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Keffals is a gay man. He's not sexually attracted to natal women. Trying to flirt with that thot is just shitposting. I mean, it's probably heckin' validating for him to be noticed by someone actually attractive, but that's it.
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If I had to label his sexuality I think I would call it 'desperation'.

More than anything he wants to bang hot cis women. But he is hideous to look at, and has a terrible personality, so none of them want to touch him with a 39 and a half foot pole. This is why he hates them so much, he's an incel when it comes to the people he actually wants. Lacking that option, he'll let anyone willing bang his gross ass, because at the end of the day he's a coomer, and he'll take what he can get, be that dudes or other trannies.
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
He also comes across really twitchy and unstable, just like his streams. He keeps nervously looking at the camera, then eyes dart back to his phone…..and every time he says something it’s performative. He’s like a robot trying to fit in to normal humans, calculating what the ideal interaction would be for social credit.
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At some point he got another phone, saw himself on screen, and got extra twitchy and uncomfortable after that. He obviously did not like what he saw. *sigh*

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Also, fuck, listening to this crowd was somehow worse than Keffals alone. Even leaving any politics aside, everything that comes out of their mouths is just so fucking dull.
 
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Something Awful said:
At some point he got another phone, saw himself on screen, and got extra twitchy and uncomfortable after that. He obviously did not like what he saw. *sigh*

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I mean, I can’t blame him. Look at this dude. He’s bloated and fat faced, particularly his cheeks, yet despite all the estrogen he’s taken he can’t hide his man hands and forearms. His hair is long but greasy and thinning with a massive bald spot and obviously dyed.

He just looks like a man with something wrong with him. The all-black goth dude outfit isn’t helping either. And his low-ass voice and getting all “dude bro”, there’s simply nothing feminine about him.

This picture represents him well - stupid smirk on face as he double-fists smart phones, permanently and forever on Twitter.

Ultimately Lucas is just the failed experiment of our generation on multiple levels. He’s fucked for life and knows it. I also don’t see this guy as having gender dysphoria, I’ve actually met trans women that passed because they acted like women. He doesn’t, he’s just a Rapey incel Faggot, who is going to get his ass kicked if he keeps fucking with women like Destiny’s wife.
 
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Something Awful said:
At some point he got another phone, saw himself on screen, and got extra twitchy and uncomfortable after that. He obviously did not like what he saw. *sigh*

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Also, fuck, listening to this crowd was somehow worse than Keffals alone. Even leaving any politics aside, everything that comes out of their mouths is just so fucking dull.
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Is that British Orson Zedd?
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Something Awful said:
At some point he got another phone, saw himself on screen, and got extra twitchy and uncomfortable after that. He obviously did not like what he saw. *sigh*

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Also, fuck, listening to this crowd was somehow worse than Keffals alone. Even leaving any politics aside, everything that comes out of their mouths is just so fucking dull.
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He's got Kiwi Farms on one phone and Rekieta's youtube page on the others while constantly refreshing both.
 
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W00K #17 said:
If I had to label his sexuality I think I would call it 'desperation'.

More than anything he wants to bang hot cis women. But he is hideous to look at, and has a terrible personality, so none of them want to touch him with a 39 and a half foot pole. This is why he hates them so much, he's an incel when it comes to the people he actually wants. Lacking that option, he'll let anyone willing bang his gross ass, because at the end of the day he's a coomer, and he'll take what he can get, be that dudes or other trannies.
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Lucas is a lot like Kevin Gibes. His brain is so fucked from constant porn exposure and fetish shit, he doesn't even have a sexuality anymore. Even before they got chopped, they reached a level of coombrain where you no longer see sexual pleasure as something that helps you bond and connect to a partner.
 
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At some point he got another phone, saw himself on screen, and got extra twitchy and uncomfortable after that. He obviously did not like what he saw. *sigh*

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Also, fuck, listening to this crowd was somehow worse than Keffals alone. Even leaving any politics aside, everything that comes out of their mouths is just so fucking dull.
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Why does everyone in this pic look like they ride the shortbus?
 
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Was really struggling to upload the video directly, so here it is on gofile: https://gofile.io/d/qBcJu2

Feel free to trim / decrease quality and reupload here.
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Imagine the smell, no wonder they have that huge window. Are they in a public restroom to mask the odor of his rotting fistula laden shithole? Looks like he’s planning to eat there. Disgusting coping faggots tend to eat their feelings, because he looks and feels like shit.
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Something Awful said:
At some point he got another phone, saw himself on screen, and got extra twitchy and uncomfortable after that. He obviously did not like what he saw. *sigh*

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Also, fuck, listening to this crowd was somehow worse than Keffals alone. Even leaving any politics aside, everything that comes out of their mouths is just so fucking dull.
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God, he looks like Herman Li if Herman Li was fat and ugly and never accomplished anything.
 
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