Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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He's just reposting Destiny memes now lmao

(Destiny) (https://archive.ph/wip/vfIe7) (Lucas) (https://archive.ph/fi30m)

 

[notafederalagent]

This thread has been granting us good news these last two weeks. Thanks, I'm so proud.

Has anyone else noticed how things really turned around after Null removed the sigil at the bottom of the page? I'm not saying it's related, but the Lord works in mysterious ways.

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

The Target's name is Joshua Moon, also known as "Null", the client specifically requested the last thing he sees alive is a ratio on twitter.

(Took an ungodly amount of time for such a lazy photo edit)

 

[Vect]

If I had to label his sexuality I think I would call it 'desperation'.

More than anything he wants to bang hot cis women.

He's a homosexual (nominally) , but you don't have to be a straight man to be a woman hating incel.

This fucking livestream is like watching a fish tank spiked with valium. They're literally in some partioned area of a carpark, with service people walking around. No new info. It's not worth watching or clipping unless it's important later for sound bytes. Quick timestamps for reference.

13:00 Get to know you chit-chat
19:20 Complains about the atmosphere of Twitch Just Chatting
20:30 Complain about politcal Twitter drama
28:00 Keffals wants to go home so they can stream regularly
29:00 Mentions the Farms are dealing with legal shit due to 'British terf lady' Caroline Farrow, reiterates the lie that they never intended to take down KiwiFarms so much as to make it 'harder to access', a la 8chan. Mentions Null posted about Muslim genocide on Twitter
31:50 Reiterates their belief in mobilising their audience for political 'activism' - disappointed at being roped in by 'pointless' Internet drama - wants to do 'real shit'.
33:00 Keffals claims they have security at the con, still vacillates between concern for their safety and "what the fuck you want me to do?"
37:00 Disdains the use of Twitch for video games, Just Chatting is superior
38:00 GAMERGATE
38:50 They mock TheQuartering for being fake and DMing Keffals excessively
44:20 Saw Dream at the Partner party - touch upon trying to utilise Minecraft autism for future campaigns, quickly reconsider
46:00 Keffals mentions his neurodivergency as the reason for his sense of 'humor'. Is disappointed with their fellow progressives for not having fun with their activism and should shut up. Complains about well meaning but misguided progressivism.
47:40 Keffals says posting and sending emails can constitute activism. Complains about Twitter burner accounts fedposting and people being too stupid to realise. Implies anybody who criticises Keffals is on brand new account.
58:40 In response to accusations of doxxing, "If you log on to someones website, you give them your IP, that's literally how the Internet works." Wants more moderation tools like IP bans for Twitch chat

After that they just dick around.

Like...they seem like pleasant people. And for all we characterise Keffals as this repellent, unstable homunculus, I look at them here and see a bored, spaced out, shapeless progressive millennial that just has nothing to say. If it wasn't for the pinkpill stuff and the Farm takedown they'd barely be worth the energy to insult.

 

[Smellee Cat]

Rate me MATI but holy Christ, stop posting the “dear Keffals I know you’re reading this..” garbage. You’re shitting up the thread.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Rate me MATI but holy Christ, stop posting the “dear Keffals I know you’re reading this..” garbage. You’re shitting up the thread.

You're right, here's a change of pace.

Dear Kiwis: I know you're reading this. You, you tendie eating fucks behind the computer. You may be fat, but your bully game is so on point I would have sex with you. I know where you post.



Anyway, Saturday's usually the biggest day for most conventions. I look forward to what wacky encounters or how he hides himself in his hotel tendie bunker.

 

[Watamelon]

All this talk about the HRT purity and what not, can someone not just send a sample of it to a lab and get it tested?

I know it can be done in Europe, certain labs will use mass spectometry to crosscheck if what you were told the product had is there and if there's any extras. I have done it before and it's simple and safe.

If we can't get a proper answer through Yibai or whatever, I'll just bite the bullet.

 

[King Possum]

How easy/difficult would it be to create a bot that automatically archives all of Lucas' tweets and replies so we don't have to worry about failing to manually archive them when he inevitably deletes them?

 

[yydszmiteg2]

How easy/difficult would it be to create a bot that automatically archives all of Lucas' tweets and replies so we don't have to worry about failing to manually archive them when he inevitably deletes them?

You could probably throw something together with python and selenium in a few hours if you knew what you were doing.

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

"If you log on to someones website, you give them your IP, that's literally how the Internet works."

