Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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RangerBoo said:
I've been around drug addicts. My town is full of them. I don't think Lucas abuses heroin. If he did he would be very tired all the time instead of up at odd hours of the day tweeting at detractors. He would also have moments of hyperactively too. What I think is that he is addicted to pain killers. The insomnia, cravings for junk food, paranoia and erratic mood swings are signs of pain killer addiction. It is not uncommon for troons who had the snip to abuse pain killers to cope with the pains of cutting your dick off. If he is abusing pain pills his blood pressure may be through the roof. The dumbass is probably going to tweet himself into a heart attack. Another thing he will have in common with Ralph.
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My city is full of homeless addicts (a problem that has only gotten worse, even despite there being more addiction help popping up in recent times... it's almost as if there's a connection) and I can definitely guarantee you that I can spot the difference between a hard drug addict (heroin, etc) and a pill addict (opioids, painkillers, etc.). On transit here, you often see people slumped over and sluggish and at times even using the train benches as a bed. Pill addicts on the other hand have that "airheaded" demeanour where their speech is rapid, and they're always on edge. I can definitely see Keffals as the latter.
 
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Keffals is so high off of copium right now.
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Piss Bear said:
Keffals is so high off of copium right now.
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Oh my god, this is great. He’s getting so defensive and incoherent, these are obviously his people And it’s getting to him. “What do yew want from me, just cuz I gave $500/mo to a WIKI designed to prey on children yer mad? Leave me alone bullies!” LOL, wtf? He must still be on pills/drunk or something.

They’re going to eat him alive. Keffal’s incoming cancellation will be sweet to me, like a juicy orange.

Much like he will never get back his hair, or his penis, Lucas will never get back the height of his “e-fame” again.
 
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Much like he will never get back his hair, or his penis, Lucas will never get back the height of his “e-fame” again.
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That part is what makes me laugh so fucking hard. Lucas had the likes of big tech, journoscum, corporations, the DNC, WEF and BlackRock all doing their damnedest to make Lucas become the new PewDiePie and the next big influencer for the kiddies. However, Lucas is so unlikable, so uncharismatic, so devoid of personality, devoid of charm, devoid of humor and doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut like a good little lap dog that all these powerful scum fucks are walking back their support of Lucas and trying to wipe their hands clean of him. To think that it would be a niche gossip site and a manlet cuck who would destroy the powers that be newest puppet. If that doesn't show that these shadow government organizations aren't filled with the most retarded people on the planet I don't know what will.
 
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Daniel Wallace said:
Matt does have far more to lose. His penis, for one. His hair. A real job.
This is too easy, it isn't even fun.
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And even if one were to read Baldy No-Balls' tweet totally straight... no fucking shit men with families like Walsh have more to lose than your bunch of childless, dickless, futureless hedonists, Lucas. :sighduck: That's precisely Walsh's raison d'etre here, you porn-sick moron.
 
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RangerBoo said:
I have noticed that quite a bit of people are making comments about how Lucas has the mentality of a insecure 14 year old 4chan user. From what I have read from studies by psychologists it is very common for sexual abuse victims to mentally stay at the age when the abuse happened. This is why victims units at police departments strongly recommend that victims immediately get psychiatric help or therapy with the hopes that the victim will come to terms with the abuse, begin to move on from the abuse and age correctly mentally. Lucas parents didn't do shit for him. No therapy, nothing. They instead let their son go back to talking to Reddit and Discord groomers which lead to him becoming a troon and chopping his dick off. What horrible, neglectful parents. I think it is safe to say that Lucas's father is burning in hell and one day soon Lucas's mother will join him.
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Isn’t Lucas around Null’s age as in late twenties to early thirties? Wasn’t he groomed on IRC chats and anime clubs that had Ranma 1/2 watch parties?
 
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HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Isn’t Lucas around Null’s age as in late twenties to early thirties? Wasn’t he groomed on IRC chats and anime clubs that had Ranma 1/2 watch parties?
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Yes, Lucas is 28 I believe. Also, Lucas was sexually abused and groomed from IRC chats. Lucas was groomed by another troon and his parents, instead of getting him the mental help he needed, decided to help their son also troon out and become just like his abuser. Talk about being failures as parents.
 
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That part is what makes me laugh so fucking hard. Lucas had the likes of big tech, journoscum, the DNC, WEF and BlackRock all doing their damnedest to make Lucas become the new PewDiePie and next big influencers for the kiddies. However, Lucas is so unlikable, so uncharismatic, so devoid of personality, devoid of charm, devoid of humor and doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut like a good little lap dog that all these powerful scum fucks are walking back their support of Lucas and trying to wipe their hands of him. To think that it would be a niche gossip site and a manlet cuck who would destroy the powers that be newest puppet. If that doesn't show that these shadow government organizations aren't filled with the most retarded people on the planet I don't know what will.
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Don't give him the satisfaction of inflating his importance just to dramaticize his downfall. In the last couple months I was asked unprompted by two (2) acquaintances what kiwifarms is, and after the QRD they both just said "Yeah that makes sense". Neither even mention Keffals by name. Nobody outside the farms and the bird app knows or cares about him, and most of us wouldn't either were it not for the mild inconvenience of having to use Tor instead of Brave for two weeks.

Within the context of the site he'll go down as the reason Josh updated the infrastructure one time in 2022, and in support groups ten years from now he'll be the reason some zoomers are infertile. Nobody else will remember.
 
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RangerBoo said:
Yes, Lucas is 28 I believe. Also, Lucas was sexually abused and groomed from IRC chats. Lucas was groomed by another troon and his parents, instead of getting him the mental help he needed, decided to help their son also troon out and become just like his abuser. Talk about being failures as parents.
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Wasn’t he the child of a divorce? I thought his dad basically was dying and it was an attempt, in his cancer riddled brain, to try to be with his son before he died because Lucas already was on hormones and did porn at 17 prior to the T-girl shit at 18.

Is that a common denominator among trannies? I know absentee father is and that Null is only with us because his swamp family slapped the autism out of him.
Psychotic women seem to be like a dirty bomb in terms of how they pollute everyone around them. How crazy Keffal’s mother? I know she snuggled him like Barb after Lucas got his axe wound, anything else?
 
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HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Wasn’t he the child of a divorce? I thought his dad basically was dying and it was an attempt, in his cancer riddled brain, to try to be with his son before he died because Lucas already was on hormones and did porn at 17 prior to the T-girl shit at 18.

Is that a common denominator among trannies? I know absentee father is and that Null is only with us because his swamp family slapped the autism out of him.
Psychotic women seem to be like a dirty bomb in terms of how they pollute everyone around them. How crazy Keffal’s mother? I know she snuggled him like Barb after Lucas got his axe wound, anything else?
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It would probably be best if you read the posts that @Otm Shank, who was once Lucas's friend, has to say about that months ago. According to him, Lucas's parents were very distant with him throughout his life. They basically let him do whatever he wanted with no discipline. His mom is apparently overbearing and would put Lucas, his brother and their father down a lot. When Lucas trooned out she became more supportive and tentative towards him. Given the fact that she is also a raving Leftist like Lucas she probably, like most Leftist mothers, wanted to have a "special child" that made her stand out from all the other mothers. We are all products of our environments and Lucas did not have a good one. His parents are to blame for that.
 
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