Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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When I would do something retarded my parents would scold me and my dad would get the belt until I rectified my own behavior.

It’s your fault your son is a fuck up tranny.you should have let your husband (Lucas dad) beat him when he behaved like a shit and he wouldn’t have trooned out.

It all boils down to lack of discipline in the Roberts household.
Another failed parent.
Doesn't surprise me Lucas runs around with impunity.

He is so much like Janke it's scary.
 
Going through some old Keffals tweets, you're familiar with this machete, right?

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His great grandfather on the Roberts side fought for the English during WW2, and is used in a few of his old fetish videos, thanks for fighting for this!

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He also claimed his accounts were hacked in 2019, by his previous boogeyman, the far-right, and was invited to a debate at an elementary school.
https://archive.ph/VfsH6 (You have to scroll down to see the originals)
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Going through some old Keffals tweets, you're familiar with this machete, right?

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His great grandfather on the Roberts side fought for the English during WW2, and is used in a few of his old fetish videos.

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That's... actually really upsetting. Dude must be rolling in his grave knowing a piece of history that he wielded during what was probably the most terrifying and worldview-shaping time of his life gets used in weird, embarrassing porn videos by his genetic dead-end of a descendant.

...And of course, Lucas makes it about him and why capitalism is bad, mmkay.
 
Going through some old Keffals tweets, you're familiar with this machete, right?

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His great grandfather on the Roberts side fought for the English during WW2, and is used in a few of his old fetish videos, thanks for fighting for this!

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I'm sure his great grandfather had trans rights on his mind when he was down in the trenches watching his friends get killed in no man's land by mustard gas. Lucas even used his machete to perform the bottom surgery.

Edit: In all seriousness Lucas a capitalist society is the only society you could even exist in so I don't know why you're bitching. If your great grandpa knew what he was fighting for would turn you into what you've become maybe he would have stopped fighting.
 
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That's... actually really upsetting. Dude must be rolling in his grave knowing a piece of history that he wielded during what was probably the most terrifying and worldview-shaping time of his life gets used in weird, embarrassing porn videos by his genetic dead-end of a descendant.

...And of course, Lucas makes it about him and why capitalism is bad, mmkay.
What a way to honor his legacy.
 
Starting the countdown until Keffals starts "ironically" wearing a beanie, with the excuse that he's making fun of Tim Pool or some bullshit. Then he just happens to decide he wants to wear it from now on, totally not to hide his hair loss - that's simply propaganda from Destiny fans.

The day this tubby, balding hunchback streams with a hat on his greasy head is the day the detractors win.
"I'm wearing this hat to mock the idiotic idea that I'm BALD no I won't take it off to prove I'm not BALD!"
 
That's... actually really upsetting. Dude must be rolling in his grave knowing a piece of history that he wielded during what was probably the most terrifying and worldview-shaping time of his life gets used in weird, embarrassing porn videos by his genetic dead-end of a descendant.

...And of course, Lucas makes it about him and why capitalism is bad, mmkay.
I'll be honest, shit like this genuinely rubs me the wrong way, for Lucas to more or less disrespect his great grandfather's legacy just for a fucking porn video.

Lucas might as well gone the extra mile and visited his great grandfather's grave and shit on it.
 
I've felt it necessary to update the first drawing I ever did of Lucas, to reflect his actively-thinning hair. As an artist, accuracy is important to me, and my original work simply didn't portrays Lucas's balding scalp well enough.

I'm excited to further update this drawing, in order to celebrate the greasy hunchback's rapid hair-loss journey.

I respect a man dedicated to his work.
I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say I'm excited to follow Lucas's Hairloss Journey with you, he couldn't have found a better Chronicler.

Also Lucas's "they hate me because I'm a woman but I'm not going anywhere" Tweet,
No Lucas, we laugh at you because you  think you're a woman, but objective reality, as demonstrated by your current amusing struggle with male pattern Baldness clearly shows you are not.
And we don't want you to go anywhere, we want you to stick around, unfortunately it seems your hair has made other plans, but seeing as you most certainly can't go where it's going (at least for a while) you might as well make yourself comfortable.
Because despite your best efforts, as we say to all our exhibits - You're Here Forever.

Funny how guys like you love to be exhibitionists, and then cry so loudly when they become exhibits.
 
Going through some old Keffals tweets, you're familiar with this machete, right?

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His great grandfather on the Roberts side fought for the English during WW2, and is used in a few of his old fetish videos, thanks for fighting for this!

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He also claimed his accounts were hacked in 2019, by his previous boogeyman, the far-right, and was invited to a debate at an elementary school.
https://archive.ph/VfsH6 (You have to scroll down to see the originals)
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To think that many of us here on the Farms thought Chris selling his fathers prized stamp collection for vidya and Legos was disrespectful. Turns out that Lucas can do one worse. At least Bob's stamp collection went to somebody that would cherish and take care of it. Poor Lucas's great grandfather had his coom brained descendant use his machete (which was probably a prized collectors item) in fetish porn. Again, Lucas's ancestors weep.
 
I've felt it necessary to update the first drawing I ever did of Lucas, to reflect his actively-thinning hair. As an artist, accuracy is important to me, and my original work simply didn't portrays Lucas's balding scalp well enough.

I'm excited to further update this drawing, in order to celebrate the greasy hunchback's rapid hair-loss journey.

Maybe you should spend your time drawing attractive people instead of Keffals.
 
Going through some old Keffals tweets, you're familiar with this machete, right?

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His great grandfather on the Roberts side fought for the English during WW2, and is used in a few of his old fetish videos, thanks for fighting for this!

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He also claimed his accounts were hacked in 2019, by his previous boogeyman, the far-right, and was invited to a debate at an elementary school.
https://archive.ph/VfsH6 (You have to scroll down to see the originals)
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Her great grandfather almost died so his descendant can use his knife in fetish porn. Holy shit that's bleak.
 
Reposting from the Rekieta thread. Fanmail tonight, boys


Stream tonight!

Now with alternative links:

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Going through some old Keffals tweets, you're familiar with this machete, right?

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His great grandfather on the Roberts side fought for the English during WW2, and is used in a few of his old fetish videos, thanks for fighting for this!

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You can hardly paint a more hilarious picture of what a lot of retarded WW2 Allied veterans spilled their blood and guts for.
Making sure that their grandsons could grow up overdosing on personal and sexual freedoms, and to voluntarily sterilize themselves.
 
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I've felt it necessary to update the first drawing I ever did of Lucas, to reflect his actively-thinning hair. As an artist, accuracy is important to me, and my original work simply didn't portrays Lucas's balding scalp well enough.

I'm excited to further update this drawing, in order to celebrate the greasy hunchback's rapid hair-loss journey.

Amazing work!

It so sad that the rest of social media couldn't handle this amazing piece of art
 
From about 5:30 on wards. I edited that post over maybe a 10 minute timeframe so yeah, later on in the stream he quickly mentions looking forward to reading Alejandra Caraballo's complaint since they bragged about how they're from Harvard and Nick was going to get disbarred for his actions. The screenshot of GayFish's twitter post I found on Twitter by searching Nick Rekieta as I was waiting for outrage about him saying he was going to post the unredacted info of those who complained about him to the bar association.
That's gonna be fun. I can't wait. And him publishing the unredacted documents on locals is just the cherry on top.
 
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