Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

Anaiah Carlson said:
Na. Its got some really cool features like sound clips where you can see a bunch of random women doing specific sexy trends. And even non porn stars doing the sexy stuff.

I got this program that lets me download tiktok videos in mass. I have almost 1 tb of tiktok videos. Most tiktok videos are only a few mb long so gives you an idea of how many tiktok vids i am archiving for later. Its an addiction but its fun.
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One day, you're gonna be on a date with this girl you really like, dinner at your place, cuddling on the couch, that sort of thing. Then you'll have to go take a shit, and while you're in there doing your fifteen minute penance, she's gonna get curious and look at your phone.

She will find your TB of borderline softcore porn of women doing stupid shit like farting in lycra.

Obsession is unhealthy. Just do regular pornhub like everyone else does. Much easier to explain away and most women just go, oh, ok, cool.
 
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One day, you're gonna be on a date with this girl you really like, dinner at your place, cuddling on the couch, that sort of thing. Then you'll have to go take a shit, and while you're in there doing your fifteen minute penance, she's gonna get curious and look at your phone.

She will find your TB of borderline softcore porn of women doing stupid shit like farting in lycra.

Obsession is unhealthy. Just do regular pornhub like everyone else does. Much easier to explain away and most women just go, oh, ok, cool.
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My phone is password protected. However, I do say that my sex obsession is excessive and I worry about its effects on any future relationship.
 
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Anaiah Carlson said:
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Seeing that woman wiggle ass floss in your face from your pov reminds me of a quote from ATHF that makes me think of you, hiding in a gym, recording unknowing women.

"The key is absolute silence. Like a filthy predator creeping in the reeds, as the big boobed crane flies ever closer."
 
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Iamfrigide said:
Seeing that woman wiggle ass floss in your face from your pov reminds me of a quote from ATHF that makes me think of you, hiding in a gym, recording unknowing women.

"The key is absolute silence. Like a filthy predator creeping in the reeds, as the big boobed crane flies ever closer."
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The great thing is i never need to be that guy in the gym. Cause theres these women who live stream their gym routines for free. That saves me the trip.

There is a lot of sexy ass content on tiktok. Then theres the stuff thats weird that can be sexy in a sick kind of way that is gross. Like women with weird abnormalities that are gross by normal standards but which I can still get turned on by. Basically if its female, human, and has somewhat of an ass i find it sexy. I also like big breasted women but ass content is far better

Then theres porn and OF content that i like. For porn I like almost every fetish. Except i dont like crushing, bleeding, bruising, or crying.

Clearly i have a problem. By my own assessment, I have worse lust issues than most men. I want to get to a point where its at least under control so it doesnt consume the majority of my life like it currently does
 
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Anaiah Carlson said:
The great thing is i never need to be that guy in the gym. Cause theres these women who live stream their gym routines for free. That saves me the trip.

There is a lot of sexy ass content on tiktok. Then theres the stuff thats weird that can be sexy in a sick kind of way that is gross. Like women with weird abnormalities that are gross by normal standards but which I can still get turned on by. Basically if its female, human, and has somewhat of an ass i find it sexy. I also like big breasted women but ass content is far better

Then theres porn and OF content that i like. For porn I like almost every fetish. Except i dont like crushing, bleeding, bruising, or crying.

Clearly i have a problem. By my own assessment, I have worse lust issues than most men. I want to get to a point where its at least under control so it doesnt consume the majority of my life like it currently does
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I would love to be your psych. I could write a book that would never sell based on you alone. I could be the mental health version of Patrick S. Tomlinson.
 
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Anaiah Carlson said:
What I showed was from a tiktok live. I like tiktok for the lives but I really like tiktok for the short sexy videos.

As an example, Ill share a tiktok video I like.


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And there are many other short videos of random women shaking their asses for like 5 seconds. Pretty hot if you ask me.
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Messed up the prior spoiler
 
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