with bitch tits.​

I do think his hair is thinning and will eventually get thinner and thinner, but it's pretty apparent that it's light brown roots coming in. The fat failure dyes his hair black, and can't be bothered to keep his roots up.

 

[ForTheHoard]

What are the odds that Lucas claims to have alopecia and everyone commenting on his hair is ableist?

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

He needs to ask Chantal where she got her hair fibers from.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

2) A stream with @CammieDoxGirl, @Nykysnottrans, and @sophnar0747 about KF's rAmPAnt tRAnsPhObiA.

 

[AnOminous]

This type of hairloss coming first would put Lucas in the other 10% of men who experience a thinning hair part and crown first, which is typically followed by very rapid hairloss. Very rapid meaning complete Norwood 5 levels of hairloss in about 1-2 years.

It will be in a few months he goes from looking like he looks now to having a natural "Friar Tuck" with a giant completely bald spot at the back of the top of his head. That will rapidly spread to the sides and then he will look, as Gallagher joked about himself, "like a bowling ball wearing a hula skirt."

My final analysis of Lucas’s hairline situation - based on the evidence presented here - is that he is 100% going bald in a bizarre way, that it is impossible for him to deny or hide this fact, and that he is a fat dickless faggot with bitch tits.

That or he goes the full Oswald Cobblepot.

He already has the greasy part down.

 

[Oxyjen]

EFNO is heading to the ‘states. Be interesting if Keffals goes with, hey?

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

How low do you have to go to start simping for a balding, hunchback, fat man?

That's one thing I also noticed during Destiny's video, keffals careful controls every single aspect of the frame whenever he's streaming or making a video. Camera angle, lighting, colour, and that makes him look less ugly. However, the moment something is out of his control, like a freeze frame on a facial expression, or the CNN footage, or the footage where he got his PC back, he instantly turns into the fat ugly hunchback.

Especially struck me in those two moments where destiny paused at a random time and this was the face he made, and also the certified hunchback moment

 

[Historical Figure]

Same Energy.

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Why reference some faggy DnD movie when you can go for classic masterpieces of cinema?

 

[AgendaPoster]

Courtesy of some friendly (?) troon.

 

[HorseGirlSupremacy]

This thread has officially been Ratio'd by the tranny squad.

 

[Historical Figure]

EFNO is heading to the ‘states. Be interesting if Keffals goes with, hey?

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They're going to TwitchCon in San Diego, it's right there in the picture you posted.

 

[Disheveled-Human]

Trannies who think its a good idea in their teens and early 20's yeah sure its not so bad. Wait till you enter your 30's and 40's the Male look really starts to set in.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Male pattern baldness is truly Keffals' greatest enemy to date. Once that process starts it happens very fast. Go look at Gothic King Cobra just 5 years ago and compare him to now, like night and day.

My question is how will our hero handle the badness? Will the gofundme money mysteriously disappear with some hair plugs in its place? Will Lucas shave his head like Chantal and get some nasty wigs? Will he triple down on the denial and continue to comb that bad boy over? Only time will tell!

I'm willing to bet he keeps mentioning 'bald' in his tweets to bait people into mentioning his own baldness so he can report those tweets for suspension.

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

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Late but. What a gollum lookin motherfucker. The deranged eyes. The greed and lust for children behind that sly grin. Just terrifying.

this looks dyed. It's like there's a clear line separating black from light hair, and the length of the light portion seems to be consistent along all of his scalp. I'm guessing he's like light brown haired but dyeing it black makes it look thicker?

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Why reference some faggy DnD movie when you can go for classic masterpieces of cinema?
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It's amazing how much heavy lifting his hair does in how well he passes. He still looks male with the long hair because he is and passing is a myth, but take it away and he really really really looks male. The difference is huge.

 

[Real Nigger Hours]

EFNO is heading to the ‘states. Be interesting if Keffals goes with, hey?

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Is that Chris Froome? Makes sense, cyclists are used to pump tons of hormones and other drugs into their bodies. Still has better hair than Keffals though...