Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Positron said:
Bobby thinks you can take the belief out of religion -- because religion is apparently just something you consoom.
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I know we've gotten hints of Bob's hypocrisy on this sort of stuff before (I seem to recall him being shockingly cool with palmistry), but can I just point out how absurd it is that he can shit all over the belief foundational to religion but take a hands-off approach verging on respect to claims of experiencing "spirit phenomena re: practitioners of practical magick""?! I suspect Bob is friends (or more likely is thirsting for) some wackadoo witchcraft broad and wants to appear respectful and open-minded, but holy God, how can you be this smug about your superior intellect and practiced skepticism while averring fucking magic might actually exist?!?

* - Love the Crowley spelling of "magick." I wonder if he knows where it comes from or if he's just imitating whoever-it-is that he doesn't want to upset by appearing skeptical of, again, fucking magic.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
"A LOT more of his money is tied up in Tesla stock then it is in just banks or solid assets, so if other investors don't loan him the money to help out he can either own Twitter or hold his controlling interest in Tesla"

Bob, do you understand what collateral is? You really think other billionaires are like Scrooge McDuck with giant vaults and "solid assets" don't you?
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Even for him that was exceptionally smooth-brained:

"Hey, billionares aren't actually rich in tangible on-hand money, just assets! 95% of what he owns is tied up in things! So, all the OTHER billionaires can just leverage him out by denying him the tangible on-hand money that they have in excess, of course, being billionaires!"

Mola Ram said:
I know we've gotten hints of Bob's hypocrisy on this sort of stuff before (I seem to recall him being shockingly cool with palmistry), but can I just point out how absurd it is that he can shit all over the belief foundational to religion but take a hands-off approach verging on respect to claims of experiencing "spirit phenomena re: practitioners of practical magick""?! I suspect Bob is friends (or more likely is thirsting for) some wackadoo witchcraft broad and wants to appear respectful and open-minded, but holy God, how can you be this smug about your superior intellect and practiced skepticism while averring fucking magic might actually exist?!?

* - Love the Crowley spelling of "magick." I wonder if he knows where it comes from or if he's just imitating whoever-it-is that he doesn't want to upset by appearing skeptical of, again, fucking magic.
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It's nothing new to a raging egoist to denounce a system entirely, then turn around and adopt the exact same thing while claiming "it's different, because I'm wearing pants while doing it, they were all wearing SHORTS!"

And literal magic actually appeals to people who reject organized religion and classic spirituality since it means THEY are the wielders of the power cosmic, not some distant deity you have to do jumping-jacks for to curry favor. Yes, it doesn't make a lick of logical sense, and there's no scientific evidence it works, but, it soothes their wounded pride that they could be more than just another mere mortal. Therefore, cue the "ack ack ackshually....."
 
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TowinKarz said:
Even for him that was exceptionally smooth-brained:

"Hey, billionares aren't actually rich in tangible on-hand money, just assets! 95% of what he owns is tied up in things! So, all the OTHER billionaires can just leverage him out by denying him the tangible on-hand money that they have in excess, of course, being billionaires!"
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It's probably how he justifies his lack of money, despite insisting how amazing he is "All my net worth is tied up in Mario collectibles and Disney Movies, which are guaranteed to increase in value as we reach the superior future".
 
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TowinKarz said:
Yes, it doesn't make a lick of logical sense, and there's no scientific evidence it works, but, it soothes their wounded pride that they could be more than just another mere mortal. Therefore, cue the "ack ack ackshually....."
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Well... it does make some logical sense. This is from a public domain book I got from Amazon (free), the second edition published in 1900 to show how old the idea is.

'How,' it has been asked, 'could all mankind forget a pure religion?'[5] That is what I now try to explain. That degeneration I would account for by the attractions which animism, when once developed, possessed for the naughty natural man, 'the old Adam.' A moral creator in need of no gifts, and opposed to lust and mischief, will not help a man with love-spells, or with malevolent 'sendings' of disease by witchcraft; will not favour one man above his neighbour, or one tribe above its rivals, as a reward for sacrifice which he does not accept, or as constrained by charms which do not touch his omnipotence. Ghosts and ghost-gods, on the other hand, in need of food and blood, afraid of spells and binding charms,[6] are a corrupt, but, to man, a useful constituency. Man being what he is, man was certain to 'go a-whoring' after practically useful ghosts, ghost-gods, and fetishes which he could keep in his wallet or medicine bag. For these he was sure, in the long run, first to neglect his idea of his Creator; next, perhaps, to reckon Him as only one, if the highest, of the venal rabble of spirits or deities, and to sacrifice to Him, as to them. And this is exactly what happened! If we are not to call it 'degeneration,' what are we to call it? It may be an old theory, but facts 'winna ding,' and are on the side of an old theory.
 
