Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 196 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 217 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 774 32.4%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 451 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 492 20.6%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 258 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,388
How do you go from posting wild autistic content with Filthy Franku and saying neighbor at conventions to simping for lucas? Many e-celebs go crazy or sellout, but edups just went from one extreme to another.
In an alternate timeline, idubbbz is making top tier "expose" videos about keffals and how much of a fucking creep he is. About the unbelievable media narrative that keffals is somehow a victim and Kiwi Farms is being smeared and outright lied about in nearly every article written about the situation. He would be calling out the lies and demanding accountability from so called "journalists" in an epic and hilarious takedown about doing what is right and actually doing their jobs.
Sadly we are in the timeline where he went from edgy youtuber, nerdy bad boy that said whatever the fuck he wanted and gave no fucks who disagreed, to the shell of a simp that he is today.
How could someone who used to stand up for free speech, wind up celebrating a child grooming, predatory troon who has done all the things that keffals has done? He would be the perfect subject for a Content Cop video but here we are. Instead of bringing Content Cop back from the dead for what could be the most popular video he puts out, he listens to Anisa and the brain/ball weakening things she blabbers on about while not cleaning or making dinner.

I knew he stopped being cool but it's astounding how much of a little bitch he's actually become. Just when you think he can't be more bitchmade, he likes a tweet by keffals of all people. Can he get any lower than this?

Gets super upset people compare her to males (eliot page, maxmoefoe, ezra miller)
*inspiration strikes*
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Idk but Ezra might be prettier, have more life in his eyes and be a little less retarded than Anisa.

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You could tell people this is a mugshot of Ezra Miller and I bet they wouldn't even question it.
 
In an alternate timeline, idubbbz is making top tier "expose" videos about keffals and how much of a fucking creep he is. About the unbelievable media narrative that keffals is somehow a victim and Kiwi Farms is being smeared and outright lied about in nearly every article written about the situation. He would be calling out the lies and demanding accountability from so called "journalists" in an epic and hilarious takedown about doing what is right and actually doing their jobs.
Sadly we are in the timeline where he went from edgy youtuber, nerdy bad boy that said whatever the fuck he wanted and gave no fucks who disagreed, to the shell of a simp that he is today.
And in this alternate timeline Anisa would've ended up with Chris Ray Gun, like she initially planned and he would probably be thinking about suicide by now. That dude dodged a major bullet and also ended up with the hotter and way more sympathetic girlfriend at the start of the Anisa x Ian saga. If i remember correctly, Anisa just monkeybranched from that poor guy she was in a longer relationship with (and who's name escapes me right now, i think he was on some esport team) to Ian but still had her sights dead-set on CRG and completly lost her shit in her godawful streams and on
Twitter once she realized Chris and Laci Green were officially an item. While Ian watched. Like the spineless cuck he was and still is. Man, that seems like forever ago, someone correct me if i got any of that wrong.

TL;DR Ian was always spineless, Anisa is a disloyal bitch who always looks for greener pastures.

Also, did Chris steal Ian's shtick or is it the other way around? I was aware of Ian earlier than i was of Chris, and of Chris only because of Anisa's shenanigans. Chris and Ian have had the same mannerisms, cadence and eerily similar voices back then, i never bothered to follow up on who actually came first.
 
If i remember correctly, Anisa just monkeybranched from that poor guy she was in a longer relationship with (and who's name escapes me right now, i think he was on some esport team) to Ian but still had her sights dead-set on CRG and completly lost her shit in her godawful streams and on
Twitter once she realized Chris and Laci Green were officially an item.
Dusting off my /pt memory of ancient Anisa threads, her former boyfriend was this Twitch dude Akaadian, his Twitter says 'long-standing LCS Jungler' and is currently a Coach for some E-Sports team. I don't know much about this stuff. She most certainly did monkeybranch from this guy to Ian, and had fervently denied it for years. She's claimed that the relationship was emotionally and romantically over but they just hadn't officially broken up by whatever con it was that she and Ian hooked up. Who knows what was truly going on in their relationship but it seems like she decided on her own that it was pretty much done and slithered her way over to Ian, but she insists that she didn't cheat. Real scumbag behavior.