I may be retarded but aren't there laws that supposedly prevent that in the EU at least?

 

[SassyDispatch]

It seems Lucas really is having a tough time. Here we see our #1 wig recipient, shaking from a cocktail of rage and Adderall, give us a glimpse under his surgically constructed hood:

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It's the inconsequential tweets I always find to be the most enlightening. He knows he's in the public spotlight, yet malds when he's forced into deleting every other tweet because their either ToS violations or make him look the fool. He resents being held accountable, thus pins the consequences of his actions onto other people. Everything I've said is already well known, I just love it when average Somalian IQ spells it out for us.

Well what did he think was gonna happen?
You can't just get a membership in twitter's country club for self-important elitist cunts and just start smearing shit all over the walls like he used to enjoy doing.

No more jokes about fucking people's mother's.
No more telling people to fuck off and suck his dick.
No more rampant misogynistic tirades about how inferior women are.

Keffals wanted mainstream media appeal because he thought it meant power.
What it actually means is his fulltime job is now projecting a public image that is nothing like him. He has to put on his blue checkmark costume every day and play pretend.
He was always too brash and crude for their world. But now that's he's put all his eggs in the cable news channel puff piece basket (which I imagine just isolated him from his fans honestly) that's his job now.

 

[NachoFebrile]

Slightly off topic but what exactly are you supposed to do at TwitchCon? Cons for video games, board games, comics etc I understand. You’re seeing stuff that isn’t out yet maybe get some demos and buy some products. Inevitably you’ll run into some industry figures and that’s cool too.

But TwitchCon? Is it a convention hall filled with people selling microphones and ring lights and then a few hot girls being orbited by the absolute dregs of the internet brought out into daylight? Is it what I described above but just the meet and greet element? What a bizarre concept

 

[SassyDispatch]

Slightly off topic but what exactly are you supposed to do at TwitchCon? Cons for video games, board games, comics etc I understand. You’re seeing stuff that isn’t out yet maybe get some demos and buy some products. Inevitably you’ll run into some industry figures and that’s cool too.

But TwitchCon? Is it a convention hall filled with people selling microphones and ring lights and then a few hot girls being orbited by the absolute dregs of the internet brought out into daylight? Is it what I described above but just the meet and greet element? What a bizarre concept

I think it's essentially comic con for twitch people.
Meet and greets
Panels on stage with Q&As
You can probably pay for photos with your favourite twitch thot or something.

 

[Balr0g]

Slightly off topic but what exactly are you supposed to do at TwitchCon? Cons for video games, board games, comics etc I understand. You’re seeing stuff that isn’t out yet maybe get some demos and buy some products. Inevitably you’ll run into some industry figures and that’s cool too.

But TwitchCon? Is it a convention hall filled with people selling microphones and ring lights and then a few hot girls being orbited by the absolute dregs of the internet brought out into daylight? Is it what I described above but just the meet and greet element? What a bizarre concept

According to Wikipedia:

TwitchCon is a convention for the livestreaming video platform Twitch. The convention is organized by Twitch Interactive and focuses on the general culture of livestreaming and video gaming. TwitchCon also serves as an opportunity for streamers and content creators to improve their stream quality and grow their brand.[1] TwitchCon is open to industry professionals, streamers, and fans; the convention allows community members to meet streamers, discover new products, and trial new games.[1] The first convention was held in 2015, in San Francisco. In 2019, the first European convention was held in Berlin. The most recent convention was held in July 2022, in Amsterdam. TwitchCon is hosted twice a year, once in North America for three days and once in Europe for two days.[2] All North American conventions have been held in California, while the European conventions cycle between countries.

So it's basically "meet our hip stars" or something like that. After all Twitch partners are more or less employeers of Twitch (well in a way) Though who in their right mind would want to meet Lucas and his goon squad? Unless you are into this sort of stuff (fucking yikes)

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

At this point he should just be referred to as "Keffails". Good job taking down the final boss of transphobes Lucas, you can't even take down the minibosses for more than a day.

Still think you're winning?

in the long run, he only made us stronger. Keffals actions will harm the trans and LGBT community for years to come.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Well what did he think was gonna happen?
You can't just get a membership in twitter's country club for self-important elitist cunts and just start smearing

To be fair, it feels like you can. You can paddle the most brain dead takes, but the edgier humor you have to drop.

