Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Dread First]

This troon can't even smile right.
It just seems like he has shit perpetually stuck in his anus.
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Fat men everywhere reading this - if you're self conscious in any capacity, just remember that your smile will at least bring joy to another woman's heart (even if it's your mother, grandmother, sister, or whatever other female family member you have). You may have a face that only a mother could love, but Keffals will forever remain alone and loveless. This isn't a smile born of contentment and gratitude, nor is it a smile of amusement. Hell, I can't even call this a psychopathic AGP smirk because at least tranny faggots like Yaniv, Gibes, and Mulvaney at least puff out their man tits loud and proud while bellowing about their am holes.

This is the type of smile that a self-conscious fat man puts on in front of a camera to try and look "half-way" presentable, but then it backfires horribly because of poor hygiene, poor dress, poor lighting, and other such self-evident examples of an utter lack of self-care. This is the type of smile that barely masks ulterior motive (if at all). I shall take my trash cans and rainbow stickers now.

 

[Billie's Blues]

I just managed to listen to that old clip of Keffals and it's interesting. I think how he speaks now is more his normal voice, tbh, and that was his pre-surgery attempt at "womanvoice", ie. faggy lisp etc. After the surgery, in all his delusional hubris, he wrongly thought he didn't need to bother faking it at all... so we get that godawful teenage boy voice.

A complete fucking loser on all counts, isn't he.

 

[TheRetardKing]

I bet Keffals' favorite video game growing up was this. Your going to need an NES emulator to run this.

 

[Angry Nipple]

you gotta give it to keffals. i don't think i have the balls to constantly push and irritate an army's worth of people that constantly know where i'm staying and could jump on me at any moment. at the very least its admirable.

It’s not because he’s ballsy. It’s because he’s retarded and he knows a good portion of his followers are also retards who will blindly take his word and do his bidding for him. There is absolutely no nuance or strategy with Keffals. He says whatever comes to his mind without regard for any possible consequences. Hence, all the deleted tweets, messages, and backtracking.

Kiwifarms is also like a penis: poke it, and it will rise up against you, but settle back down if left alone.

If you keep toying with it, however, you will unleash all the little farmers upon yourself and they will be all up in your business everywhere.

Kiwifarms is the best of both worlds.

Does this mean Kiwi Farms is a hermaphrodite?

 

[A Sunset]

LOL, Lucas’s fans are confusedly talking about how the scary Faggot Farms are back up, even though Lucas said it was dead! ”ImHeckinTired” is LITERALLY scared and shaking rn.

Shadow25 is letting everyone know that Josh is a Chad who made his own fucking DDoS protection after Cloudflare shit the bed. I get the feeling Shadow25 might be a Kiwi Farmer Fucking with them, lmao.

Strange, Lucas hasn’t responded to this frightened groomed child? Doesn’t he have anything to say to his followers about why Caring Farms is still up, despite proclaiming it dead 30 times?

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[Baraadmirer]

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LOL, Lucas’s fans are confusedly talking about how the scary Faggot Farms are back up, even though Lucas said it was dead! ”ImHeckinTired” is LITERALLY scared and shaking rn.

Shadow25 is letting everyone know that Josh is a Chad who made his own fucking DDoS protection after Cloudflare shit the bed. I get the feeling Shadow25 might be a Kiwi Farmer Fucking with them, lmao.

Strange, Lucas hasn’t responded to this frightened groomed child? Doesn’t he have anything to say to his followers about why Caring Farms is still up, despite proclaiming it dead 30 times?

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This child is probably already blocked by Keffals by this point for bringing up the-site-that-must-not-be-named.

 

[Something Awful]

Keffals' tweets today are somewhat more unhinged than usual, I think he may be inebriated.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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Oh this is rich. Nigger, you and your kind can't stop yourselves from fleeing in terror anytime John Money is brought up. You'd explode into flames if anyone tried delving into the German connection with you in a debate.

Someone should ask him his opinion on Helmutt Kentlers experiments. Then again I doubt he has an opinion because he's as fucking shallow as he is bald.
If he knew he'd probably approve.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Fat men everywhere reading this - if you're self conscious in any capacity, just remember that your smile will at least bring joy to another woman's heart (even if it's your mother, grandmother, sister, or whatever other female family member you have). You may have a face that only a mother could love, but Keffals will forever remain alone and loveless. This isn't a smile born of contentment and gratitude, nor is it a smile of amusement. Hell, I can't even call this a psychopathic AGP smirk because at least tranny faggots like Yaniv, Gibes, and Mulvaney at least puff out their man tits loud and proud while bellowing about their am holes.

This is the type of smile that a self-conscious fat man puts on in front of a camera to try and look "half-way" presentable, but then it backfires horribly because of poor hygiene, poor dress, poor lighting, and other such self-evident examples of an utter lack of self-care. This is the type of smile that barely masks ulterior motive (if at all). I shall take my trash cans and rainbow stickers now.

The positive of being a fat man, or a single man, or a man in general is the fact that you are not Keffals nor are you any one of his sewer-dwelling tranny friends---you don't need to cut your dick off, groom and drug children, and cry on the internet for victimbux to feel good about yourself.

At least you aren't Keffals, who will ultimately join the 41% once he realizes everyone's sympathy has run out and nobody cares what he has to say. The tipping point will be when he doesn't even have enough engagement to ratio even the most basic of bullshit.

 

[Piss Bear]

Apologies if this was shared before but I saw this being shared on fedi and apparently Keffals is down bad for some YouTube views

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Yeah this is late, but do you know how keffals defended himself for this?
"Uhmmm I'm literally just promoting my YouTube content like any other YouTuber? You guys are weird for getting upset at this" and his followers ate it up like they do all the shit that comes out of his mouth. They even repeated that point, "She's just promoting her videos stop being so weird about it" but I guess these retards are illiterate, so they need to have the weird part of his message highlighted.


