Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

Fun to know Kevin is somehow still upset about a breakup with a prostitute.
When you think about it, anyone willing to have sex with Kevin without complaining is his dating pool. That means it's probably less than 20 people on the planet at any given time, so I think losing ANY option is kind of bad.

Are fellow autists who share similar fetishes to you as well as similar toy collecting hobbies a dime a dozen? Maybe to the normal funko pop virgin, but not to the chad hoarding salamander.

Coming from the man who
Yeah, it's because Kevin is ACTUALLY mentally 3-5, he is literally a little forced to adapt to this cruel cruel world. The rest of us who don't wear diapers and RP as toddlers don't know the pain.

The same species that is capable of crafting metal into a machine that can transmit pictures near-instantaneously while being slammed into an asteroid millions of miles away has brought forth useless degenerates like Kev whose prefrontal cortex isn't capable of questioning his own fetishistic delusions long enough to dissuade him from self-mutilation.
The bell curve dips both ways. Most people are in between and there's still a lot of people who aren't totally exceptional on the other side of degenerates. For every retard who removes himself from the genepool we have others who may or may not have kids but contribute to life meaningfully. It just feels like the tards are bigger since our brain grabs on well to negative experiences.

Why can't they just source the alloderm from dead trannies?
They are 100% woman after all.

He really must have an inability to see himself?

His brain has to have a strongly ingrained set of mental gymnastics to see himself as attractive.
My guesses? One is the classic. Another is that having the lucky charms of your fetish is more important than anything else, like a shoe fetishist who NEEDS the shoe more than he does the leg it's on and can bust a nut only to it. Kevvie might be the same but with magical woman words and the idea of taking estrogen his talisman thanks to him jerking off to transformation so much. Lastly, Narcius is just enjoying his reflection.

He literally thinks he can gasslight everyone into thinking he's semi passable. The guys a fucking psychopath.
I just see him as a manchild who never grew up past elementary/middle school and can beg the teacher to make the kids stop calling him things he doesn't like and only things he does like. Psychopaths tend to be shallow though, so not really much difference.

He's not the first. All these totalitarians are the same, blasphemy was viewed the same way, as "violence" because it would undermine faith which would lead to eternal damnation. Kevin's just repeating the same tropes that everyone who has wanted to silence speech has always said.
I love you. Remember that. No homo. :heart-full:

Kevin is amusing since he is too dense to ever dress up his "ow ow you're hurting me" with anything but the bare minimum.

He admits at times that all he really wants is to have to not think at all, just be placed in a pod and allowed to experience favorable emotions.
It sounds like a hell I couldn't stomach. I can only be thankful that most humans see the futility of that and the negatives that would bring beyond "man I wish I could sit at home and do nothing right now" type wishful thinking.

If I end up stitched in some tranny crotch I will make sure to give him mold infection and cancer
Holding grudges is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die: but in this case, it might actually work. :story:

What a fucking dickhead. Also lol, man-hands.
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>Buys a shitton of toys
>Begs for money
>Doesn't even steal his own toys from the wal*mart because even he knows he can't run and is too fucking obvious of a sight that he couldn't sneak.
>Took a sticker down when they can reprint them every day for a year for less than his transformers habit and tell some guy to replace it immediatly
>might have taken it on camera adding him to a list of people they watch

What a story, Kev. :story: I can imagine all the excuses he'd put out for his buying habits (hasbros already own my soul, I'm paying artists, I can't steal this from online, we live in an unjust society because the government can't give us all 100000$ a year) that don't include "workers deserved to be paid for their work even if it is exploitative".

I just realised it said 2nd neovagina. At some point death must be a mercy.
There are worse fates than being a virgin. This is one of them.

Wait... if Kev's an anarchist, then he wouldn't want other anarchists to get fucked over by getting arrested for shoplifting. Does he realize how counterproductive this is?
From my little exposure I've had to them, anarchist who know things don't post shit like this online. He's just copying other kewl kidz stickin' it to the man for goodboy points and take some revenge out on the world, not helping out people.
 
Also, the fact that queers still don't realize that they're tools for big pharma is really funny. Literally taking a drug just because it's the ~queer~ thing to do.
Corporations have been taking advantage of minorities or any vulnerable groups since the start of time. Suprised how many LGBT people are anti-corporation or even anti-capitalist but side a blind eye for pharma. Like, I get it that they're giving you the meds you want; the pharma gives me meds to keep my depression at bay, but they're doing it for money, not you.
 
Oh no the thread was featured, no wonder there are so many new pages... welcome, I guess?

