Gabe
If he's from south of the border or some hidden stronghold of deepest, sandiest, 'splodiest Arrakis, who can really tell? And does it matter? Gabe is cool. He's the bad boy rockstar of CG who is also sitting at the right hand of Eric July (
Alayhis salaam, Peace Be Upon Him). Gabe's star is rising. The effortless charisma this guy exudes is undeniable. It leaves Ethan "human sunbeam" Van Sciver an aimless bunch of photons doing whatever gay shit light does after it's pulled it's one neat trick. I guess it's a testament to E's self-esteem that he would even have Chad Eltaeb on knowing the kind of banter this guy could drop at any moment and how weak it could make Ethan look in comparison:
Anna / JACK Show
Here, in an effort to self-righteously capitalize on Nick Rekieta's short-lived, blink-and-you'll-miss-it YouTube banning, Anna Mello, resplendent in great-grandma Mello's makeup, pretends she doesn't at least intuitively grasp what it means to
publicize information as distinct from it merely being publicly-available (Nick almost certainly understands this, but doesn't care). Not judging one way or the other, mind you. All is fair in love, war, and online social media Thunderdome. But c'mon, Anna isn't helping. Guess all her
dox freely available public information is fair game? All the bugs and raccoons in the Santa Ana area could have a field day storming her She Shed studio if that's the case. Then again, considering she recently self-doxed her city and exactly which establishments she likes to frequent, maybe she doesn't care either. At any rate, here's that Rackets clip. It's a shame she wont be able to make the same video over and over again every day for a week to goose the algorithm the way she did her recent She Hulk video "series" (and that she admitted on the last JACK Show were total bullshit)
Was really hoping this fall would kick-off with Anna and Cecil dropping their oars and cutting bait on JACK Show as this boat has been sinking for quite some time, but I guess when zero effort is put into something, is there really that much to be gained by ending it?
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Anna: *SQUEEEE*
Retarded Doggo: end my suffering, plox. k thx bai.
...and if you don't believe me about how bad these JACK Show streams are getting without outside input, just
read the comments for this one and then notice the marked rise in quality a week later the moment Razorfist shows up to say five words across five hours which, along with a canny appearance by
@FROG, is apparently enough to rescue this farce of a "show". So, where is
that Razorfist stream, you ask? Sorry, Anna made it Members Only. That's right. Fuck you if you couldn't stay up until 5AM EST on a weeknight. That shit is going on lockdown immediately. Pay up for this premium content, piggies (or just
click here).
EVS vs. Mark Brooks Stream
This was easily overshadowed by the "debate" itself, but Anna was put on notice for her big dumb fake tits during the EVS vs. Mark Brooks stream. Apparently, there has been some rather overt attempts by Anna and Cecil to change the messaging regarding her mammaries. Basically, the subject has come up on recent streams as it usually does but now they're trying to say that they're real. Well, nothing exposes that lie like being confronted with REAL BOOBS live and in living color, directly beneath you on a panel. A brutal mogging, but a fair one, Brian Christgau.
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