Keffals wanted mainstream media appeal because he thought it meant power.
What it actually means is his fulltime job is now projecting a public image that is nothing like him. He has to put on his blue checkmark costume every day and play pretend.
He was always too brash and crude for their world. But now that's he's put all his eggs in the cable news channel puff piece basket (which I imagine just isolated him from his fans honestly) that's his job now.

He legitimately should have become a Kiwi Farmer. Sure his incessant need for attention and forcing everyone to LOOK AT HIM would still shoot him in the foot, along with always starting infights for no reason other than to torment others, but his life could be spent screaming the most idiotic shit and most users would just go "welp there's another A&N tier retard, just communist".

in the long run, he only made us stronger. Keffals actions will harm the trans and LGBT community for years to come.

To borrow a phrase, "We can remain autistic longer than they can remain solvent", which might have genuinely happened considering the block of GoFundMe money and fueled into this campaign of tardation.


Sadly, I feel the worst for the normal LGBT. Normal LGBT tend not to be in activist groups and have lives outside being gay, they couldn't have stopped these shrieking attentionwhores unless they donated all their time in the past to a pushback. At least the troons will shoot themselves in the foot. It's like disabled people trying to swat out munchies: you'll never truly be rid of them and since munching is their full time job, you're not as autistic with the amount of energy you have to spend on them.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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I mean, I can’t blame him. Look at this dude. He’s bloated and fat faced, particularly his cheeks, yet despite all the estrogen he’s taken he can’t hide his man hands and forearms. His hair is long but greasy and thinning with a massive bald spot and obviously dyed.

He just looks like a man with something wrong with him. The all-black goth dude outfit isn’t helping either. And his low-ass voice and getting all “dude bro”, there’s simply nothing feminine about him.

This picture represents him well - stupid smirk on face as he double-fists smart phones, permanently and forever on Twitter.

Ultimately Lucas is just the failed experiment of our generation on multiple levels. He’s fucked for life and knows it. I also don’t see this guy as having gender dysphoria, I’ve actually met trans women that passed because they acted like women. He doesn’t, he’s just a Rapey incel Faggot, who is going to get his ass kicked if he keeps fucking with women like Destiny’s wife.

I guess he didn't bring his video filters to TwitchCon. They make a big difference, Doesn't even look like the same person compared to his own streams

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

I mean, I can’t blame him. Look at this dude. He’s bloated and fat faced, particularly his cheeks, yet despite all the estrogen he’s taken he can’t hide his man hands and forearms. His hair is long but greasy and thinning with a massive bald spot and obviously dyed.

inb4 Keffals inflation fan art

 

[A Traveler]

You're right, here's a change of pace.

Dear Kiwis: I know you're reading this. You, you tendie eating fucks behind the computer. You may be fat, but your bully game is so on point I would have sex with you. I know where you post.



Anyway, Saturday's usually the biggest day for most conventions. I look forward to what wacky encounters or how he hides himself in his hotel tendie bunker.

Hey I may be eating tendies, but I fucking earned these tendies. Also I can still reproduce.

Circling back to the Troon in the hole, and all the shit. Sweet god I've missed a lot Rekieta get's yeeted off youtube, then is immediately reinstated. All the while our balding weirdo is hiding within a Troon bunker at twitchcon with a bunch of other weirdos. It's almost as if he attracts retards by his mere presence. Wall nigga especially made me chuckle cause it was like he was trying to escape, but got caught. All while our favorite feral ghoul sits there smelling of necrotic neovagina, and silently raging about twitter. Clenching two iPhones in hsi meaty Gorilla fists.

in the long run, he only made us stronger. Keffals actions will harm the trans and LGBT community for years to come.

Pretty much. The trans activist bullshit has done a lot to harm the LGB community in a lot of ways. Especially since the troons don't expel any of their more toxic hanger on's. Keffals is a prime example of this toxic element. He's basically poison for any kind of movement, and a effective poison at that. His actions have essentially proven to many of the more conservative elements of society that the transgender community is nothing more than a bunch of crazy weirdo's who groom kids to become trans. Hell Keffals himself has admitted to this, and the dossier has proven this. This is the very reason why the LGB side has been effectively (And Rightly might I add) Splitting the T off there movement. It's been proven to be way too toxic and will undermine all they have worked for so far. Though if I was to poison this a bit with my own opinion I believe it's far too late, The LGB has been poisoned by the T.

 

[SwanSwanson]

I was thinking about Keffals lie about a rifle being pointed at his face and being dead named. It got me thinking, does keffals know on some level the wrong he did?