Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

It's time for another furry convention! What will get Rioley banned this time?


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Brett assaulted a furry’s father at a convention

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Video leading up to the above as found by @alpaca amhole which establishes Rioley instigated the fight (choosing to approach when the other party walked away to deescalate while others attempt to stop Rioley), that it's him ("I pay taxes, my name is Ripley Storm").



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"I suck dick for crack" says the furry. "We know that; you weird furfaggot" says everyone else. It takes some real advanced furfaggotry to cause drama at one of the furfag secret clubs, though. Congrats to this Violet "person", I guess.
 
I was right! The apology was from the puncher, who came onto Rioley's Twitter to post this:
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The apology post was from "Enkabuki"; this is from "演歌 enka!" (fuckin' weebs).



Rioley never resided at the ranch; he was just one of Kevin's online "girlfriends" until getting dumped about two years ago.

Ripley has now deleted her post where she said that she received an apology.
 
There are many times during our journey shuffling along this mortal coil that require us to take stock of our moral conduct and reflect upon our mistakes and shortcomings. October is a perfect month for this. Sometimes it is painful but in the end it is a healing process.

For those of you who may be troubled by this exercise I have words of consolation:

None of you here will ever embarrass yourself as much as Rioley did in that video.
 
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PS: god I hate twitter. Click "sorry/typo" tweet. Icon shows 1 reply. Click "show more replies." Nothing happens, "show more replies" disappears. Refresh. Repeat. Again nothing. Paste into not-logged-in browser. Oh NOW I can see the reply. Paste reply into logged-in browser. Replier doesn't have me blocked or anything. Fuck. Fucking. Twitter. /rant
 
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10/10 entertainment,
DICKS OUT FOR COCKS
COCKS OUT FOR DICKS

One other thing for the filthy casuals in this thread to take note of is that this is happening in Oakland.

I think that when people out of the area think of the Bay Area, they think that San Francisco and Berkeley are these ultra left wokehives and Oakland is basically Detroit in California.

Oakland is by far the wokest of them all.

If woke California had a capitol, it would be Oakland.

Multiple vegan Soul Food restaurants. The Oscar Grant AKA "Fruitvale Station" murder. Huge, gnarly BLM protests. Oakland was the city that pioneered the concept of "Ebonics" in schools. Racist freeways are there. Outdoor Afro is headquartered there. It's where the Black Panthers come from. Your Black Muslim Bakery (historical cow) was there.

But it's not just like, black stuff.

Huge, gnarly Occupy protests. The only House of Representatives member to vote against the war in Afghanistan. Plaza named after a Nisei internee. Barbecue Becky. Magic mushroom church. Ghost Ship. #Landback. Berkeley graduates. Regular port issues. Huge and under-appreciated racial and ethnic diversity including 16% Asians and 25% Hispanics. The Dana Rivers murders happened there. The Peoples Temple mass grave is there. Sonny Barger was the head of the Oakland chapter of Hells Angels. People there do not understand apostrophes.

This is a pretty great summary:


One thing is for sure: No matter what bullshit Kamala Harris tries to push, she is not from here.

Anyway, where I was going with this is that it's the epicenter of #ACAB.

My memory is failing me but didn't Roofie have an #ACAB on his profile?

Calling the cops is deeply uncool, man. Deeply uncool. Snitches get stitches.
Sorry to go offtopic but why do normies think florida is the only place with the crazies? California man is as crazy as Florida man. You can even argue crazy is everywhere.
 
What a wonderful spooky October gift, truly Rioley is the sleeper hit of the KGIU and I’m glad to see him finally achieve his breakout role. Wherever he goes now he’s gonna be followed by “I SUCK DICKS FOR COCK”, just like Kevin is with “am hole”. (Speaking of Kevin, bet he’s seen this clip and is secretly glad he dodged a bullet.)
 
I think I may know what makes Ravioli's cannelloni so revoltingly discolored and spotted. He has melasma from troonshine. Check out this photo here:

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See the discoloration where the red arrow is pointing? That is classic melasma. Although it is more common on the face, it can happen anywhere on the body. It shows up as spots and contiguous patches/areas of hyperpigmentation. One of the major triggers? Taking female hormones. It commonly happens to women who are taking birth control. Drinking the troonshine has caused hyperpigmentation of his face (and apparently other parts of his body...). It is quite unlikely to go away as long as he keeps taking the troonshine. You can do all sorts of things to try and limit how bad it is, bleaching creams etc... but they all come with serious limitations, and some of them are outright dangerous, not to mention they are only temporary.

It's amazing the lengths these freaks will go to in order to be "real" women, and their bodies are clearly screaming "STOP!".
 
With apologies to the Osmonds:

Don't suck dick for fun, "girl".
Let me be the one, "girl".
Suck dick for a reason,
Let the reason be cock.
I never understand anything
I just go back to simpler times^
[god those lyrics are flawlessly brilliant
as i'm sure y'all know]
 
So tired of "mental health crisis" being used as an excuse - no, Rioley was clearly not psychotic or anything close. Case in point: when he falls to the ground he clearly takes a second on how he's going to act next. He's just a really angry man who isn't used to being told NO.
 
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