Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

[Magic Sun Daddy]

how does sucking dick for cock works?

Maybe they suck dick in alleys to raise money so they can pay to suck cock in brothels. A vicious cycle, to be sure.

 

[The Dude]

All the Twitter and Reddit idiots wringing their hands over whether to side with a « trans woman » (who is always in the right in every situation, and free to act in any manner because they’re so brave for existing) or cancel the white person for using Gamer Words (By Twitter law you must prostrate yourself before whoever won the most golds at the oppression olympics this season and then get cancelled anyway, even if the word you used 20 years ago wasn’t a slur then) are hilarious!
It will never not be funny when the terminally serious legitimately stress themselves out over something they should be laughing at.

That said I do have a confession; I’ve hung around a lot of druggies in the past and I do think I know what Ripples was trying to say with « I suck dick for cock. »
Keep in mind he’s obviously high, enraged and feeling pretty protected by his (title 9) minority status (lol), so he’s not worried about appearing PC.
From what he’s screaming before and during, I think what he’s trying to say is « Buddy, you’re a faggot, and that’s coming from me; a guy who sucks dick- »
And here’s where I think he catches himself from with saying he sucks dick and HAS a cock, or mixes it with « for a living »
He then gets stuck in a loop because he is incredibly high and borderline retarded, and if he stops shouting he’ll lose all momentum. So he’s trying to sort out his own sentence, lost in a rage AND high as fuck but as you can see after he’s on the ground part of him is still aware enough to know he has a role he’s supposed to be playing.
I think that same tiny glimmer of awareness is driving the entire event: it’s what stops him from admitting either that he has a cock or that he sucks it for money, it’s what stops him from just standing up and chasing the dude and I think it’s why he grabbed at the guy’s phone to stop him from filming. Reply obviously doesn’t care about how people view him in public but he’s super sensitive to what people online may say.

Or maybe I’m overthinking all this and projecting logic onto nothing more than an angry fail male throwing a very public tantrum.

Considering that Ravioli was under the influence of THC, was emotionally overwhelmed, is incredibly childish, has (I believe) Autism Spectrum Disorder, and very poor self-control, I'd say that it's a good bet that he became so shocked and unhinged that his mind shorted out and he lost control of the language center of his brain. Like a little kid who is so emotionally out of control that they've become incoherent.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Maybe they suck dick in alleys to raise money so they can pay to suck cock in brothels. A vicious cycle, to be sure.

You forget that this is effectively the Gay capitol of North America and the price of cock is very depressed right now.

Sucking dick for $25 so you can pay $20 to suck cock doesn't make any financial sense.

A fellow could go broke doing that.

 

[stupid frog]

is there a site with insider tips on when to invest in cocks and when to invest in dicks?

 

[Souji Tendou]

is there a site with insider tips on when to invest in cocks and when to invest in dicks?

You're on it right now, friend.

 

[Lake]

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

We need a source from when he was in the hospital.

We've speculated for a while that he was unpleasant to the staff and that's why his pussy was cancelled.

I figured it was maybe a bit of backtalk and a subtle note in his chart that this one is a bit volatile.

Now I think this one had a full meltdown and started screaming epithets at the staff and there's probably a note at the front door that this one needs security called.

Anyone have a friend at UCSF?

I would guess everyone there is either super woke or hella based.

Earlier last month, Rioley was tweeting about how his UCSF medical file has been marked as "red flag"

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Earlier last month, Rioley was tweeting about how his UCSF medical file has been marked as "red flag"

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Rioley has never been to see any medical professional and left without causing a scene and accusing the entire building of harassing him.

Never has he tweeted “I had a pleasant trip to the doctor and nothing happened!”

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

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Brett assaulted a furry’s father at a convention

https://twitter.com/tr00perr/status/1577638341918576648

https://archive.ph/pFI5L

Mod edit:
Video leading up to the above as found by @alpaca amhole which establishes Rioley is only angry because he was asked not to smoke in a non-smoking zone (which he has got into arguments over in the past, although it isn't clear if it is tobacco or marijuana cigarettes since he smokes both), instigated the fight (choosing to approach when the second party walked away to deescalate while others attempt to stop Rioley), and that it's him ("I pay taxes, my name is Ripley Storm").



