Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Tasty Tatty]

If Lucas was a real woman, he knew that he can cover that baldness by cutting his hair short, add some highlights, and ruffle it a bit. Women also have baldness or bald spots for several reasons and it helps covering it.

Of course, not only he's not a real woman, but having short hair would make him look more like a man because women = long hair. Ask any rock singer of the 80s if you don't believe me.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

I love how Keffals constantly finds someone new to make enemies with.also all communism is trash.

Lucas doesn’t even understand communism. A true commie isn’t going to spend all his money on coomsumer products and uber eats.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

I love how Keffals constantly finds someone new to make enemies with.also all communism is trash.

He makes more enemies than a mumble rapper at a ku klux klan rally.

 

[Enrique Pena Nieto]

Lucas doesn’t even understand communism. A true commie isn’t going to spend all his money on coomsumer products and uber eats.

That’s most commies they think it’s “gib ems”

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

If Lucas was a real woman, he knew that he can cover that baldness by cutting his hair short, add some highlights, and ruffle it a bit. Women also have baldness or bald spots for several reasons and it helps covering it.

Of course, not only he's not a real woman, but having short hair would make him look more like a man because women = long hair. Ask any rock singer of the 80s if you don't believe me.

The Hair Metal bands took care of their hair.

 

[AnOminous]

He still has three solid months left to get killed in Mexico.

I'm pretty sure he isn't even in Mexico but probably East Texas somewhere.

 

[Historical Figure]

They literally didn't. What the fuck are you talking about, you fucking nigger?

I, for one, am absolutely devastated by the total, complete annihilation of Kiwifarms, its members and all they stand for. If not for the passionate work of all those insane trannies, we'd still be right here calling each other niggers and faggots. God Bless those fucking degenerates for setting us str8.

Edit: Fucking microsoft can't spell "annihilation"

 

[LargeChoonger]

I disagree. Keffals and his gang make up a very small part of the internet. Sure, they took down KF

For 3 days and now the site has been reinforced yet again. This happens every few months

 

[Shadow Man Dingo]

Eoin Maloney of 3217 Longlois Dr Lafayette, IN 47904 is 28 years old and was born in February of 1994. Pick a more unique name, I only got one result.

address from your post connected to alleged phone numbers.

 

[KEY]

Bathtub-HRT Troon Merch, Downtown flexing.

 

[Enrique Pena Nieto]

I'm pretty sure he isn't even in Mexico but probably East Texas somewhere.

Returnable coke bottles are a Mexican thing where you return it to the store and there reused.in the states they only sell the non returnable ones.he’s definitely in Mexico.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Are we making bets on how long it’ll take this retard to doxx himself after he moves?

As soon as he needs to to profit from. Probably when he rans out of money or he's not getting any noteworthy attention anymore.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I honestly tought gunt would get lolcow of the year at the start.

The Gunt still has my vote.
Lucas has caused a lot of shit but he's essentially  boring, his streams are mostly dead air, he's obviously in a permanent brain fog, ok his outbursts on the Blue Bird App and constant walk backs and deletions when he gets pushback are mildly amusing, and his current hairloss struggle provides a nice warm feeling of schadenfreude but he can't even get his ratio up anymore, he's a fucking flash in the pan.
This time in 6 months hardly anyone will remember him.
The Gunt is always entertaining and consistently, he current roll of retardation has been going since before Chris got locked up.
We had a couple good months out of Lucas, but he's already on the wane, he was starting to get pushback and that cuck DesTiny's little expo has fucking sunk the fork right in, he's done, his collapse and fight for relevance over the coming weeks will be fun, but at the end of the day he's achieved less than fucking Vordrak.
Unless he has a heart attack, or brake checks the wrong truck, the Ralphamale will still be delivering the lols next Thanksgiving.
My money's on the PigMan of West Memphis.

 

[Historical Figure]

Returnable coke bottles are a Mexican thing where you return it to the store and there reused.in the states they only sell the non returnable ones.he’s definitely in Mexico.

Or literally anywhere in Eurofagistan.

 

[themasterlurker]

The Gunt still has my vote.
Lucas has caused a lot of shit but he's essentially  boring, his streams are mostly dead air, he's obviously in a permanent brain fog, ok his outbursts on the Blue Bird App and constant walk backs and deletions when he gets pushback are mildly amusing, and his current hairloss struggle is at least amusing, but he can't even get his ratio up, he's a fucking flash in the pan.
This time in 6 months hardly anyone will remember him.
The Gunt is always entertaining and consistently, he current roll.of retardation has been going since before Chris got locked up.
We had a couple good months out of Lucas, but he's already on the wane, he was starting to get pushback and that cuck DesTiny's little expo has fucking sunk the fork right in, he's done, his collapse and fight for relevance over the coming weeks will be fun, but at the end of the day he's achieved less than fucking Vordrak.
Unless he has a heart attack, or brake checks the wrong truck, the Ralphamale will still be delivering the lols next Thanksgiving.
My money's on the PigMan of West Memphis.

I hope Ralph goes to Twitchcon and causes a ruckus, it's unlikely at this point but you never know with him, the shitshow from him even being there would be great, perhaps we might even see a Keffals and Guny collaboration

 

[Brutality]

He's burgerland's problem now

 

[human trash]

lucas doesn't deserve lolcow of the year because there's nothing all that funny about him, imo. he's just a tranny attention whore pedo and they're a dime a dozen.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I understand your point too, I’m not in favor of what’s going on today. But it’s just really difficult to show it. Because when you say things like “men wearing lipstick and dresses is insane” it doesn’t have any backing to it.

There is nothing in the shape of a dress or color of it that makes a dude more “manly.” Like, Pink colors doesn’t improve estrogen production or anything. It’s just our society that chooses it. Wasn’t there some Canadian prime minister who wore girls clothes in the 60s?

Don’t get me wrong, I think people really should try following specific roles in society. We used to be way more connected and stronger, but now we don’t. It’s just that showing that can’t come from “I choose what is insane or not” it has to come from studies and shit, that’s the only way to convince people these days.

Yeah I mean if somebody can't recognize a fucking dude in dress that paid Dr Poonwrong to carve him a fuck hole out of repurposed ballsack and colon is as crazy as a fucking Victorian Top Hat maker there's no helping them.
You don't need fucking scientific studies into common sense.
It's like asking for a knockout study on nigger dick size bro.
People who can't call a fucking spade a spade aren't worth saving.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

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He's burgerland's problem now

First thing Lucas is doing is clearing out a Taco Bell.

 

[xbv]