Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

Considering that Ravioli was under the influence of THC, was emotionally overwhelmed, is incredibly childish, has (I believe) Autism Spectrum Disorder, and very poor self-control, I'd say that it's a good bet that he became so shocked and unhinged that his mind shorted out and he lost control of the language center of his brain. Like a little kid who is so emotionally out of control that they've become incoherent.

Exactly! The video is a textbook autism meltdown. Flies into a rage, starts yelling whatever will offend the rest even if it makes no sense, flails around trying to attack people and won't calm down even way beyond the point where a normal person would stop to reassess their situation. (I'd even guess some of the traits you mentioned, like being overwhelmed, childish, and having poor self control, are simply symptoms of his autism)

Of course it's not just the autism, there's a lot of things at play in Brett's mind. I had classmates who had fits like that when I was in grade school but none of them are pulling this shit in public now. The combination of the autism, the drugs and the general sexually frustrated male rage really makes him something else.

He reminds me a lot of Chris tbh, except Chris was at least ashamed to have fucked his mom, while Rioley has a publicly available adult baby fetish twitter full of pictures of himself in fetish diapers.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

How much dick could a cocksucker suck, if a dicksucker could suck cock?

Only an enlightened master of transactional fellatio such as Rioley can answer this Zen koan.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Unless furfag conventions started receiving federal funding without anyone noticing, (which wouldn't even be surprising at this point) I would just LOVE to know what the fuck Title IX has to do with...all this.

I'm sure it'll be next. I remember when drag was a kind of performance art and not a weirdly sacred identity unto itself.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Rioley’s “suck dick for cock” meltdown was the focus of today’s episode of the Distorted View podcast.

Always fun to see your favorite cows pop up in the wild.

Also, I’m pretty sure Tim Henson is secretly a Farmer. Hi Tim! Give us a shoutout next time.

 

[lamp shade]

So did he end up taking the tweet down about the guy apologizing or is he still trying to manipulate people into thinking he’s innocent?

 

[Lion]

rewatching the part where he scoots around gives lt. dan vibes

look forward to the next october melt down ravioli!

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

How much dick could a cocksucker suck, if a dicksucker could suck cock?

Only an enlightened master of transactional fellatio such as Rioley can answer this Zen koan.

Over 9000

 

[Octopi]

So did he end up taking the tweet down about the guy apologizing or is he still trying to manipulate people into thinking he’s innocent?

It was taken down, but no clarification was provided.

Rioley hasn't tweeted since "apologizing" on Wednesday, but he has been hiding discordant replies to said "apology", and also... liking his own pinned tweet + apology tweet which is kind of hysterical to me.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

You forget that this is effectively the Gay capitol of North America and the price of cock is very depressed right now.

Sucking dick for $25 so you can pay $20 to suck cock doesn't make any financial sense.

A fellow could go broke doing that.

Your first mistake is assuming that anyone would pay more than a 25 cents to get a hummer from this malformed weirdo.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I just searched “paraplegic fight” on YouTube to try to see how a real paralyzed person would fight and I didn’t get much. I think most paraplegics know they wouldn’t fare well against an able-bodied person and accordingly avoid picking fights.

I did, however, get a whole compilation of sled hockey fights.

This is going in my “if you laugh, you’re going to hell” folder.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Serious question. Are there tard wranglers -- perhaps provided by government social services -- for adults such as Rioley?

I've read a fucktonne of anecdotes about tard wranglers in schools, but never anything past school age.

Because Rioley really needs one, to protect himself and more importantly, to protect others. Not that I would wish that job on anyone. It would be like Lou and Andy on Little Britain, but infinitely more horrific.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

how does sucking dick for cock works?

it's like employing buttprostitutes to make meth, then paying them in meth

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Serious question. Are there tard wranglers -- perhaps provided by government social services -- for adults such as Rioley?

I've read a fucktonne of anecdotes about tard wranglers in schools, but never anything past school age.

Legal guardianship? I don't think that's fully comparable to an actual tard wrangler, but that comes to mind.

 

[Elysian]

Serious question. Are there tard wranglers -- perhaps provided by government social services -- for adults such as Rioley?

I've read a fucktonne of anecdotes about tard wranglers in schools, but never anything past school age.

Because Rioley really needs one, to protect himself and more importantly, to protect others. Not that I would wish that job on anyone. It would be like Lou and Andy on Little Britain, but infinitely more horrific.

I think you have to be declared legally incompetent for that? One of my aunts has one but she’s nonverbal and severely mentally retarded. I’m not sure if Rioley’s flavour of retardation would be bad enough to warrant it.

 

[Delamain]

Someone’s ball pit privileges got revoked after that assault

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Someone’s ball pit privileges got revoked after that assault

The tumblr ball pit?

 

[OnlinePresents]

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Brett assaulted a furry’s father at a convention

https://twitter.com/tr00perr/status/1577638341918576648

https://archive.ph/pFI5L

Mod edit:
Video leading up to the above as found by @alpaca amhole which establishes Rioley is only angry because he was asked not to smoke in a non-smoking zone (which he has got into arguments over in the past, although it isn't clear if it is tobacco or marijuana cigarettes since he smokes both), instigated the fight (choosing to approach when the second party walked away to deescalate while others attempt to stop Rioley), and that it's him ("I pay taxes, my name is Ripley Storm").



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The guy in the back: "Suck dick for cock!" then starts clapping, got me so good holy shit.

 

[Mikoyan]

The guy in the back: "Suck dick for cock!" then starts clapping, got me so good holy shit.

That was the proper reaction to that show.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

from all ive read i dont put it past someone like this to fake a disability
at the same time tho, if our only thing to go off of is "he stands up occasionally", i dont think thats concrete
some disabled people who need wheelchairs to move around in the world can still stand
id like this to be something we dig more into
im also still curious to know WHY, what made him consider this attention venture in particular, why a wheelchair of all things? surely theres some internal logic there that i wanna take a spoon to

That poor distraught elephant covering his eyes out of shock and embarrassment by proxy genuinely deserves to become an ageless meme.

when u get a furry to make THIS expression, youve won
idk what youve won
but it doesnt deserve a reward

 

[Elysian]

im also still curious to know WHY, what made him consider this attention venture in particular, why a wheelchair of all things? surely theres some internal logic there that i wanna take a spoon to

He said it in the earlier video: “I’M A TITLE IX MINORITY! YOU DON’T SAY SHIT TO ME!”. He’s stacking oppression buffs in an attempt to gain clout and prevent people from criticising his spergouts. He already became a tranny, then “intersex”, and now he’s added the wheelchair for a +5 oppression multiplier. There isn’t really anywhere further to go for him on the progressive stack from here because he isn’t an ethnic minority. Maybe if he converts to Judaism for clout he could squeeze out a few extra points, I read about an FtM that did that a while ago.