Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

It's time for another furry convention! What will get Rioley banned this time?


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Did Pretend Cripple actually assault the dad? I rewound it a few times and it looks like a chest-poke. Even if Pretend Cripple is disturbing the peace flipping a guy's wheelchair is going to be pretty hard to explain to police.
A "chest poke" is still assault. Being crippled (fake or not) doesn't entitle you to touch others without their consent no matter how upset you are. But it looked more like a limp attempt at a punch to me anyway; his hand looked like it's clenched into a fist.
 
Even if Pretend Cripple is disturbing the peace flipping a guy's wheelchair is going to be pretty hard to explain to police.
Maybe assault was too strong a phrase (ESL strikes again), but it looks like it was more than a poke. I think the wheelchair flip will be overlooked by authorities because the guy stepped away after doing it, he didn't keep at it or hurt Ripley after.
 
I think my favorite detail is utterly failing at dog-bottoming across the dirt in an attempt to continue the altercation. I'm sure I'm not the only one that noticed his feet not moving when he's scooting.

I tested it myself just now: if I stop trying to use my legs while in the position he was in, my legs did bend up while scooting forward but my feet also scooted forward, more or less depending on the friction and obstacles of the surface they drag over while being pushed by my arms.

By contrast, the way you get that "feet not moving" is if you are scooting by anchoring your feet somewhat (requiring use of leg muscles) and also using your legs to pull forward while the arms push from behind.

Fucking amazing. :story:

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how does sucking dick for cock works?
Taking him literally, sucking someone's dick to try to convince them to use it on him in other ways, which seems to imply a profound lack of interest from the other party if the blowjob is an argument rather than just part and parcel of fucking some random dude.

I'm not sure if that scenario is more or less pathetic than sucking dick for crack because at least crack is a valuable asset if you don't smoke it.
 
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I like how he uses every muscle in his legs to slide along the ground and kick but needs a wheelchair to get around. It's totally not for pity points, you guys. This dude reminds me of Ricky's dad from Trailer Park Boys the way he fakes his disability. I'm surprised he didn't get up and throw the wheelchair like the deranged tranny he is.
 
>"I suck dick for cock"
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Also, lmao at this faggot bending his legs/knees to run after that guy. Disabled my ass.
 
Maybe assault was too strong a phrase (ESL strikes again), but it looks like it was more than a poke. I think the wheelchair flip will be overlooked by authorities because the guy stepped away after doing it, he didn't keep at it or hurt Ripley after.
What's the best defense if the police are fags & side with the troon? "He threw a downward closed fist at me, I thought maybe he pulled out a knife"?
 
Did Pretend Cripple actually assault the dad? I rewound it a few times and it looks like a chest-poke.
Yes. In California, harmful or offensive touching, even absent bodily injury, is legally "simple assault" under P.C. 240. Should apply through smacking the phone/hand as well.


If Ripley tries to press charges on this, he's a fucking idiot. Him doing this is probably the main reason furry elephant wants the video gone. Ripley is clearly the aggressor.

From what I gather, him pulling this shit has been presumed for some time, but now you have video evidence.

Maybe assault was too strong a phrase
It's actually not. Not within the currently applicable legal framework.
 
I cannot wait until we have more context for this. I want Ripples victim version, because it will be stupid and hilarious, but more so I look forward to all the witnesses who have to come forward and defend themselves afterwards.

Why does every fucking dramacow in existence have such a massive victim complex even when clearly in the wrong?

Because it’s the on way they can justify their shitty behaviour and still have supporters, even if those supporters are only paying them lip service because they tick all the right « oppressed peoples » boxes.

You’re a murderer if you kill someone, but you’re a hero if you kill someone in self defense.
 
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