Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[Car Won't Crank]

It's 1622 if the theocratic autists get their way

What table top game are you playing and how can I join?

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Perhaps we can shift the discussion to also making fun of people who continue to wear masks

lol surgeons are so cringe amirite ??

 

[Toolbox]

>on computer all day
>never sees anyone sick

sure buddy...

I'd almost think he's trying to pull your leg or something. No... couldn't be.

 

[The Last Stand]

i got covid thrice, unvaccinated it was pussy shit. My gov/ treated me like second class because I didn't get it and because of that I still won't, just out of spite

Yeah, if you're sick thrice, I wouldn't want to be around you either.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

lol surgeons are so cringe amirite ??

Perhaps you misunderstood or are being purposefully obtuse so let me be more explicit. Outside of professions that have historically used masks and respirators in some form for the user's and/or subject's protection (surgeons, painters, construction workers, welders), let's make fun of the maskaholic cultists you see in grocery stores, airports, out in public parks, beaches, etc who insist on wearing them as if they will do anything against catching a cold or some other mild ailment.

 

[Toolbox]

Yeah, if you're sick thrice, I wouldn't want to be around you either.

Do you not agree with the narrative that even the vaxxed can be re-infected? Because it was 'the experts' claiming that.

 

[The Last Stand]

Do you not agree with the narrative that even the vaxxed can be re-infected? Because it was 'the experts' claiming that.

I'm speaking in general. If you're sick, I'm distancing myself from you.

And to answer your question, the vaccine is supposed to LESSEN the effects of COVID.

Edit: my uncle was vaccinated, he still caught COVID. Take that what you will.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Perhaps you misunderstood or are being purposefully obtuse so let me be more explicit. Outside of professions that have historically used masks and respirators in some form for the user's and/or subject's protection (surgeons, painters, construction workers, welders), let's make fun of the maskaholic cultists you see in grocery stores, airports, out in public parks, beaches, etc who insist on wearing them as if they will do anything against catching a cold or some other mild ailment.

"Maskaholic" sounds like a retarded term some senile Boomers made up. It's smart to wear a mask in public. They may not be personally terrified of covid. Maybe they have a relative with a serious disease they're trying to protect from the virus.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

"Maskaholic" sounds like a retarded term some senile Boomers made up. It's smart to wear a mask in public. They may not be personally terrified of covid. Maybe they have a relative with a serious disease they're trying to protect from the virus.

It seems you're one of the aforementioned candidates to mock.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I don't really think not wanting to kill my father with COPD is worthy of mockery but you do you.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

All jokes aside, I just can't wrap my head around the fact that they treat it like a religious ceremony or "rite of passage" or as some sort of political purity test. Honestly if anyone asks me about it I just tell them it's not their God damn business.

As it should be.

It is the eucharist of Scientism, the religion of the Left, for they believe it is a chance to cheat death (the implicit goal of Scientism is immortality, and even if the average leftist doesn't know, they are following transhumanism) by taking a holy substance granted to them by their god Science into their body. And just like Catholics despise mockery of the eucharist, let alone host desecration, the followers of Scientism go insane upon criticism of their eucharistic vaccine.

It's really funny these are the same people who smugly laughed as Catholics whined about euphoric atheist PZ Myers desecrating the host, but will freak the fuck out about people rejecting their clotshot.

"Maskaholic" sounds like a retarded term some senile Boomers made up. It's smart to wear a mask in public. They may not be personally terrified of covid. Maybe they have a relative with a serious disease they're trying to protect from the virus.

No, it makes you look like an antisocial retard to wear a mask in public. That's why the only people who wore masks in public before 2020 were criminals looking to hide their face. That's why blacks (especially black men) still love wearing masks. It's physically impossible for masks (except for P100 respirators) to protect against the virus because the virus particles are so small. That's why mask mandates did (thank god I can FINALLY talk about the scamdemic in the past tense lol) jack shit against the spread of the virus.

The vaxx doesn't work either, since it didn't stop a concert full of people with a "negative test or vaxx passport" rule from giving me the virus (which was literally just the flu bro).

