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More edgy "humour" by a Keffals orbiter that was retweeted by da kween.

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Can we have a poll for what's funnier: completely bald Keffals or Balding fivehead Keffals.

My vote is for balding fivehead. It's just far more pathetic.
Balding fivehead for me. At least going completely bald is slightly more respectable than trying to hold on to what little hair he would have.
More edgy "humour" by a Keffals orbiter that was retweeted by da kween.

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They're almost there, they just got to replace "killed" with "groomed".
 
Lucas announcing to the whole world that he's attending twitchcon was beyond retarded. For one thing, he can't even pretend he's still scared for his life when anyone can look up the venue and know exactly where he'll be. For another thing, the San Diego PD aren't nearly as nice as the mounties or the PSNI. By announcing his plans, he's inviting more fuckery from unhinged retards, and SDPD absolutely will point assault rifles at him if some mongoloid decides to swat him or the venue.

It's tin foil hat time again so let's talk about these "unhinged retards" and their alleged actions.

- Someone pointed out, that the first incident, the so called swatting Lucas experienced, smells like Vordrak. If I remember correctly the London cops -or someone from Lucas flok who got the info from the cops- gave away that all they got was a Swiss IP. That's it.

- The dox of Lucas staying in a hotel appeared first on doxbin. Nobody knows who is behind this. It could have been everyone - even Lucas himself. Wasn't the hotel dox quote usefull for his grift? You know, how he claims to still be in danger after the so called swatting. How it fould his TAKE-KIWIFARMS-OFF-THE-INTERNET-NOW-NOW-NOOOOOOOW-campaign even more. How it sparked more mainstream media attention for him.

- Then there was the hack of his uber eats app. Again, this was first posted on doxbin. The hack could have been a real hack or someone impersonating a hacker but being somehow affiliated with Lucas who got his log-in data, logged in, ordered all the foud and booom! Lucas is "doxed" again. I can't remember to have seen any water proof confirmation of a hack happened. Everything was very vague. Remember how Lucas was trying to get help from uber customer support via Twitter and got unhingend and tried to smear them when he didn't get immediatelly help and shit?

- Then there was this retarded fuckery in Ireland. Which was posted first on 4chan. Someone pointed out how there are a lot of cameras around Lucas Irish hiding hole. Lucas claimed himself he had taken pictures of this mysterious stalker. He did a Patreon fans-only stream about this. I can't remember that this stream was leaked and posted here so if I just missed it we know nothing about this stream. We don't know if Lucas really has pictures of this mysterious stalker. So basically we know nothing about this mysterious stalker. Yes, there was a dox going around about some kid from UK who has blaimed for that incident. The supposed stalker had a few Twitter accounts which he used for shittery on Twitter and always got banned. Was there anything else? Was there any arrest? Well, maybe there was and I have missed it too. If there was an arrest: do we know how that story went on?
Another bit food for thought: Everyone can create a fake account with the data of some unlucky person who knows nothing of his luck of having this or that account doing retarded shit. There are enough people out there who overshare their data on the internet. I mean, we have enough data from retards posted here on KF. Everyone could just lock up some forgotten thread about a retard here on KF and use his name, DoB and adress to create an account. Literally everyone.

So what kind of fuckery was there more? I can't remember of any. Or do mean comments on Twitter count?
Everything that happened -and that wasn't much- and the information around it is vague and can't be neither proofen nor disproofen as being a gayops or not. In my books that's fucking suspecious.
The only gayops we know that was a gayops was the fedpost here on KF that got KF dropped from CF.

Looks like there weren't even that much unhinged retards who really fucked with Lucas.
 
If I remember correctly the London cops -or someone from Lucas flok who got the info from the cops- gave away that all they got was a Swiss IP. That's it.
This is most likely due to the email being sent from a Protonmail account which is hosted in Switzerland. I don't know how else they could get an IP address.
 
Was it Caraballo (whatever the name of the lawyer troon that plays anthropomorphic appliances for Maytag adverts in his spare time is) that first told the zoomies to report Nick to the bar?

I'm pretty sure that he was, but I forget if they bothered to mention what the consequences of filing a true and honest report with the bar would be, because they should know that the address of the complainants would get sent to the complainee. 🤔

I guess it's pretty based that the troon lawyer convinced a bunch of other troons to dox themselves for absolutely no payoff, requiring zero effort from any of us, I just hope none of the zoomies feel duped by this. :story:

It's almost like the lawyers professional responsibility board is there to investigate claims of actual legal malpractice by lawyers against their clients, not to act as the legal equivalent of a wendy's manager for twitter zoomies run to when anyone with a bar card hurts their fee-fees.
I’m personally very interested in this stream, I’m hoping to find at least one sex offender in the complaints. I’ve somehow not found one yet in the previous doxes :(
 
To any newbies thinking about leaving a comment on Keffals YouTube channel telling him that he is balding and malding, don't bother. That fucker keeps his YouTube comment section cleaner than a porn scarlets asshole. No comments are welcomed expect ones that give Lucas praise and adoration. He will vigorously go through all the comments on his videos and delete any that criticize and poke fun at him. He is worse than the Nexus site owner Robin Scott/Dark0ne and Ethan Ralph in this regard.
It doesn't matter anyway. He can police his catboy cultists all he likes. They'll still notice he's going bald.
 
Can we have a poll for what's funnier: completely bald Keffals or Balding fivehead Keffals.

My vote is for balding fivehead. It's just far more pathetic.
Balding fivehead, watching it slowly fade away in real time would be amazing. I'm really interested in seeing what kind of wig he gets.
 
It doesn't matter anyway. He can police his catboy cultists all he likes. They'll still notice he's going bald.
Starting the countdown until Keffals starts "ironically" wearing a beanie, with the excuse that he's making fun of Tim Pool or some bullshit. Then he just happens to decide he wants to wear it from now on, totally not to hide his hair loss - that's simply propaganda from Destiny fans.

The day this tubby, balding hunchback streams with a hat on his greasy head is the day the detractors win.
 
Starting the countdown until Keffals starts "ironically" wearing a beanie, with the excuse that he's making fun of Tim Pool or some bullshit. Then he just happens to decide he wants to wear it from now on, totally not to hide his hair loss - that's simply propaganda from Destiny fans.

The day this tubby, balding hunchback streams with a hat on his greasy head is the day the detractors win.
Failed to deplatform Kiwi Farms, failed to deplatform Joshua Moon, failed to take down Destiny, failed to run a bath tub HRT business, soon to be a failed streamer, failed engagement, failed to evade doxers, failed to get the people who doxed him in the first place in trouble, failed as a man, failed as a woman, soon to have failed at taking down Matt Walsh and Tucker Carlson. Keffals is the King of Fail.
 
It's impossible for a man to become a woman anyway. So more like the failure to admit he will never be a woman.
You can try anything lol. It may be impossible but he tried and as was inevitable failed so now he's going to be a quasi-modo looking dickless bald faggot who can't even orgasm by getting fucked in the ass thanks to the withered state of his prostate.
 
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