Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

There isn't a nationwide abortion ban. The Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade which was used as a kind of blanket ruling to institute some other dumb national policy not actually related to abortion. Specifically it was overturned because Roberts believed you would need to codify a lot of other rulings by default (15 week, 10 week, teen, whatever else Kennedy did, etc. bans) before any substantial decision on Roe v. Wade could be made. This would take a million years and nobody wanted to sit through it so they just voted to get rid of Roe v. Wade, which was already contentious because of mentioned dumb national policy.

With that ruling overturned states will now determine whether they allow abortion or not. States that accepted abortion & codified it into their constitution are still abortion-friendly while abortion-unfriendly states have that same freedom. With like one or two exceptions all states still permit abortion up to 18 weeks because of state policy. People are sensationalized over Roe v. Wade because of a leak and because they were told to be. Until somebody gets quads & Giga-Nigga Clarence plows through a blue state like Burnin' Sherman to personally stuff a cork into every impregnated vag you're getting worked up over nothing.

No, the Republicans literally introduced legislation for a nation-wide abortion ban a few weeks ago. And of course, all of you "THE STATES SHOULD DECIDE" retards are totally fine by this because you want to push your religious shit on the rest of us. None of you Republican boomers actually care about states rights, you just want to be able to punish people you don't like (women who have sex, gays, minorities)

This is actual schizo conspiracy nonsense.

They've literally already tried. For a person who claims to be on the left, you sure do a lot of defending of theocracy.

After 15 weeks aka almost 4 months. This is not some conservative extremist policy, this is the standard most of Europe uses.

And? We aren't Europe. I don't want laws based on religious bullshit.

And no other politician backed him on that. Clarence can say whatever the fuck he wants, but unless every other justice suddenly dies or the courts are heavily packed that is just his take and will never manifest.

Except some states are now working to ban birth control and I am willing to bet interracial marriage and gay marriage are next. In fact, Tennessee is working on getting rid of gay marriage, which of course you're fine with despite totally being a left winger. And of course, you'll be fine with that when it does happen because you want those things banned.

Again, more schizo nonsense. The most I could find is that some states rescinded programs giving free birth control.

You're literally just reeing about nothing. Your biggest gripes with the right are "THEY ARE GOING TO BAN ABORTION (after 15 weeks) AND TAKE AWAY ACCESS TO (free) BIRTH CONTROL". These are literal nonissues at the best of times, let alone when we're on the precipice of WW3 and Great Depression 2 electric boogaloo.

Nope, some states, like Louisiana, are trying to ban birth control. Tennessee is working on banning gay marriage. For someone who claims to be a left winger, you should seem fine with theocracy and Republican religious bullshit

Anyway, we are way off topic here and we should probably stop before we get threadbanned

 

[The Tall Man]

I haven't taken the vaccine until now, I wanted to wait and see if it really is safe and effective.
Having looked at all the data I have come to the conclusion the vaccine is indeed safe and effective.
It has no side effects, those are all just long-covid.

I will try to get it asap and try to get all the boosters I missed the same day.

PS I want that free donut.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

No, the Republicans literally introduced legislation for a nation-wide abortion ban a few weeks ago. And of course, all of you "THE STATES SHOULD DECIDE" retards are totally fine by this because you want to push your religious shit on the rest of us. None of you Republican boomers actually care about states rights, you just want to be able to punish people you don't like (women who have sex, gays, minorities)

Lindsay Graham introduced it & his career in politics is about as successful as Brianna Wu's. Nobody in his own party supported it so you're worked up over nothing.

If you don't like abortion bans, emphasis on religion, anti-gay legislation and whatever else then don't live in states that have all of those things. The point of the United States wasn't to have every single little territory be a carbon copy of one another. People who live in Montana are going to have different values than people in Washington. State laws can and should reflect this. Any argument to the contrary is just you deciding you're 100% morally right and people should be made to think like you do at gunpoint. Alternatively you think the religionfags are marching to convert wherever you live which is also retarded.

 

[Fougaro]

Are you getting the vaccine?

