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i know this isn’t Kevvie, you can tell but the fact this person used negative words to describe hisHope this hasn't been posted. Just saw it on Twitter.
edit: this was supposed to go in the slideshows thread. Sorry about that.
If this was kevvie it would be something like;
“Hecking Gosh, I got discharged from the hospital and got to see my vag in bright light for the Hecking first time.
I was gender euphoric looking at it, i actually said “Godess” when l lowered the mirror to see it

It looked like it was designed by Mother Nature herself, I had no problem finding the hole and the dilation technician clapped and said it was the most beautiful thing she’s ever seen, and when I stuck my dainty finger in, it felt Kashmir Chinchilla fur mixed with pudding.
I know that most neovags Look Hecking awesome but mine really is like 120% better than most. Like I don’t even get how we are not just giving these wholesome AF things to any child who walks into a CVS.
I was so euphoric on the 4 hour drive home back to the ranch I had to have a cry, I’m such a valid woman and I feel bad for all the cis whores who can’t be as big as a goddess as me.
I know my vag is amazing because the surgeon, consultants, 8 or 9 students, all the lab techs and nurses said so! They wouldn’t all lie to me and say it looks great to avoid A medical malpractice lawsuit… Right? Doctors are my friend right guys?
Anyway, gonna lock this thread now, had to block chain a few other accounts and now apparently I’ve blocked more people than the country of Luxenberg has people. “
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