I remember seeing a Twitch clip on /pt of Akaadian supposedly right after the cheating, just fucking fuming and saying how much girls piss him off. No one was able to really say if that's the context of his anger in the clip, because he's very upset but won't go into detail when asked why. The timeline added up though.

He moved on, and, amusingly, ended up with a very cute blonde that was a major upgrade from Anisa. I remember screenshots of Anisa being asked (not sure what platform) 'have you seen Akaadian's new girl? She's beautiful!' and her response was something like 'yeah, and tall!' which was funny. I don't know if he and the blonde are still together, but I hope so merely because the contrast between her and current Anisa is hilarious.

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Dusting off my /pt memory of ancient Anisa threads, her former boyfriend was this Twitch dude Akaadian, his Twitter says 'long-standing LCS Jungler' and is currently a Coach for some E-Sports team. I don't know much about this stuff. She most certainly did monkeybranch from this guy to Ian, and had fervently denied it for years. She's claimed that the relationship was emotionally and romantically over but they just hadn't officially broken up by whatever con it was that she and Ian hooked up. Who knows what was truly going on in their relationship but it seems like she decided on her own that it was pretty much done and slithered her way over to Ian, but she insists that she didn't cheat. Real scumbag behavior.

I remember seeing a Twitch clip on /pt of Akaadian supposedly right after the cheating, just fucking fuming and saying how much girls piss him off. No one was able to really say if that's the context of his anger in the clip, because he's very upset but won't go into detail when asked why. The timeline added up though.

He moved on, and, amusingly, ended up with a very cute blonde that was a major upgrade from Anisa. I remember screenshots of Anisa being asked (not sure what platform) 'have you seen Akaadian's new girl? She's beautiful!' and her response was something like 'yeah, and tall!' which was funny. I don't know if he and the blonde are still together, but I hope so merely because the contrast between her and current Anisa is hilarious.

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Right! Akaadian! I tried hard to remember the name yesterday and couldn't. I too started following Anisa's antics on /pt/, back when LC was an actually good board and not that barren, FDS 2.0 wasteland it is today.

Man, i'm happy for that dude. New girl is an upgrade in the looks department compared to Anisa but even if he'd be single ever since Anisa left him, i'd still be happy for him, at least he'd be rid of Anisa. I personally have a huge problem with disloyal people and what Anisa did to Akaadian was pretty much the epitome of disloyalty, especially in how openly she betrayed him. I wouldn't be surprised if he learned of their supposed break-up via other peoples tweets.
 
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Akaadian and his gf aren't together anymore but he's dedicating his life to his cat so that's better than Anisa I guess
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  • E-sports
    • The team he was working for was withholding payment and made them live in a shared gaming house. Dude was struggling and barely eating according to Anisa
    • Anisa said a lot of their relationship issues stemmed from Akaadian not having money and "being cheap"
      • Even though Anisa knew about his situation, Anisa was still upset with him
        • Recalls a time they went to a diner for breakfast and was super upset that akaadian asked her to help pay
        • She tried to label him as abusive/toxic but her chat didn't agree, so she dropped that narrative
        • Alludes to akaadian’s other ex, Kels, and how they bonded over this.
      • She happily takes the role of a "pro esports girlfriend" and speaks for him like a manager. You know, Anisa logic where "I know/fucked a guy, therefore I'm an expert on it, too"
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      • Also happily namedrops all of Akaadian's pro friends
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  • Akaadian blocked Anisa after their breakup
    • After Akaadian got a new gf it looks like he forgave Anisa and they became mutuals again
      • people speculate Anisa came crying to him, listing all the bullying she was receiving about her "cheating", and needed him to help her image
    • Anisa rationalizes her "cheating moving on" was a good thing because his gf at the time was "blonde, tall, and had blue eyes". Implying he upgraded, so it's ok.
  • Anisa cucked k4iley, her current best friend/camera man
    • K4iley had a huge crush on Akaadian and hated Anisa
      • Openly talked shit about her via streams, tweets, instagram. Sometimes even directly @ Anisa
      • Called Anisa a whore, slut, etc
    • After Anisa broke up with Akaadian, K4iley stopped hating Anisa and thought she was "very cool" actually
Anyways random image I found while looking for old screenshots. Anisa looks like Keffals from behind
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Is there an equivalent term to "troon" for FtM trannies? Because I get the feeling such a term will soon apply to Anisa very well.
 