I'm not sure if this was posted yet, but behold. Kevin did some skincare for once.
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Him not wearing a shirt ironically makes him look more like a man. Men tend to go shirtless to feel comfortable and Kev has no boobs to be seen. They are saggier than an elderly woman's tits.
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Lol I never realised before how much Kev must heavily rely on his nasty, ratty pony tail to be the most feminine thing about him. No wonder he's never seen without the thing hanging limply over his shoulder. Forgive my shitty 2 minutes in Paint but with the removal of his rat's tail this can be taken as absolutely nothing other than a photo of a balding middle aged man. Being shirtless also shows how wide his line backer shoulders are, just a vast expanse of flabby, saggy man fat. Lol at the skincare attempt also, nothing short of a sandblasting would remove Kev's craters, there's simply no hope for anything weaker.
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Usually when I try to talk about anyone from the Farms in real life I quickly realize I've made a mistake. The exception would be when someone hits the mainstream news cycle like Yaniv did.
I actively attempt to avoid talking about Farms stuff with anyone other than people who are already initiated, who I'm always on the lookout for. I heard someone I know use the acronym "DSP" the other day, and had to ask them a couple of clarifying questions to make sure they weren't discussing our DSP (they weren't).
 
KF was down when Kevie made his necrophiliac zombievag disclosure public to twitter.
I actually found out about it through zuckerbook, where common people were horrified.

Kev's severed nerves may never wake up, but the normies are waking up and hitting peak trans.
Ironically, KF has little to with it.
Degenerates like Kev are doing it all by their own indiscretion.
 
Lol I never realised before how much Kev must heavily rely on his nasty, ratty pony tail to be the most feminine thing about him. No wonder he's never seen without the thing hanging limply over his shoulder. Forgive my shitty 2 minutes in Paint but with the removal of his rat's tail this can be taken as absolutely nothing other than a photo of a balding middle aged man.
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Yep, this is easily one of the funniest easy things to do to Kevin's selfies if the rattail is in the right place. If it wasn't for his piercings he'd look like some stereotypical average 45 year old male accountant or something.

It's always there unnaturally so you know he's specifically putting it into the frame, it's hilarious. I don't fault Kevin for being a little self-conscious about his hair, not everyone can grow nice long hair (not that he takes the care steps) and he's clearly prematurely balding. But it's still funny how his entire "gender expression" comes down to that rattail and tweeting about being a slut.
 
I missed kev. He is my favorite freak. He is just so consistently revolting! I still laugh thinking about that time he went to some furry convention in an inflation fetish shirt with his two """"girlfriends"""" wedge and neck. They dropped him off at some elderly furry fetishists room where he watched Saturday morning cartoons and ate cereal while they did unspeakable sex acts to each other somewhere else lmao. What a fat bag of wet oatmeal this faggot is.
 
A based work colleague of mine was telling me about a tweet he saw about some “mentally ill sick fuck” who was bragging about getting a vaginal canal made out of a dead persons skin…. and I was like “Kevin?!”.

Kevin has officially permeated into my IRL working environment and I do not know how I feel about this.
 
A based work colleague of mine was telling me about a tweet he saw about some “mentally ill sick fuck” who was bragging about getting a vaginal canal made out of a dead persons skin…. and I was like “Kevin?!”.

Kevin has officially permeated into my IRL working environment and I do not know how I feel about this.
proud that our best agent continues to yield gains against the tranny menace?
 
As I was googling alloderm the People Also Search For suggestion included “Which side of alloderm goes down” 😱 Redoubling my efforts to avoid plastic surgery.
This is actually a pretty interesting note, though:
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Procedure for determining orientation
To determine proper orientation once the graft has been rehydrated, add a drop of
blood to both sides of the graft and rinse with rehydration solution. The dermal side will
have a bloody appearance, whereas the basement membrane side will appear pink.
I guarantee you have now learned more about Alloderm than Kevin will ever bother to.
 
there was a brief period of time where the internet was finally popular enough to be accessible to the everyman, including millenial & zoomer youth, but social media had not yet come about to blur the lines between construct & reality. Creating a completely artificial self in a game or on a forum was common practice, especially among groups like furries.

Then Myspace paved the way for Facebook & all subsequent sites, blurring the lines between online identity & real self. People raised on creating an artificial self would now need to make a decision if they were to participate in the modern internet- abandon the artificial self, or let it bleed into the offline world by asserting it there.

A based work colleague of mine was telling me about a tweet he saw about some “mentally ill sick fuck” who was bragging about getting a vaginal canal made out of a dead persons skin…. and I was like “Kevin?!”.

Kevin has officially permeated into my IRL working environment and I do not know how I feel about this.
What if the real dimensional merge was the cataclysmic merging of the internet and real life friends we made along the way?
 
proud that our best agent continues to yield gains against the tranny menace?

Only death and taxes are supposedly certain in life but I can avoid taxes, medicine gets better and better so maybe death can be avoided but at this point I feel certain that kevin will never not be a degen. Can always count on him and the Tranch to bring the heat contentwise. This new saga is great and I cannot wait to see him become the dark necro-witch of the wastes zombie amhole dripping with 'moisture' and dressed like a 40 year old man who shops at a teenage girls store.

Fuck TV this is waaaaay better though if anyone is gonna make a tranch tv show it needs to be the guys behind paradise pd. Dusty marlowe turns into kevin so easily....:)
 
A based work colleague of mine was telling me about a tweet he saw about some “mentally ill sick fuck” who was bragging about getting a vaginal canal made out of a dead persons skin…. and I was like “Kevin?!”.

Kevin has officially permeated into my IRL working environment and I do not know how I feel about this.
The normoids must be converted.
 
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