Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[themasterlurker]

This is my favorite, Is that his full name as his Twitter handle?
Like bro, just take the L and move on.
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Like a gambling addict the next one will be the jackpot, just 1 more roll of the dice.

Anyway I'm veering off of Keffals and into a different topic right now. I can't imagine much else happening anyway until Rekieta's latenight stream when he'll read the complaints off, at which point you can probably look out for Enny throwing a fit trying to organize a report campaign against the stream like they did during Destiny's manifesto.

Giving information to a party and knowing it gives it to another party isn't illegal though

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Lucas didn’t buy a house. $100k wouldn’t even buy a crack den full of indian men on skid row.

Regardless. People charge an arm and a leg for renting a house, apartment, or condo these days. Even if he went either of those routes he'd need a decent job.

 

[Billie's Blues]

I like how Lucas made fun of Tim Pool's baldness just as clear signs of hairloss were manifesting for himself. Another delusion: thinking, as a male, taking estrogen will be a shield against baldness.

Minor PL, when I was a hairdresser I saw the gamut of female hairloss. Mostly it happens in women post-menopause with occasional sad cases younger due to imbalances, PCOS, etc. The hairloss pattern will generally express to a lesser degree absent testosterone, and often in a more diffuse fashion rather than bald spots and temporal recession (the diff between female and male pattern, although there's some overlap). But, it happens, and this is to ACTUAL FEMALES, not some castrated male popping synthetic estrogen pills that are almost certainly becoming less effective year upon year.

It looks on the pics of him aged 15 or so, he was already thinning at the temples a little. IMO, he would've been quite a bit balder than his half-balding dad was.

His hair has been living on borrowed time! I really do have all sympathy for actual ladies suffering hair issues, but this rodent? LOL!!!!

 

[White Pride Worldwide]

Imagine playing victim and getting 100k for "taking down kiwifarms" but it only lasted like a couple weeks.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

My favorite part is that these morons are convinced these are grounds to appeal their complaint. Yet again they fail to understand the real world doesn't follow internet rules and the state bar doesn't give a shit about DOXXXXXING

State Bar associations have serious shit to deal with, not wasting time coddling a bunch of malding trannies. The troons would understand that if they weren’t terminally online retards.

 

[Florence]

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The fuck is he wearing? What a picture. Two physically disabled retards, one using a crutch while the other swaddled itself in bad fashion sense.

My favourite part of the photo has got to be the bloke in the background who’s obviously completely bemused by the whole thing.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Was it Caraballo (whatever the name of the lawyer troon that plays anthropomorphic appliances for Maytag adverts in his spare time is) that first told the zoomies to report Nick to the bar?

I'm pretty sure that he was, but I forget if they bothered to mention what the consequences of filing a true and honest report with the bar would be, because they should know that the address of the complainants would get sent to the complainee.

I guess it's pretty based that the troon lawyer convinced a bunch of other troons to dox themselves for absolutely no payoff, requiring zero effort from any of us, I just hope none of the zoomies feel duped by this.

It's almost like the lawyers professional responsibility board is there to investigate claims of actual legal malpractice by lawyers against their clients, not to act as the legal equivalent of a wendy's manager for twitter zoomies run to when anyone with a bar card hurts their fee-fees.

Nobody would've known who any of these people are out of the ocean of Troon Twitter unless they signed the complaints with their Twitter alias (which would also be funny). Instead they out themselves in threads like those, announcing to the world that they are one of the 45. Almost like they do it on purpose for attention and praise.

 

[grapeshark77]

I didn't realize Twitchcon was this weekend, it's going to be incredibly awkward when Keffals tries to meet everyone if he actually shows up. The inevitable Lucas/Hasan selfie will be hilarious.

 

[A Sunset]

I didn't realize Twitchcon was this weekend, it's going to be incredibly awkward when Keffals tries to meet everyone if he actually shows up. The inevitable Lucas/Hasan selfie will be hilarious.

I can already see the new hunchback photos in my mind. It reminds me of looking forward to live events with Ethan Ralph, because he would inevitably have hilarious photos of his fat body and gunt, like AFPACIII.

Seeing Lucas IRL with no filters will be a fucking treat, get ready for more bald spots, massive humps, sagging gut, and comparisons to nearby natal women, lmfao. Perhaps we'll even get some candid cam footage of the ogre.

Isn't Hassan short? Lucas might tower over him.