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I'm pressing a hard X on Daylight Warrior being TeamImpossible. He has zero hallmarks of TeamImpossible who ALWAYS almost immediately defaulted to "STUF NAZI". I tried to do a twitter search to see if I could find him based on his catch phrase but was taken aback by the sheer amount of aspergery tards that vomit that phrase.


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LMAO he's not lying.
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I'm confused by how the census mixes in Latinos and whites in one section and then doesn't in another but whatever. The important thing to note is that the guy Bob is trying to dunk on is talking about black people, not Mexicans. I did go back through the tweet thread just to confirm and the rando has only talked about black people in all of this interaction. Granted, he did say that Bob lives in a neighborhood of mostly white people but Bob fired back and said "Nuh-uh! Lynn's better known and Mini-Havana IDIOT!" and the guy fires back that he's talking about Bob's neighborhood, not the town.
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Bob's argument is the same as a descendent of Henry Ford claiming that they know the plight of poor people because they live in Detroit. It's nonsense. Maybe Bob moved back in with Mom because she needed a man in the house to deter all the eses and vatos playing their loud music? Lastly, imagine bragging that you are a stranger in your own town because of the influx of people who do not even speak the local language.


The console wars have changed!
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LOL, LMAO even
Less than an hour later it was followed up by
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So I take it Netflix lost some kind of streaming war because Disney puts out MCU garbage on it's site? If we go back to Bob's personal Vietnam, the console wars of the 90's, we can definitively say Sega eventually lost that war because they left the console market. Netflix, much like us, is still kicking. I don't know what flex he's trying to make or he's just larping as Carnac the Magnificent again with his consoomposting.

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I neglected to mention this
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Either it's good and Bob has to try to memory hole his months of belly aching about this movie and his predictions that it'll suck or it sucks and we get to watch him cope and sneed impotently into the wind.
 
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Flexo said:
Was reading a comic and came across a perfect pfp for Bob in the side of a panel.

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We went over it on another thread here. It's just a basic observation that people should be married before having kids and once upon a time 16 year old starting a family wasn't that unusual.

Basically he pointed out simple history.
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From what book is that panel with the fat guy in the consumer shirt from?
 
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Positron said:
A rare message to his paypigs.
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Sounds like Mom is raising his rent. I guess it's beg for more money or never again be able to afford the culinary delight that is Mountain Dew chicken.
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Amazon reportedly granted the Tolkien estate some creative decisions.
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When Christopher Tolkein was alive they had sent Tom Shippey to be the family's representative to ensure some kind of canon was followed. After Christopher died, they fired him, scrapped all the scripts and rewrote everything to be well...what we got. This was kind of well known at the time, and people saw the warning signs. Not that I expect Blobby to know that, it's not like something like that could be looked up on Wikipedia.
 
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Mario trailer soon. I'm afraid he's going to be neutral or resigned about it and won't supply us the sputtering impotent rage I know he's capable of. *sigh*
 
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OutInTheRain said:
Sounds like Mom is raising his rent. I guess it's beg for more money or never again be able to afford the culinary delight that is Mountain Dew chicken.

When Christopher Tolkein was alive they had sent Tom Shippey to be the family's representative to ensure some kind of canon was followed. After Christopher died, they fired him, scrapped all the scripts and rewrote everything to be well...what we got. This was kind of well known at the time, and people saw the warning signs. Not that I expect Blobby to know that, it's not like something like that could be looked up on Wikipedia.
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It's also not like Bob would care either; this is all fiction and the cannon doesn't matter.
 
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"Epic" seeming fantasy scenario. Mario having a Brooklyn accent and possibly coming straight from Brooklyn.

Yeah - Bobby is gonna sperg out hard about this movie. Whoever voted "He makes a sequel to Brick by Brick after watching the movie," get ready to collect your prize.
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Jack Awful said:
"The classic origin"
Moviebob still devastated that they retconned Mario to be from the Mushroom Kingdom instead of New York.
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You know, when I was a kid, I was a huge He-Man fan. Not the cartoon, but the toys, which were around for maybe a year or two before the cartoon aired (time is funny when you're a kid, it might have been as brief a window as six months). It was my first taste of sword & sorcery, along with Thundarr the Barbarian, and what I imagined about Conan the Barbarian, which fascinated me but was not allowed to see until I was much older. I was anticipating the show for what felt like eons. Then it came out, and I was outraged. I hated the Prince Adam secret identity, I hated that Battle Cat was really a coward, I hated the schmaltzy forced lessons, and I fucking despised Orko. It was enough to make me give up the toy in favor of GI Joe. Looking back, it's really not a bad cartoon, and actually has quality animation, though it's still nothing compared to the much bloodier and savage world my 6 year old brain conjured up.

I can look back and see it was maybe my first experience being disappointed by the mass media. What I can't imagine is still being pissed about it in my 40s.

Grow up, Bob. While there's still time.
 
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