Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[AnOminous]

Lol at the skincare attempt also, nothing short of a sandblasting would remove Kev's craters, there's simply no hope for anything weaker.

Dude makes Danny Trejo's skin look like the skin on a baby's ass.

 

[Moon Cricket]

https://kiwifarms.st/account/invitations/list

The normoids must be converted.

The dude is over 50 and a genuine massive conspiracy theorist (you will live in the pod, you will eat the bugs, you will own nothing and you will be happy).
I assume he already belongs to a website that caters to his… eccentricities.
I did regale him with some of my favourite Kev Tales though.

 

[Great Monkey King]

Lol I never realised before how much Kev must heavily rely on his nasty, ratty pony tail to be the most feminine thing about him. No wonder he's never seen without the thing hanging limply over his shoulder. Forgive my shitty 2 minutes in Paint but with the removal of his rat's tail this can be taken as absolutely nothing other than a photo of a balding middle aged man. Being shirtless also shows how wide his line backer shoulders are, just a vast expanse of flabby, saggy man fat. Lol at the skincare attempt also, nothing short of a sandblasting would remove Kev's craters, there's simply no hope for anything weaker.
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Are low ponytails considered superfem or something now? Because there was a post on the Tranny Sideshow about a guy that “dressed fem” in a skirt and a low pony and ???? A low ponytail to me is how all the guys with long hair wore it when they didn’t know what else to do with it. Maybe manbuns eroded that but everytime I see a tranny with a low ponytail, it just reinforces the “unkempt male likely with poor personal hygiene” stereotype in my head.

 

[AnOminous]

A low ponytail to me is how all the guys with long hair wore it when they didn’t know what else to do with it.

Pulling it back like that also accentuates as well as accelerates the male pattern baldness, helping the troon out with the malding part of a troon's daily seething and malding.

 

[Aria]

I love just how made everyone in this thread and normies reconsider singing up for the organ donation registry.like imagine being so fucking gross you make others reconsider their choices.

 

[Lurk]

Are low ponytails considered superfem or something now? Because there was a post on the Tranny Sideshow about a guy that “dressed fem” in a skirt and a low pony and ???? A low ponytail to me is how all the guys with long hair wore it when they didn’t know what else to do with it. Maybe manbuns eroded that but everytime I see a tranny with a low ponytail, it just reinforces the “unkempt male likely with poor personal hygiene” stereotype in my head.

No you're right, that's what makes it so hilarious. There's nothing feminine at all about Kev's ponytail style yet it's the only thing he's got to display in order to try and convince the average person that he's a true and honest woman. Like someone else said, it's clear he strategically places it to the forefront. I bet the motherfucker panics whenever the wind blows it back over his huge shoulder. He obviously thinks that long hair = woman and as long as his skinny shaved cat's tail is hanging down near his massive face, he automatically passes 100%. In reality the low pony is still very much the lazy dude's choice, especially when styled the way Kev wears it, which is to say not styled whatsoever. I'd absolutely fucking die happy if Kev attempted a high ponytail, a classic girly style which he would pull off even worse thanks to his true and honest male pattern baldness. He'd look like Bryleigh Moderator and I am so here for it.

 

[AnOminous]

In reality the low pony is still very much the lazy dude's choice, especially when styled the way Kev wears it, which is to say not styled whatsoever.

It's pretty standard for low effort troons like this that even when they do something, usually the lowest effort possible thing, to look like women, they do it in exactly the way a low quality mediocre dude would do it. Every male hippie in the world had that shit and has for decades.

It's just amazing being willing to mutilate your body forever and then put not the slightest effort into being remotely feminine after getting permanently maimed.

 

[FinnSven]

Are low ponytails considered superfem or something now? Because there was a post on the Tranny Sideshow about a guy that “dressed fem” in a skirt and a low pony and ???? A low ponytail to me is how all the guys with long hair wore it when they didn’t know what else to do with it. Maybe manbuns eroded that but everytime I see a tranny with a low ponytail, it just reinforces the “unkempt male likely with poor personal hygiene” stereotype in my head.

Yep, pony tails became the only acceptable long male hairstyle in the 90s. Once the 80s and hair metal was over, and Kurt Cobain and grunge encouraged everyone to not wash their hair or clothes, ponytails were in!

White dreadlocks were a thing for a bit too. I am surprised that kevvie and the tranchers haven’t all got dreads as some kind of “marginalized group solidarity” excuse for not having hot or running water on the tranch.

 

[Shrekking Crew]

Lol and of course it circles back to feminine pissing noises god dammit troons.

 

[In the Sick of It]

Kevin just wanted to bring his shit-eating boyfriend a snack when he peeled that sticker off the bathroom stall. He then realized he could also up his clout with The Cool Kids by promoting shoplifting, while always paying full price for useless toys.

 

[Simon]

Kevin just wanted to bring his shit-eating boyfriend a snack when he peeled that sticker off the bathroom stall. He then realized he could also up his clout with The Cool Kids by promoting shoplifting, while always paying full price for useless toys.

The ultimate consoomer whore promoting shoplifting. Sure, Jan.

 

[Faglock Holmes]

I can't believe I haven't been able to keep up with Kevin for some weeks now. Damn you, Keffals. I had to go outside and do shit for once. Guess I have some catch-up to do...

Kevin acting like a nervous 14 year old that stole their first keychain from Hot Topic.
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Kevin remains as Kevin is. He should have at least taken some Yugioh cards as well, or something.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

What the fuck is a "block chain" in the context they are using it in?

 

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What the fuck is a "block chain" in the context they are using it in?

In Twitter circles, it means to block people in a chain sequence, usually blocking anyone who follows an account you also blocked. I believe Kevin has done this with two degrees as separation (blocking people who followed people who follow a person he blocked). He's really that sensitive.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

A based work colleague of mine was telling me about a twlife he saw about some “mentally ill sick fuck” who was bragging about getting a vaginal canal made out of a dead persons skin…. and I was like “Kevin?

Imagine how Kevin's Mom feels every day of her life when she remembers her baby boy got his dick cut off and - instead of starting a career and getting married and giving you grandchildren - he's an internet pervert with no dick now.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Hope this hasn't been posted. Just saw it on Twitter.

edit: this was supposed to go in the slideshows thread. Sorry about that.

 

[Oxyjen]

Hope this hasn't been posted. Just saw it on Twitter.
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Jesus.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Hope this hasn't been posted. Just saw it on Twitter.
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edit: this was supposed to go in the slideshows thread. Sorry about that.

I wonder if this guy was someone who was encouraged and urged to transition by Kevryn? Perhaps he saw Kevryn's legendary tweet that so many troons cite as the moment they realized that they too should embrace hormone therapy and surgical butchery.

You'd think that someone whose own surgery has been a total failure wouldn't be so eager to ensnare others into making the same mistake. And you'd be wrong. Because Kevryn is a sociopath -- a sociopath who would rather ensnare others into sharing his misery than to do the decent thing and warn them of the objectively dire consequences of GRS.

 

[Friend Drazha]

Hope this hasn't been posted. Just saw it on Twitter.
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edit: this was supposed to go in the slideshows thread. Sorry about that.

*Bass Beat*

Another one bites the dust...

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

In Twitter circles, it means to block people in a chain sequence, usually blocking anyone who follows an account you also blocked. I believe Kevin has done this with two degrees as separation (blocking people who followed people who follow a person he blocked). He's really that sensitive.

Holy fucking hell.. The levels of pitifulness and cope are literally off the charts with this!
Also another retarded SM thing that I feel stupider for knowing about...