 

[One87five0]

Lucas announcing to the whole world that he's attending twitchcon was beyond retarded. For one thing, he can't even pretend he's still scared for his life when anyone can look up the venue and know exactly where he'll be. For another thing, the San Diego PD aren't nearly as nice as the mounties or the PSNI. By announcing his plans, he's inviting more fuckery from unhinged retards, and SDPD absolutely will point assault rifles at him if some mongoloid decides to swat him or the venue.

An intelligent, sane person would show up to the con unannounced and wouldn't post anything about it until after they were already long gone.

On the bright side, Little Italy is within walking distance of the San Diego Convention Center, so Luke will have an opportunity to really get in touch with his roots before heading back to Tranada.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Imagine playing victim and getting 100k for "taking down kiwifarms" but it only lasted like a couple weeks.

How much money did Vordrak waste trying to take KF down?

 

[Something Awful]

lol @ Keffals' clickbait efforts to promote his shitty channel. WOW this interview is so INSANE! You won't BELIEVE what happens!

Except the content is shit. Most of the time it's just him going "holy shit, wow, what?! wow, no... ohoho, pffft, what?!" in his stuttery manner. Or just silently watching as the video plays. He has no insights, nothing witty, informative or even coherent to say. All his comments are trite, and his voice is unpleasant. No one outside his troon community has anything to gain by watching this.

Or maybe he just need to add some arrows to his video thumbnails and the channel will take off!

 

[Dread First]

"Kiwi Farms Always Wins" is too white trash for my taste, but I couldn't come up with a phrase similar to "Can't Mossad the Assad." Will this low-effort shitpost suffice?
(Special credit to the guy who made the meme on the bottom right that I snagged; "The face Digibro sees in his nightmares" is the only quote I could find before hitting a 404 page for the sauce).

 

[AltisticRight]

These ugly eunuchs in dresses are beyond retarded. I'm pretty sure when one files a PUBLIC complaint, all the information is PUBLIC.

Don't want your names and addresses out there? Maybe don't try to ruin a father of 5's life you autogynephilic spayed sickos. Also stay away from children.

I love how these far left mongs go to the boots of the biggest private corporations when their feelings are hurt.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

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House? Nigga, how the fuck you buying a house in bloody Leafland? Unless all that GoFundMe money is going to it, I don’t see how Lucas could get a house. Banks aren’t giving some shitass Twitch streamer with likely shit credit a big loan.
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Wasn't he crying about how 100k Canada fantasy money is not enough to buy a house just a few days/weeks ago???

 

[Bittah Pupil]

Wasn't he crying about how 100k Canada fantasy money is not enough to buy a house just a few days/weeks ago???

Lucas is moving to a new place which he claims to have paid a year’s worth of rent in advance. He’s not buying a home lmao.

 

[Convery§]

Lucas is moving to a new place which he claims to have paid a year’s worth of rent in advance.

Wow, that reminds me of a grifter a couple of years ago. When outed the dude bought a car "for his mom" with all the funds and then posted his bank-statement along with a post about how he'd love to refund / donate to charity but that he's now broke. Anyone remember the name? Lucas might be taking notes =P

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Lucas announcing to the whole world that he's attending twitchcon was beyond retarded. For one thing, he can't even pretend he's still scared for his life when anyone can look up the venue and know exactly where he'll be. For another thing, the San Diego PD aren't nearly as nice as the mounties or the PSNI. By announcing his plans, he's inviting more fuckery from unhinged retards, and SDPD absolutely will point assault rifles at him if some mongoloid decides to swat him or the venue.

An intelligent, sane person would show up to the con unannounced and wouldn't post anything about it until after they were already long gone.

On the bright side, Little Italy is within walking distance of the San Diego Convention Center, so Luke will have an opportunity to really get in touch with his roots before heading back to Tranada.

Lucas wants something to go down. Then he can cry about it on stream and grift another trip to see the ugly mick tranny off his clueless catboys.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Can we have a poll for what's funnier: completely bald Keffals or Balding fivehead Keffals.

My vote is for balding fivehead. It's just far more pathetic.

 

[Barry McKockner]

Can we have a poll for what's funnier: completely bald Keffals or Balding fivehead Keffals.

My vote is for balding fivehead. It's just far more pathetic.

balding five head. completely bald keffals liable to lie and say it's from chemo or some shit to get those victim buxxx