Whenever anyone posts pictures of Anisa from before she began her transformation into...whatever the hell this is, it gives me whiplash. It's easy to forget that she looked like a normal, human female before 2020. She really just dropped all pretense of trying to be likeable and attractive, opting instead to become some kind of Franken-tittie monster. Did she think adopting an appearance of "tough, edgy, badass" would sway people to make fun of her less?

That esports guy she left for idubbbz really lucked out, even if he is single currently. I wonder if he ever checks her social media (or this thread) and thinks to himself "that could have been me". While she may have gotten him to pretend to be friends on social media, you just know he's laughing at what she's become and counting his blessings that he's not idubbbz.
 
Did she think adopting an appearance of "tough, edgy, badass" would sway people to make fun of her less?
I honestly believe she’s doing it all for attention, regardless of the fact that it’s positive or negative. She was definitely unhinged before Ian but her dad’s trip down Alzheimers lane and Isn being a spineless loser probably sped her determination into a blow up doll.
 
In classic Anisa fashion, she has somehow made the whole TryGuys drama about her
How ableist of you. Don't you know she's maybe possibly nEurOdIvErGEnt????? And of course this means she can't physically stop talking about herself!! She can't help it! She read a Twitter thread about it so it must be true.

Also what a terrible take. No, just because someone goes and leaks some drama doesn't mean you absolutely *have* to comment on it. It could make things worse, something she of all people should know after the disaster that was that iDubbbz video she directly references in the tweets. There's no way she sees the fallout of that as a win.
 
Also what a terrible take. No, just because someone goes and leaks some drama doesn't mean you absolutely *have* to comment on it. It could make things worse, something she of all people should know after the disaster that was that iDubbbz video she directly references in the tweets. There's no way she sees the fallout of that as a win.
In her mind you do *have* to comment on it. She probably sees every ounce of internet attention as positive, even if she doesn't like what is being said, because attention is still attention and she is ADDICTED to attention. If people are nice she can feel special, if people are mean she can play the victim role to get positive attention and feel special. If not enough people are paying attention to her she can show her tits and get awful tattoos to post about. I really don't think she has the capacity to understand that not everything needs to be hashed out on the internet and some things are better left as private matters.
She got idubbbz to piss off most of his fans and tank his status as a "no fucks given" champion of free speech. He really comes off as more of an awkward mess than ever before and has never had so many people just straight up disappointed in him, but he shit on his fans for her , ruined his entire reputation for her. That's totally a win in her eyes.
 
In her mind you do *have* to comment on it. She probably sees every ounce of internet attention as positive, even if she doesn't like what is being said, because attention is still attention and she is ADDICTED to attention. If people are nice she can feel special, if people are mean she can play the victim role to get positive attention and feel special. If not enough people are paying attention to her she can show her tits and get awful tattoos to post about. I really don't think she has the capacity to understand that not everything needs to be hashed out on the internet and some things are better left as private matters.
She got idubbbz to piss off most of his fans and tank his status as a "no fucks given" champion of free speech. He really comes off as more of an awkward mess than ever before and has never had so many people just straight up disappointed in him, but he shit on his fans for her , ruined his entire reputation for her. That's totally a win in her eyes.
It's amazing and horrific at the same time of how she does literally anything for attention.
>Bolt tits on? Check.
>Trash tattos? Check.
>Want to cut your tits off for twitter asspats? Check.
>Making your fucking husband a complete laughing stock on the iNTERNET? Check.

Every sane dude would've NOPE'd the fuck out. This is fucking sad.
 
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