 

[Lichen Bark]

"Ahhh, I remember the day I said I wasn't going to get the vaccine like it was yesterday."
~*begin dream sequence, fade out*~
"It was December 2020, and a funny man on TV tried to pass off a product developed in 9 months at 'breakneck speed' as 'safe and effective' when a normal vaccine takes 5+ years to make. It was at that moment I decided to 'sit this one out.' Kudos to my gut instinct."

Lol, lmao even.

 

[LeChampion1992]

Your boomer political party is working to ban abortion nation-wide, and birth control, and gay marriage and interracial marriage again. All because of their backwards religion. They're working on turning us into a theocracy and you autists are fine with it because you love your boomer political party

I mean abortion is being left to the states not being banned nation wide.

Birth control again is being left to the states and most states haven't restricted access to the pill in states that banned abortion.
Gay marriage isn't being put at risk same with interracial marriage. You're believing the same DNC boomer lies they've been regurgitating since the 1970s.
"If the GOP gains power we will murder gays, enslave blacks, and the world will end." You're equally worse then the boomer conservatives you rail against.
The world didn't turn into a commie utopia or neoliberal dream when Obama got elected. Bush didn't turn America into Nazi USA despite people decrying the border policy they created.

You've been lied to Hulkster, also it might be a good idea to probably not push trans right and LGBTQ rights on minors especially if you want to keep the rights for free people. Because if you keep going this far left there will be a backlash and brother you will get some real theocrats.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

"Ahhh, I remember the day I said I wasn't going to get the vaccine like it was yesterday."
~*begin dream sequence, fade out*~
"It was December 2020, and a funny man on TV tried to pass off a product developed in 9 months at 'breakneck speed' as 'safe and effective' when a normal vaccine takes 5+ years to make. It was at that moment I decided to 'sit this one out.' Kudos to my gut instinct."

Lol, lmao even.

I love how Trump and the vaxx is totally memory-holed by both sides. Trump fanboys won't criticize their orange messiah for anything (except when Trump is a retard and brings it up at his rallies and rightfully gets booed) while the vaxx cultists won't acknowledge that by their logic, it was Trump who deserves credit for the vaxx, since Orange Man is pure Satanhitler to them.

 

[LeChampion1992]

I love how Trump and the vaxx is totally memory-holed by both sides. Trump fanboys won't criticize their orange messiah for anything (except when Trump is a retard and brings it up at his rallies and rightfully gets booed) while the vaxx cultists won't acknowledge that by their logic, it was Trump who deserves credit for the vaxx, since Orange Man is pure Satanhitler to them.

I mean at this point trump okayed the vaccine because a literal shrill minority of the population would not accept anything but a total authoritarian lockdown. You know the face the weak beards, and chins. The problem glasses, the le smug smile about science/comic books/games and opinions that read like I never got over the 2007 era of the internet. Then add in their mothers/aunt's who are perpetually offended with the overweight weak willed wagie who wants to say "I know more then you" by googling the top facts on why we need to panic.

Those same people on a dime will blame trump for the COVID lockdowns/recession despite those same people demanding people who left their homes, didn't stay inside, didn't mask up be examined for custody, red flag laws, and etc...

At some point those people are going to get what they deserve. You humiliate a mass without some sort of real reward you will get a revolution.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

I love how the faggots who spergs out anyone not getting the vax for any reason stays as quiet as a church mouse when null says he's not getting it.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

What table top game are you playing and how can I join?

I can see you haven't been paying attention the past year or two.

I mean abortion is being left to the states not being banned nation wide.

Birth control again is being left to the states and most states haven't restricted access to the pill in states that banned abortion.
Gay marriage isn't being put at risk same with interracial marriage. You're believing the same DNC boomer lies they've been regurgitating since the 1970s.
"If the GOP gains power we will murder gays, enslave blacks, and the world will end." You're equally worse then the boomer conservatives you rail against.
The world didn't turn into a commie utopia or neoliberal dream when Obama got elected. Bush didn't turn America into Nazi USA despite people decrying the border policy they created.