I was at some point considering getting the J&J until I got the actual coof unironically. I quickly recovered, got a certificate that's enough for the government to leave me alone and I didn't have to become a guinea pig. All's well that ends well. Until the next government and Big Pharma grift plandemic I guess.

 

[Vecr]

I will try to get it asap and try to get all the boosters I missed the same day.

Are you getting what the kids are calling "the slushy M"? It's where you get the whole vial of partially defrosted Moderna injected directly into your butt cheek. If you want to go super hard core don't even dilute it.

 

[The Tall Man]

Are you getting what the kids are calling "the slushy M"? It's where you get the whole vial of partially defrosted Moderna injected directly into your butt cheek. If you want to go super hard core don't even dilute it.

If I get two donuts, then I'll do it. I'll prepare by injecting paint thinner into my veins to prevent the clots.

 

[Socrates]

Might have got it if the people pushing for it hadn't decided to start acting like the fuckin' Stasi over it. Shit's over with, let it die. How are you people still fucking arguing about this shit.

 

[MrsNekrosias]

I got my booster recently, don't know if that's why my period is late, don't know whether or not to be happy said period is late because periods suck.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

I got my booster recently, don't know if that's why my period is late, don't know whether or not to be happy said period is late because periods suck.

Yeah, but you're just going to get it later anyways, or not..... let us know how that works out for you, could be nice anecdotal evidence.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Might have got it if the people pushing for it hadn't decided to start acting like the fuckin' Stasi over it. Shit's over with, let it die. How are you people still fucking arguing about this shit.

What else are they supposed to argue about though? They have to have something to compete over, because the world is so, so fucking awful at this point that people are desperate for any possible opportunity to engage in anything that resembles organic human behavior.

I got my booster recently, don't know if that's why my period is late, don't know whether or not to be happy said period is late because periods suck.

Uh oh, globohomo is at it again putting population control chemicals in their vaccines. Spread the word folks, covid booster shots will steal your ability to make babies.

 

[cuddle striker]

Might have got it if the people pushing for it hadn't decided to start acting like the fuckin' Stasi over it. Shit's over with, let it die. How are you people still fucking arguing about this shit.

"I will die because I don't like the people who were right"
as bad a take as "forcing me to act like a man made me want to cut my dick off"

 

[Slack Jaw Hemoglobin]

Somebody had to be in the control group.
You're welcome.

The good news is all the glowies had to take it, so really you only need to jog away from them to escape. If they chase you their hearts will explode.

Next year a teaspoon of my untarnished sperm will be worth more than 10 barrels of Russian oil.

 

[Socrates]

"I will die because I don't like the people who were right"
as bad a take as "forcing me to act like a man made me want to cut my dick off"

I didn't die though? What are you even trying to say lol? The vax was a wet fart, I didn't take it partially because smug reddit faggots were acting like turbo karens over it and partially because I wanted to watch and see how effective it was. Turns out, not that great, so I just didn't get it. Just made a fake vax card and went on living normally.

 

[MrsNekrosias]

Yeah, but you're just going to get it later anyways, or not..... let us know how that works out for you, could be nice anecdotal evidence.

I am interested in how this is going to affect my menstrual cycle as a whole, as I have struggled with excessive menstruation for years with no real answers as to why I have multiple cycles per month.

 

[cuddle striker]

I am interested in how this is going to affect my menstrual cycle as a whole, as I have struggled with excessive menstruation for years with no real answers as to why I have multiple cycles per month.

have you had testing for endometriosis? it's a common cause often overlooked.

I didn't die though? What are you even trying to say lol? The vax was a wet fart, I didn't take it partially because smug reddit faggots were acting like turbo karens over it and partially because I wanted to watch and see how effective it was. Turns out, not that great, so I just didn't get it. Just made a fake vax card and went on living normally.

I'm sure you're healthy as a bull.

 

[Socrates]

have you had testing for endometriosis? it's a common cause often overlooked.

I'm sure you're healthy as a bull.

Alright I'm out, I understand the thread subtitle now. Have fun with... whatever it is that still goes on in here.

 

[MrsNekrosias]

have you had testing for endometriosis? it's a common cause often overlooked.

