Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Considering we are only now seeing the side-effects of massive uses of HRT it could very well be it causes some sort of odd pattern baldness
how ironic. the shit they jabbed in their bloodstream to make em look younger and feminine only made them look older and uglier than they would have normally. actually hilarious. hopefully the next side effect is even worse
 
So then the timelines is:

1. Groomed by a criminal pedophile over the Internet at age 13
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2. Hooked up with hormones by a 42 year-old at only 16 as you noted.

3. Dick cut off at age 18.

God almighty, do not let kids use the Internet unsupervised.
>coerced into sending nudes to an adult at age 13
>given illegal drugs by an adult at age 16
>castrated at age 18
>"this has nothing to do with me being trans."

wonder why anyone would think it does :\
 
That's not her dad it's a pair of youtubers called Jschlatt and JustAMinx. I'm not sure if it's meant to be a skit or what but she's one of those non-binary fake troons so I don't know if she'd go along with something like that. She looked genuinely shook though so either way you can tell it hurt her even if it was meant to be a joke.
That's an actual woman?
Lmfao damn thats unfortunate, I seriously thought it was a male troon with the Innsmouth Look.
She's got eyes like a Deep One.
Trying to understand Lucas's rationale on anything he tweets is like trying to understand how it's physically possible to be going bald in the way he does: you just have to accept it for what it is, bizarre and nonsensical, and likely a combination of low IQ, HRT brain fog and confusion from being molested by other trannies as a kid, LMFAO.


He ironically looks like a zombie/ghoul. That kind of hairloss is normally only possible if your body is rotting away or exposed to radiation. However, like with his massive fucking hunchback, Lucas's body finds a way to defy normal human physiology.

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He looks like a snake that just ate a refrigerator. What the fuck is wrong with his torso? It's even stranger in motion.
Does he have fucking scoliosis or is it just from being hunched over a keyboard constantly?
Christ he's built like a fucking fridge how the fuck could anyone confuse that for a chick?
It's the female Ludwig pattern, not the male Norwood pattern.
Lol kinda but even then it's not retreating from the centerline of the head, it's fucking coming out in patches and clumps.
 
I was looking through who Keffals backup account followed and I found something pretty interesting....

Another minor connected to catboy ranch, or as Keffals would call them "wrangled catboys" (They are 18 now I assume)

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More hypersexualised behavior from a minor
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A picture of the dude from a tweet.
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Just having seen this makes me feel like I should be in jail.
 
Why does he keep making this joke? Is it because he has no real way to prove them wrong but feels the need to respond anyway? Fucking
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People give him too much credit. Lucas once asked fans for help with counter-arguments against Keemstar.

To think he could have dodged all of this if he hadn't tried to blackmail Winter, which turned out to be key evidence to blow off his grift.

This creep literally shot himself in the foot, he has no one to blame.
 
It's a little bit hard to take his opinions on Communism and workers' rights seriously when, from what I understand, he has not worked a day in his life in spite of being able-bodied, and subsisted on government benefits before finding success as a streamer who complains about oppression and demands more gibs.
I think he mentioned on one of his more recent streams that he had job(s?) and was unable to keep them due to his “disability”. I personally just think he’s a lazy NEET considering I’ve worked with some absolute dumb fucks who could barely do their job, but still kept it. I could see his drug usage as causing him to not show up on time and get him fired. His awful sleep schedule could also be to blame.
Oh, a bit of a crossover with the news I saw on A&H. Although it's not really news and more a blatant hit-piece coming from DNC propaganda PAC Media Matters. They're taking an old quote from Matt many years ago on an obscure radio show and setting it up out of context.

Anyway, this projection from Lucas is surpassing even that of an IMAX Theater.
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This jagoff here is Zach Drennen. He was doxed earlier in this thread because he’s buddies with Lucas. I love the media, they’re so important.
 
As far as I'm aware she's a cis woman doing the whole non-binary, any pronouns and pansexual bullshit. I don't know tons about her so I could be wrong but I'm sure I read at one point she went to a religious all girls school which would lend itself to her being an actual woman.
In this day and age, Non-binary is just another name for a tomboy or sissyboy. They are cringe.
 
That's an actual woman?
Lmfao damn thats unfortunate, I seriously thought it was a male troon with the Innsmouth Look.
She's got eyes like a Deep One.

Does he have fucking scoliosis or is it just from being hunched over a keyboard constantly?
Christ he's built like a fucking fridge how the fuck could anyone confuse that for a chick?

Lol kinda but even then it's not retreating from the centerline of the head, it's fucking coming out in patches and clumps.
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A projection of Lucas's future hair loss if it continues on the current rate. Just imagine if the zombie had thick black hair dye because they're apparently troon Elvis.

Imagine dying your hair black to pretend you're more Italian, fake hair that doesn't pass like Lucas "Balding Fridge" Roberts doesn't pass as a woman. BTW you forgot your roots you dumb chomo, we can see your natural light brown hair, lmao. Maybe we couldn't before but the rapid balding has exposed the roots.
 
It's a little bit hard to take his opinions on Communism and workers' rights seriously when, from what I understand, he has not worked a day in his life in spite of being able-bodied, and subsisted on government benefits before finding success as a streamer who complains about oppression and demands more gibs.
I disagree, I think he sounds exactly like a modern communist.
 
That's an actual woman?
Lmfao damn thats unfortunate, I seriously thought it was a male troon with the Innsmouth Look.
She's got eyes like a Deep One.
She's really unfortunate looking which is about the nicest way I can describe her. She's got that weird combo of resting bitch face combined with looking like one of those grey aliens with the huge eyes.
In this day and age, Non-binary is just another name for a tomboy or sissyboy. They are cringe.
You'll get no argument from me there. I would add though that calling yourself non-binary is also ubiquitous with white, cis women who want a piece of the special rainbow pie. They can't get it any other way without fully trooning out which they won't do because fuck that. Used to be you could call yourself bisexual and you'd get some brownie points but you actually get more hatred calling yourself bi these days, so non-binary is all that's left for them.
 
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A projection of Lucas's future hair loss if it continues on the current rate. Just imagine if the zombie had thick black hair dye because they're apparently troon Elvis.

Imagine dying your hair black to pretend you're more Italian, fake hair that doesn't pass like Lucas "Balding Fridge" Roberts doesn't pass as a woman. BTW you forgot your roots you dumb chomo, we can see your natural light brown hair, lmao. Maybe we couldn't before but the rapid balding has exposed the roots.
Things have escalated I'm now healed by radiation.
 

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You'll get no argument from me there. I would add though that calling yourself non-binary is also ubiquitous with white, cis women who want a piece of the special rainbow pie. They can't get it any other way without fully trooning out which they won't do because fuck that. Used to be you could call yourself bisexual and you'd get some brownie points but you actually get more hatred calling yourself bi these days, so non-binary is all that's left for them.
Nah a large chunk of women identify as bisexual and act like that automatically makes them part of the gay community even though they've never touched a pussy and never will. Bonus points if they identify both as non-binary and bi. If anything troons and bisexuals are the ones in control of the LGBT movement right now, because homosexuality isn't trans-inclusive and having a biological sex preference makes you bigoted.
 
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