You've been lied to Hulkster, also it might be a good idea to probably not push trans right and LGBTQ rights on minors especially if you want to keep the rights for free people. Because if you keep going this far left there will be a backlash and brother you will get some real theocrats.

Wow, you again are showing you're a retard. Republicans literally just introduced a nation-wide abortion ban. Gay marriage and interracial marriage were literally listed in Clarence Thomas's opinion piece about what to visit next. Then, the GOP will push bans for it next time they get control, same with abortion and birth control. They're already working on banning birth control in some states.

Again, I understand you're an admitted uneducated simpleton who has autism so bad it's turned him into a 75 year old puritanical baby boomer, but have some dignity man.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

I can see you haven't been paying attention the past year or two.


Wow, you again are showing you're a retard. Republicans literally just introduced a nation-wide abortion ban. Gay marriage and interracial marriage were literally listed in Clarence Thomas's opinion piece about what to visit next. Then, the GOP will push bans for it next time they get control, same with abortion and birth control. They're already working on banning birth control in some states.

Again, I understand you're an admitted uneducated simpleton who has autism so bad it's turned him into a 75 year old puritanical baby boomer, but have some dignity man.

There isn't a nationwide abortion ban. The Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade which was used as a kind of blanket ruling to institute some other dumb national policy not actually related to abortion. Specifically it was overturned because Roberts believed you would need to codify a lot of other rulings by default (15 week, 10 week, teen, whatever else Kennedy did, etc. bans) before any substantial decision on Roe v. Wade could be made. This would take a million years and nobody wanted to sit through it so they just voted to get rid of Roe v. Wade, which was already contentious because of mentioned dumb national policy.

With that ruling overturned states will now determine whether they allow abortion or not. States that accepted abortion & codified it into their constitution are still abortion-friendly while abortion-unfriendly states have that same freedom. With like one or two exceptions all states still permit abortion up to 18 weeks because of state policy. People are sensationalized over Roe v. Wade because of a leak and because they were told to be. Until somebody gets quads & Giga-Nigga Clarence plows through a blue state like Burnin' Sherman to personally stuff a cork into every impregnated vag you're getting worked up over nothing.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Your boomer political party is working to ban abortion nation-wide, and birth control, and gay marriage and interracial marriage again. All because of their backwards religion. They're working on turning us into a theocracy and you autists are fine with it because you love your boomer political party

This is actual schizo conspiracy nonsense.

Wow, you again are showing you're a retard. Republicans literally just introduced a nation-wide abortion ban.

After 15 weeks aka almost 4 months. This is not some conservative extremist policy, this is the standard most of Europe uses.

Gay marriage and interracial marriage were literally listed in Clarence Thomas's opinion piece about what to visit next.

And no other politician backed him on that. Clarence can say whatever the fuck he wants, but unless every other justice suddenly dies or the courts are heavily packed that is just his take and will never manifest.

Then, the GOP will push bans for it next time they get control, same with abortion and birth control. They're already working on banning birth control in some states.

Again, more schizo nonsense. The most I could find is that some states rescinded programs giving free birth control.

You're literally just reeing about nothing. Your biggest gripes with the right are "THEY ARE GOING TO BAN ABORTION (after 15 weeks) AND TAKE AWAY ACCESS TO (free) BIRTH CONTROL". These are literal nonissues at the best of times, let alone when we're on the precipice of WW3 and Great Depression 2 electric boogaloo.

 

[OnlinePresents]

Look up how long the Spanish flu lasted; only 2 years. Our bodies will build natural immunity to it and probably already have, even without medical intervention. I wouldn't be surprised if the COVID mutations are actually due to the vaccines. Similar to how pesticides need to be stronger in the future in order to compensate for bugs evolving to the point where it doesn't harm them: https://www.canr.msu.edu/grapes/integrated_pest_management/how-pesticide-resistance-develops
This leads me to believe that this is simply a test. A social expirement or something. Perhaps there will even be a sequel to Covid where we actually do get wiped out.