I haven't, I thought the testing for that involved invasive exploratory surgery? I wouldn't be surprised, though. I used to take narcotics as a preteen to cope with the pain, plus I'd wake up covered in enough blood to put  Carrie to shame.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Next year a teaspoon of my untarnished sperm will be worth more than 10 barrels of Russian oil.

Thanks for sharing your cum fetish. Informative.

 

[The Last Stand]

Next year a teaspoon of my untarnished sperm will be worth more than 10 barrels of Russian oil.

Nigga what?

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I mean at this point trump okayed the vaccine because a literal shrill minority of the population would not accept anything but a total authoritarian lockdown. You know the face the weak beards, and chins. The problem glasses, the le smug smile about science/comic books/games and opinions that read like I never got over the 2007 era of the internet. Then add in their mothers/aunt's who are perpetually offended with the overweight weak willed wagie who wants to say "I know more then you" by googling the top facts on why we need to panic.

Those same people on a dime will blame trump for the COVID lockdowns/recession despite those same people demanding people who left their homes, didn't stay inside, didn't mask up be examined for custody, red flag laws, and etc...

At some point those people are going to get what they deserve. You humiliate a mass without some sort of real reward you will get a revolution.

That doesn't change how Trump still promotes the vaxx and often orders his followers to get vaxxed using the excuse "well I made the vaxx". I can't think of any prominent Republican who openly opposes or questions the vaxx, except MAYBE Tucker Carlson who presents the information neutrally, made fun of journos asking him if he was vaxxed (he gave lulzy replies like "did you have sex with your wife last night?" whenever they asked), and did a lot of good to accomodate unvaxxed guests on his show during the vaxx passport tyranny.

Look up how long the Spanish flu lasted; only 2 years. Our bodies will build natural immunity to it and probably already have, even without medical intervention. I wouldn't be surprised if the COVID mutations are actually due to the vaccines. Similar to how pesticides need to be stronger in the future in order to compensate for bugs evolving to the point where it doesn't harm them: https://www.canr.msu.edu/grapes/integrated_pest_management/how-pesticide-resistance-develops

Spanish flu is still around (as it's the ancestor of all current H1N1 strains in humans), it's just a perfectly ordinary flu that causes a minority of flu cases each year. The coronavirus pandemic of the late 19th century is also still around and is one of the coronaviruses that causes the common cold. So this manmade coronavirus will be with us forever and will be even less lethal than it already is (not that it was ever lethal to begin with). You are correct that the vaxx is fucking with how the virus works, like because more people have been vaxxed than not, the virus specifically targets the features of the vaxxed immune system (hence why once the vaxx wears off after like 4-5 weeks, the vaxxed are much more likely to catch the virus) so if you're unvaxxed you're way, way better off.

This leads me to believe that this is simply a test. A social expirement or something. Perhaps there will even be a sequel to Covid where we actually do get wiped out.

They literally are making a sequel. The NIH just gave the creator of COVID-19, Peter Daszak of EcoHealth Alliance (archive), over 2.1 million dollars to start work on ANOTHER gain of function coronavirus. You better believe he's going to outsource it to his buddies in China, and you better believe it will "accidentally" leak whenever they're ready for the next scamdemic.

Next scamdemic is going to be so fucked (probably it'll be COVID-29 so they can meet their goal of us owning nothing and being happy by 2030, plus "save the world from climate change" too since 2030 is supposed to be the year climate change will get so bad we can't reverse it and will all die or some shit), since the technology will be better and even more censored by then so expect no places to find/discuss good data on the virus or the vaxx and expect the widespread rollout of microchips in the vaxx which will serve as the vaxx passport.

Possibly worse, if Neuralink or other brain-computer interface companies can mass produce it, anyone with a BCI could be turned into a zombie puppet of the government/corporations if they put the right mix of metal particles in the vaxx (just like Moderna loaded some batches of their poison with stainless steel). I expect there will be real incentives to get a BCI in the next scamdemic, since instead of holding up your arm so some fag can scan your microchip, your brain will emit a signal to telepathically tell the guy you're one of the good vaxxcattle. If this sounds like science fiction, it's not in the slightest, this is shit they're actually working on.