Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

Random Dyke said:
Hi friends! I'm new to this thread.
I noticed nobody shared this video from 4 days ago. It's... something.

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He said it's for some "Bros" movie premiere that he's attending (because of course he is)
Here's the trailer for that dumpster fire of a movie. I can't wait for all of the paid critic reviews to drop!
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I cant watch that fuckung trailer. Please dear satan dont let that text all over the screen become the next popular thing. I will never see a movie again.
 
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What manner of man is this, or what manner of creature is it in the semblance of man? I feel the dread of this horrible place overpowering me; I am in fear—in awful fear—and there is no escape for me; I am encompassed about with terrors that I dare not think of....​

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Enola Straight said:
Now if he'd only shorten it further to Dill because this faggot has a pickle between his legs. YWNBAW, Dill.
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It’s very likely Dilly or Dyl was a childhood nickname. Since it’s pretty much confirmed his transition is to escape adulthood, it’s very likely he’s calling himself this to make him feel like a child again.

Also, he’s clearly quite lonely, so if no one’s around to call him pet names or nicknames, he has himself.
 
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lady stoneheart said:
i would drive my car straight into the Mississippi with a trunk full of cement mix before going to a theatre to see a rom-com in current year, especially one made by and about giggling Twitter-brained slay queen faggots. there hasn’t been a good rom-com made since before i was born

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what the fuck is this pedo look lmao. dude needs electrolysis for his larp, badly. a whole mason jar of house paint couldn’t cover up that Homer Simpson mouth.

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uh oh, unapproved and literally genocidal opinion spotted. thank god he has products to consoom to give him a fat princess poker! too bad they still don’t make him look like a woman.
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I just fucking said this in Kayden Coleman's thread, but only trenders and fetishists use the term "gender euphoria."
 
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Troontown Online said:
This might sound odd, but seeing this one gave me Austin Powers vibes. I think it might be how overly enthusiastic Dylan is being here. I just heard, "YEAH BABY YEAH!" in my head as I saw him freak out. I've also realized he kind of looks like Mike Meyers in this video.View attachment 3694963
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At least Austin Powers has some morals, he refused to sleep with someone who was intoxicated, I get the feeling Dylan waits for guys to black out before giving them a thorough penis inspection...
 
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Megalodon Jaw said:
How do they not see this shit. Its visible to the naked eye. Did he not do a test to see if it matches? Just buy a $50 foundation and hope for the best??
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This is the current state of makeup for zoomers and millennials. In my time in hs and college for big events, girls' foundation would not match their skin color regularly. In fact most looked unrecognizable from when you would normally see them on a regular basis. Also gen-z make-up is more 'expressive' these days, into flashy colors and stuff. On most women it looks decent, however Dylan looks like he got a makeover from a mortician.

Exhibit a & b:

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umami's milk said:
fucccckiiiiiiiiinnnn looooooool

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It looks like he's been wearing it all day and it's oxidised. Probably either not using primer or (because he enjoys the ritual of getting ready) spackled on far too much primer and didn't let it dry before spackling on the foundation. Or maybe he's using an SPF primer.

Then again, he does seem to be on PR lists for some makeup companies so he could just be grabbing whatever foundations have been sent to him for free and he starts out looking like that.
 
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Dill now thinks he's attracted to "women"



Lol @ his poor delusional dad, still holding out hope for his confused son.

Edit: I wanted to add that I once had a top similar to the one Dill has in this video. I was 11.
 
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The Sea Witch said:
They keep saying that word and I have no idea what they mean. What the fuck even is gender euphoria? Being a woman all these years hasn't been anywhere near as cool as what these men claim to be experiencing cosplaying as us. Women just live our lives, damn. Shut up about it already.
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It means when they put panties, knee highs, and a skirt on they get a boner.
 
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