Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

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AgendaPoster said:
JFC this propaganda is low quality.
All of us which are a bit older in East Europe lived under communism.
Winters had no heating when I was a child. We stole electricity from the main wires in the building and used some dumb electric heaters to stay alive. We heated water on the stove to bathe in. There was no fucking ethanol in the hospital if you had a wound to disinfect. The TV was off at 10PM or so and there was only state propaganda on it.
We survived just fine, and you think we're gonna fucking die of cold, now, in 2022, because we gonna have to save a bit more?
What sort of people buy this shit?
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Methanol! It is now so clear to me the root cause of the hohols mental defects.

You’re supposed to use ethanol to avoid problems. Maybe someone can write it down to avoid future injuries.
 
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Badungus Kabungus said:
Meanwhile, how are those NATO applications from Sweden and Finland coming along? Well, not so good.

The Swedes, who seem to have mastered international diplomacy, have invited a Kurdish comedian to their central TV channel to make jokes in Kurdish about Erdogan farting because he ate too much shishkebab.
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The Turks did not find the bit amusing.
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I didnt even know this existed. Is this some manufactured consent/media consensus?

Türkbrolar, bunu gören oldu mu?

Sammich said:
WHo the fuck is crying about shit skins getting killed, i'm pointing out how much money was wasted to kill so few. And ukeswine aren't white.
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I dunno, Ukrainians we see are very pale, blonde and blue eyed. I mean if it walks like a duck...
 
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Remember the arm worms guy? I cannot understand Russian nor Ukrainian, but it does look like the evil nazi homosexual troons have treated his wound, and the arm is still there, so no amputation✌️
I posted a rudimentary medical prognosis in the other thread in A&N, so if anyone wants to put the video there too, do so.
There's also a much better resolution video with the worms and the state of the arm, which was more horrible than what it looked in the low rez one we had here. Hopefully he'll get to keep the arm and learn a lesson.
There's also this video of a Russian dude getting his leg fucked between some vehicle and a building, and demanding to be finished, instead the rainbow haired, evil gay fascist lesbo hohol soldier insists on saving him.
These dumb LGBTQ fascists and their respect for human life, I swear. Must save Europe from such evil.

 
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AgendaPoster said:
Remember the arm worms guy? I cannot understand Russian nor Ukrainian, but it does look like the evil nazi homosexual troons have treated his wound, and the arm is still there, so no amputation✌️
I posted a rudimentary medical prognosis in the other thread in A&N, so if anyone wants to put the video there too, do so.
There's also a much better resolution video with the worms and the state of the arm, which was more horrible than what it looked in the low rez one we had here. Hopefully he'll get to keep the arm and learn a lesson.
There's also this video of a Russian dude getting his leg fucked between some vehicle and a building, and demanding to be finished, instead the rainbow haired, evil gay fascist lesbo hohol soldier insists on saving him.
These dumb LGBTQ fascists and their respect for human life, I swear. Must save Europe from such evil.
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I'm glad they saved him
He probably shit himself in pain tho lol

So the wrong guy won't loose the arm?
 
Something just happened at the Kerch Strait Bridge. Exactly what is unclear but there was an explosion and something is burning now. Looks fairly large.
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E: It's a fuel train burning.
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Video of the bridge being extra crispy. Apologies if this fucks up -- I'm a boomer when it comes to BBcode and proper forum formatting.

Edit: found a video without the watermark, and a video from the opposite end of the collapsed road.


 
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DisheveledHuman said:
This bottom section looks like its in the water. Not gonna be a quick fix. I love how they timed the strike to hit the supply train. This is no doubt gonna make Putin big mad.
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Side note, I personally wouldn't stand at the edge of a structurally compromised bridge next to a burning fuel train that could explode at any moment. Not sure whether to call the photographer brave or retarded.
 
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Taking down the road span and making the railroad span unusable for who knows how long is kinda a big deal. Yeah half the road span appears to be intact but I dont think even gopniks would want to send many tons of vehicles over it. Both spans are going to be a huge pain in the ass to clean up and repair even more difficult

Hohols dickslap Putin's monkey face yet again. Or plain gopnik incompetence, I've seen some claims there was an accidental explosion
 
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Working theory is sabotage going off, the train thing's just a side-effect. Missiles footage is fake and burning trains don't melt concrete bridges.

Edit - Some thoughts on how it was done by a NATO-leaning commentator:
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Lines up with the preliminary part of what the Russians are saying:
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More on its military implications from the aussie:
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Russians claim all is well, move along:
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One span of the bridge looks fine, but I'm pressing X to doubt on how quickly the other part can be fixed.
 
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Side note, I personally wouldn't stand at the edge of a structurally compromised bridge next to a burning fuel train that could explode at any moment. Not sure whether to call the photographer brave or retarded.
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There appears to be an impact crater \ scorch marks on that second collapsed span in the distance. This looks like a missile strike or maybe a truck bomb.
 
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The Foldless Brain said:
Working theory is sabotage going off, the train thing's just a side-effect. Missiles footage is fake and burning trains don't melt concrete bridges.

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More on its military implications from the aussie:
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One span of the bridge looks fine, but I'm pressing X to doubt on how quickly the other part can be fixed.
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Yeah I don't see how something that can do that much damage to a concrete bridge has left minimal damage to the rest of it, parts may look fine but I bet there are some nice flaws in the remaining concrete. Either way Ukraine is showing they can strike at targets with minimal input and achieve good output whereas Russia can cram all the input they want and get very little out.
 
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Here is another view from the Kerch strait bridge explosion. From the first video it looks like the explosion comes from under the bridge.
(source: https://twitter.com/KevinRothrock/status/1578632558153437184?s=20&t=L9f6l9A0_pG79lofpk1ISw)

Edit After using my eyes it looks like the train was the target... I think... But if the train was the target then the road bridge on the right side would have not had that big of an oopsie daisy.

Edit edit: Telegram nerds from Russia are saying that the truck that is about to go up the ship passage section of the bridge was carrying a bomb. This is telegram and is most likely gay ops as the section that falls in is behind the truck about to drive up and before the truck in the back gets to it as you can see it stop come to a stop.

Edit edit edit: It could have been the truck.
 
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GnomeofDoc said:
Here is another view from the Kerch strait bridge explosion. From the first video it looks like the explosion comes from under the bridge.
(source: https://twitter.com/KevinRothrock/status/1578632558153437184?s=20&t=L9f6l9A0_pG79lofpk1ISw)
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Edit After using my eyes it looks like the train was the target... I think... But if the train was the target then the road bridge on the right side would have not had that big of an oopsie daisy.
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It was probably the truck that was just starting up the ramp, VBIED. Its by far the most viable way of getting a sufficient amount of explosives to cause this kind of damage on target, that's what Russian authorities are saying as well.

If it turns out to be something other than a truck bomb suicide run I'll be legit shocked they pulled this off.
 
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