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Why do you think talking about the fucking Kiwi Farms is fucking banned in Keffals discord, you absolute mongoloid chimps. Why would the guy that based his whole persona on “Ending the kiwi Farms” ban any discussion of it?

We’ll have to big brain it and use our thinking thoughts for this one 🧠🧠🧠
Just the big hearted Keffals looking out for his community and trying to keep them safe. I don't see what else it could be.
 
Hi. Ignore this post because it's a complete non-sequitur for this thread - preemptive apologies.

But Lucas John Roberts and his ilk tried to take something from me. Their intentions are clear. If they had their way I would be unemployable and destitute. I will not forget this. I've always abided by the idea that hatred is like a hot coal that you hold in your own palm: it only burns yourself. But I'm mad as hell. Not so much at the actions of wicked men, but the servility and acquiescence of better men who allow it to happen. I never really believed in "ontological evil." But I think I know it now. I know I hate it. I will give it no quarter.
 
Lmfao like the one at the bottom? Its one of my favorites.
Every word of it true as well.
Thats why they get so mad and try so hard to silence us.
Because we are that inner voice made manifest. The one that they hear before they go to sleep and whispering in their ears when they look in a mirror.
Maybe its their sanity, maybe its their conscience.
Maybe its the ghost of their penis, crying out to them to join it.
But its the truth.
 
15yo Lucas Roberts, sitting in his squalid, filthy room in front of his computer, chatting with some aging pedo tranny
I ran this sentence through an AI (I would recommend nobody else does this), seems accurate
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IS HE TRYING TO GET ANOTHER DEFAMATION LAWSUIT.

and what the fuck is wrong with archive.md it aint working today

Oh, a bit of a crossover with the news I saw on A&H. Although it's not really news and more a blatant hit-piece coming from DNC propaganda PAC Media Matters. They're taking an old quote from Matt many years ago on an obscure radio show and setting it up out of context.

Anyway, this projection from Lucas is surpassing even that of an IMAX Theater.
Apparently what Matt said is even worse in context, as he's arguing we're overreacting about teenage pregnancy "because that was the norm in the past."
His enemy list is mounting incredibly quickly. If bullshit keeps stacking up the house of cards is going to collapse at some point. People have lots of reasons to hate this guy and he’s fucked with so many people’s livelihoods and finances, creators and just normal people. Lucas is a fucking lying scourge and waste of space, and so are his fans.

Also, by Luke’s logic I thought it was ok to post pictures and dox Josh’s mom and Kiwi Farmers because they fucked with you….but then when people fuck with Nick for having an opinion they didn’t like, he’s an evil asshole? He didn’t even dox them, they doxed themselves.

God these fucking people are Hypocritical scum lmao. They better hope the system keeps protecting them somehow.
Keffals sicced his little pets on Nick and he published their public information. That is what spooked Keffals, that Nick was capable of bloodshed as much as he was. You don't get to threaten people's livelihoods like that. Seeing them scramble to say sorry like they didn't get off of Lucas's stinkditch is hilarious.
 
Twitch Con is certainly going to be interesting, call me optimistic but I have a feeling Lucas will have an episode either there or while he's in San Diego. at least the musk from every other greasy slob will mask his necrotic axewound's aroma at least somewhat
At the very least, Lucas will pretend to have some form of confrontation there so he can grift over "being attacked by the evil kiwi farms in real life (send money plz)". Worst case scenario would be someone actually confronting or attacking the little dickless freak, which would just give him pure uncut victimhood to inject straight into his veins for the next few years.
 
Twitch Con is certainly going to be interesting, call me optimistic but I have a feeling Lucas will have an episode either there or while he's in San Diego. at least the musk from every other greasy slob will mask his necrotic axewound's aroma at least somewhat
His stink is so powerful it'll shatter every window at twitchcon, just you watch.
 
They probably deactivated temporarily and will reactivate later and change the handle.

Here's the information for the JaneOst_ twitter account (account creation time,userid,handle):
2011-01-04T17:11:42.000Z 234015539 JaneOst_

Twitter userids never change, regardless of what they change the handle to. You can use a site like TweeterID to lookup an account by the userid (and also get the userid from an active account).

I haven't posted one of these in a while. Here's some recently deleted tweets:
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https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1575599077361782784 (https://archive.ph/qwh9a)
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https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1575935000608116736 (https://archive.ph/EnCmx)
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https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1576269563427454976 (https://archive.ph/dHCWu)
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https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1576637354160582656 (https://archive.ph/O6XxP)
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https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1576666420276236288 (https://archive.ph/Ciik9)
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https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1577343105874927616 (https://archive.ph/gPBYz)
I just realized that KingCobraJFS has more followers than Keffals and that really puts this whole thing into perspective:story: :story: :story:
 
Imagine Destiny, Rekieta, Matt all suing Lucas at the same time :ratface:

I know Im being :optimistic:, But I still wish.
Like the final episode of Seinfeld where everyone finally ends up in the same room together. I would have sworn the Chris case would have brought about the dimensional merge but life is full of curveballs.
 
People in the keffals discord are just now noticing the farms are up and running
The next day:
The users who brought it up disappear, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
and what the fuck is wrong with archive.md it aint working today
Yeah, something's up with it. We might need to switch to GhostArchive for a while.
 
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