Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Anyway, difference between KiwiFarms and Kellals is :
KiwiFarms is like a vagina, it is nice and warm and everyone wants to spend time there.

Kiwifarms is also like a penis: poke it, and it will rise up against you, but settle back down if left alone.

If you keep toying with it, however, you will unleash all the little farmers upon yourself and they will be all up in your business everywhere.

Kiwifarms is the best of both worlds.
 
I'm not trying to insult him with this, but does he have some kind of learning disability or documented retardation? When I listen to him talk, I sometimes need to turn it up to 2x speed so he sounds like someone I can relate with. He has this slurring, dopey, drunken speech that makes me think he's retarded. I mean, cutting off your own dick is pretty retarded so I guess I answered my own question.
 
I'm not trying to insult him with this, but does he have some kind of learning disability or documented retardation? When I listen to him talk, I sometimes need to turn it up to 2x speed so he sounds like someone I can relate with. He has this slurring, dopey, drunken speech that makes me think he's retarded. I mean, cutting off your own dick is pretty retarded so I guess I answered my own question.
He hasn't disclosed his disability but I think his mental retardation is self inflicted by playing too much Donkey Kong and Pokemon.
 
This is the best I could do with a shitty app. I'm sure someone with actual PS skills could make one much funnier :story:
 

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Why reference some faggy DnD movie when you can go for classic masterpieces of cinema?
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I dunno man I think fantasy artists just do it better, look below.
Is that Chris Froome? Makes sense, cyclists are used to pump tons of hormones and other drugs into their bodies. Still has better hair than Keffals though...
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God, I wonder if society doesn't spend enough time looking at some troons to really take in the horror of their visage. These freaks in particular don't pass. Like Grendel from Beowulf.
 

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Why the fuck does this faggot care about Brazilian politics?
You have to understand the Canadian mindset. I would defy you to find a nationality on earth with more unwarranted self-importance than ours. To be Canadian is to be the very definition of a sanctimonious hypocrite with a messiah complex. Never mind that our election system is a hopelessly broken sham, that our health "care" system literally abandons patients to die in triage, that we're happily stabbing our economy in the throat in order to literally sell ourselves to Communist China - we know what's best for the world (because we tell ourselves so) and woe betide any nation on the planet who believes any differently. This manifests itself most transparently with a massive inferiority complex with the US, but since Trump still lives in our national consciousness rent-free despite him no longer being in office, even less relevant proxies in countries even less tied to our own must make do for that all important self-gaslighting dopamine needed to make our dying husk of a nation shamble onward.
 
I'm not trying to insult him with this, but does he have some kind of learning disability or documented retardation? When I listen to him talk, I sometimes need to turn it up to 2x speed so he sounds like someone I can relate with. He has this slurring, dopey, drunken speech that makes me think he's retarded. I mean, cutting off your own dick is pretty retarded so I guess I answered my own question.

I think it's safe to say anyone willing to cut off their dick has some form of mental illness or disability.
 
We periodically get posts about people's tweets per day/month when they are high. Do those trackers include deleted tweets? That could really make an appreciable difference in Lucas' case.
EFNO is heading to the ‘states. Be interesting if Keffals goes with, hey?

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Let's hope they have a layover in like Miami or something where the Cubans will call you "maricòn" in the airport if you're Lucas type of gal. Would be good to see a tweet meltdown or (rainbow time) a "Ralph travel special" before he gets to the confines of California.
 
you gotta give it to keffals. i don't think i have the balls to constantly push and irritate an army's worth of people that constantly know where i'm staying and could jump on me at any moment. at the very least its admirable.
Dude, don't be retarded. People just want to laugh at him and/or expose him for the mentally ill degenerate that he is. It's not like there's a pack of feral niggers going after him. No one is going to do shit to him.
 
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