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Hahaha, honestly the funniest video I've seen the whole week. The way he shuffles his ass after taken down from the wheel throne is priceless.

 

[Trianon]

I just. Words can't describe the emotions this moment stirs in me. I had to screencap it.

It is the inverse of "Truth Coming Out of Her Well" in every way. "A Lie Scooting on Its Ass to Embarrass Furries."

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

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it's crazy how many times I have to go back to page one of a thread I've already read and subscribed to so I can try and remember who is who because all these AGP munchies with rage issues blur together after awhile

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

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Brett assaulted a furry’s father at a convention

https://twitter.com/tr00perr/status/1577638341918576648

https://archive.ph/pFI5L

Mod edit:
Video leading up to the above as found by @alpaca amhole which establishes Rioley is only angry because he was asked not to smoke in a non-smoking zone (which he has got into arguments over in the past, although it isn't clear if it is tobacco or marijuana cigarettes since he smokes both), instigated the fight (choosing to approach when the second party walked away to deescalate while others attempt to stop Rioley), and that it's him ("I pay taxes, my name is Ripley Storm").



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YWNBA paraplegic

i know i should lurk moar but its not in the op, can someone fill me in on why this person feels the need to pretend to be disabled? and how we know its fake?

 

[Beautiful Gunt]

YWNBA paraplegic

i know i should lurk moar but its not in the op, can someone fill me in on why this person feels the need to pretend to be disabled? and how we know its fake?

Tranny = attention seeker/grifter. He claims to have MS, yet doesn’t understand how MS works. I mean the way he was scooting around is evidence enough.

 

[Probably An Autist]

and how we know its fake?

because he still walks around and does shit without it. if he genuinely needed a wheelchair and was leg retarded to the point of having to strap his legsa together, he would need it almost 100% of the time. He rides a fucking motorbike.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

YWNBA paraplegic

i know i should lurk moar but its not in the op, can someone fill me in on why this person feels the need to pretend to be disabled? and how we know its fake?

He's been posting "felt cute might delete later" diaperfurfag thirst trap photos of himself standing up in completely natural poses that indicate no medical issues. He's an attention whore chasing clout.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

YWNBA paraplegic

i know i should lurk moar but its not in the op, can someone fill me in on why this person feels the need to pretend to be disabled? and how we know its fake?

Pity, attention and he can get away with wearing stinky diapers in public. Nobody is going to say anything to a person in a wheelchair wearing a diaper because paraplegics often have those issues. He probably gets off on forcing people to endure his stinky diapers politely.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I was going to say "I SUCK DICKS FOR COCK" was evidence that God was a Kiwi, but that would technically make Him a ween, and Null probably doesn't need to pick a fight with God next.

 

[The Dude]

That poor distraught elephant covering his eyes out of shock and embarrassment by proxy genuinely deserves to become an ageless meme.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Unless furfag conventions started receiving federal funding without anyone noticing, (which wouldn't even be surprising at this point) I would just LOVE to know what the fuck Title IX has to do with...all this.

You can tell he must say that often, probably to manipulate people who don't know what it is into doing what he wants. Why else would anyone even think to say that?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

While catching up I couldn't wait to reach the page with the wheelchair-video. This thread is wild.

It has it all. It made me laugh, it made me cry, it made me puke. I don't know what I liked most, hell, I don't even know where to start laughing.

The credit card incident alone already broke me but then I saw this tweet:



HOLY SHIT!

And the bio from one his accounts



WHAT IS THIS?!?!

For real, I don't even understand half of it. I guess I browse not enough profiles and threads about all these weirdos. All I see is gibberish and it's funny. I can't stop laughing. I just can't.

What a glorious OP and what a hilarious ride. Thanks to everyone involved in the thread and posting funny stuff. And thanks to Rioley. You are a wonderful horrifying entertaining freakish trainwreck. I know, all you say and do isn't meant to make me laugh but it does. Thanks, dude.

Never change, Rioley, never change. Life your live to the fullest. Get more crappy tattoos., do drugs and have fun at all the weirdo cons but never change.