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Elwood P. Dowd said:
Hope this hasn't been posted. Just saw it on Twitter.
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edit: this was supposed to go in the slideshows thread. Sorry about that.
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The dilation technician. Can you imagine being a dilation technician? What a career.

As for the neo vaginas coming from organ donors, they can just do xenografts (tissue or organs from an individual of one species transplanted into or grafted onto an organism of another species). Pigs heart valves have been used in humans for quite some time. SRS surgeons seem to be quite imaginative, I'm sure they will come up with something. Also, if you have a pig's vagina does that make you a furry?
 
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what does he mean by collective needs of the tranchers?

He doesn’t cook, clean or give sponge baths?

Is he so fucking selfish and self centered that he thinks that keeping himself happy by tweeting, buying toys and getting high is “collective needs” on the tranch?

Edit: Also who the fuck expects to be paid to tweet nonsense!

Even Trump did not quite expect that.
 
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Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
To be fair, we've been seeing rare shots of Kevin outside and with all the SERFs gone Kevin might actually have had to chip in doing actual work.
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Yes I recall that was tried but Kev and Jen claimed long Covid symptoms or some other such nubbins.

And let’s be honest, a fat lazy shit with no testosterone and a skinny shit eating prick with no testosterone are going to barely last even hours doing the kind of actual work to run any kind of ranch.

Penny may have relented on the physical labor, but insists on an increase in griftbux.
 
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FinnSven said:
what does he mean by collective needs of the tranchers?

He doesn’t cook, clean or give sponge baths?

Is he so fucking selfish and self centered that he thinks that keeping himself happy by tweeting, buying toys and getting high is “collective needs” on the tranch?

Edit: Also who the fuck expects to be paid to tweet nonsense!

Even Trump did not quite expect that.
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Kevin‘s made up job title is, and I shit you not;

“Events Coordinator“

Basically what Kevin’s “”””””job”””””” is, is to tweet at any and all FurryCons around the country trying to get a free table set up so they can “raise money for charity” aka push their merch because surprise surprise all the money goes to the ranch and what you’re buying is considered a charitable donation to the ranch. I wish I was joking.

To date I think the ranch I’ve gone to at least two furry conventions? The first one was pretty eventful as we got a bunch of rare Kevin pictures out of it and introduced “Kindness” the FtM Jew with a Fed dad who drove a wedge so deep that one of the ranchers founding members Paul “Bonnie” Mandoza aka “curb stomping women is fun” ended up gay divorcing his gender blob and moving into the city to become kindnesses full-time tardwrangler whiles also holding down some wagie slave job.

Paul has since become a bit of a ranch alog and we salute him for it.


Anyway, Kevin gave himself the event coordinator job after the first con was a “smashing success”.
I remember him announcing it the same way somebody would announce getting a new high-paying job on LinkedIn.
 
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Trigger Me Timbers said:
Kevin‘s made up job title is, and I shit you not;

“Events Coordinator“

Basically what Kevin’s “”””””job”””””” is, is to tweet at any and all FurryCons around the country trying to get a free table set up so they can “raise money for charity” aka push their merch because surprise surprise all the money goes to the ranch and what you’re buying is considered a charitable donation to the ranch. I wish I was joking.

To date I think the ranch I’ve gone to at least two furry conventions? The first one was pretty eventful as we got a bunch of rare Kevin pictures out of it and introduced “Kindness” the FtM Jew with a Fed dad who drove a wedge so deep that one of the ranchers founding members Paul “Bonnie” Mandoza aka “curb stomping women is fun” ended up gay divorcing his gender blob and moving into the city to become kindnesses full-time tardwrangler whiles also holding down some wagie slave job.

Paul has since become a bit of a ranch alog and we salute him for it.


Anyway, Kevin gave himself the event coordinator job after the first con was a “smashing success”.
I remember him announcing it the same way somebody would announce getting a new high-paying job on LinkedIn.
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Oh I am up to date on this kevvie/tranch lore, but I didn’t know he gave himself the job title.

There is self employed, but this is self appointed!

I hope that one day there is an arc in which kevvie has to get a real job and footage of him in a interview situation is leaked.
 
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Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
I think this just speaks about the labour markets bigoted views on a heckin valid transwomxn.
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Oh sorry, I forgot about that element.

Kevin should get whichever job he chooses as it would be transphobic to prevent him working in a role he is woefully unqualified for.

If he identifies as a top level executive with a massive salary, it is the business worlds duty to accept him. Basic respect, that is all he is asking.
 
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While I could give two shots what happens to my body after death, the thought of my terf-ridden tissue being incorporated into some trans nutter makes me both happy, and hopefully.

Regarding Kevs job, sounds like he is now being paid by the tranch to be a tranch slave? I think the events coordinator title was pre-covid.
 
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Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
To be fair, we've been seeing rare shots of Kevin outside and with all the SERFs gone Kevin might actually have had to chip in doing actual work.
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Or….. with all the outdoor troons gone now, maybe he’s doubling down on claiming he has his “social event manager” job , so he doesn’t have to do anything physical? I can envision him throwing EstroJen under the bus…. “Jen doesn’t have a job, but I do. I think Jen should be the one out there doing [insert whatever].”
 
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Alpaca Autopsy Expert said:
Or….. with all the outdoor troons gone now, maybe he’s doubling down on claiming he has his “social event manager” job , so he doesn’t have to do anything physical? I can envision him throwing EstroJen under the bus…. “Jen doesn’t have a job, but I do. I think Jen should be the one out there doing [insert whatever].”
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It’s funny because Jen has a back injury that he claims disability for, and even he at least cooks for the other troons. Kevin is the only one that does literally nothing.
 
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FinnSven said:
Do they risk eating things Jen’s hands have touched?
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Unfortunately. Nobody appears to have died from e.coli yet though.
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