That's (obviously) not a normal thing a person would ask of their fans. That's desperation. Trying to game the algorithm won't make your videos any more entertaining to the average viewer.

Also by the way if you need proof of the fans being utterly braindead you can find it under this spoiler.

Spoiler: Cope

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And the fans gather 'round to lick their Queen Keff-ahl's crotch wound.

I find his fans scrambling to defend him far more entertaining than keffals at this point, tbh.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

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LOL, Lucas’s fans are confusedly talking about how the scary Faggot Farms are back up, even though Lucas said it was dead! ”ImHeckinTired” is LITERALLY scared and shaking rn.

Shadow25 is letting everyone know that Josh is a Chad who made his own fucking DDoS protection after Cloudflare shit the bed. I get the feeling Shadow25 might be a Kiwi Farmer Fucking with them, lmao.

Strange, Lucas hasn’t responded to this frightened groomed child? Doesn’t he have anything to say to his followers about why Caring Farms is still up, despite proclaiming it dead 30 times?

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Lucas has moved to the “na na na, I can’t hear you” stage of the campaign. Truly the Pee Wee Herman of troons.

 

[DAS RITE]

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LOL, Lucas’s fans are confusedly talking about how the scary Faggot Farms are back up, even though Lucas said it was dead! ”ImHeckinTired” is LITERALLY scared and shaking rn.

Shadow25 is letting everyone know that Josh is a Chad who made his own fucking DDoS protection after Cloudflare shit the bed. I get the feeling Shadow25 might be a Kiwi Farmer Fucking with them, lmao.

Strange, Lucas hasn’t responded to this frightened groomed child? Doesn’t he have anything to say to his followers about why Caring Farms is still up, despite proclaiming it dead 30 times?

Archive - Link

Imagine being scared of a gossip website LMAO

 

[One87five0]

Am I the only one who's skeptical of Lucas claiming to be a former heroin addict? Pills, I believe, but heroin? He rarely leaves the house and doesn't strike me as someone who possesses even an ounce of street smarts, so I can't picture him pacing around a park somewhere in London, Ontario waiting for his connect to show up. I CAN picture him nagging his mom for a ride to the pharmacy while she's midway through an episode of Downton Abbey though.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Hi lurkers, don't be afraid! We're the nicest people around. Many Kiwis doing community service and keeping the world a healthy and happy place. We are welcoming here unless you're a pedophile or zoophile.

 

[AnOminous]

Canada will also have its own drug approval and regulatory body.

I know that, I just don't trust them to do anything about a troon, Canada's Chosen People. I don't really trust the U.S. to either tbh.

 

[A Sunset]

Keffals' tweets today are somewhat more unhinged than usual, I think he may be inebriated.

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It’s clear that with Lucas’s bizarre ramblings about ferrets stealing his penis, he is likely hopped up on a cocktail of drugs and/or booze. I can’t recall what his drug of choice was at the moment, but given his similarities with Ethan Ralph he may well be popping Xanyberries.

Can you really blame him - his DropKiwiFarms campaign is a sputtering failure, he was humiliated and exposed by Destiny, Kiwis are shitting on him daily like nothing happened, his fans are asking where the GoFundMe money went….

And he’s a dickless Hunchback who now knows he’s literally malding. How scared Do you think he is to livestream now? It must be stupendously anxiety-inducing to know that people are screencapping your strangely balding head, LMFAO.

 

[Nigger Racism]

Yeah this is late, but do you know how keffals defended himself for this?
"Uhmmm I'm literally just promoting my YouTube content like any other YouTuber? You guys are weird for getting upset at this" and his followers ate it up like they do all the shit that comes out of his mouth. They even repeated that point, "She's just promoting her videos stop being so weird about it" but I guess these retards are illiterate, so they need to have the weird part of his message highlighted.
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That's (obviously) not a normal thing a person would ask of their fans. That's desperation. Trying to game the algorithm won't make your videos any more entertaining to the average viewer.

Also by the way if you need proof of the fans being utterly braindead you can find it under this spoiler.

Spoiler: Cope

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And the fans gather 'round to lick their Queen Keff-ahl's crotch wound.
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I find his fans scrambling to defend him far more entertaining than keffals at this point, tbh.

Crazy how none of his fans realize how bizzare it is that someone who trends on Twitter every other day and has articles written about him by mainstream media needs to beg people to put his videos on autoplay in the hope he can get 20k views on a good day
like, i know of some people who talk about some of the nichest of subjects on the planet with channels that mog his with no effort, knowing how terminally online some of his fans are, they probably know some too.
it's almost like Keffal's online presence is worthless no matter how much zog is pushing it down people's throat

 

[Octavia]

@siegemeister675 posted this one a couple pages back, I'm not sure it can be done any better.

as I scrolled past I thought this was Karl Pilkington for a second. lol.

 

[Something Awful]

Am I the only one who's skeptical of Lucas claiming to be a former heroin addict? Pills, I believe, but heroin? He rarely leaves the house and doesn't strike me as someone who possesses even an ounce of street smarts, so I can't picture him pacing around a park somewhere in London, Ontario waiting for his connect to show up. I CAN picture him nagging his mom for a ride to the pharmacy while she's midway through an episode of Downton Abbey though.

You can order drugs on the darkweb and get them via mail. Keffals knows all about that. He sponsored a site that teaches minors how to buy crypto and illegally source testestorone and HRT online, remember?

 

[Baraadmirer]

Was browsing tangentially-linked Twitter accounts to Keffals when I came across this. Accurate?