First and foremost, she was
enormous. I'm not exaggerating in the slightest when I say that she about as wide as two of me standing side by side. Not sure if other schools did this (probably), but in my school, we'd periodically get called to the nurse's office in groups to get checkups. They'd test the standard shit, like hearing, sight, etc. Somebody ended up learning that she weighed 310 pounds. I'm not sure how tall she was, but she was definitely on the short side, so that made it extra noticeable. Face-wise, she looked a lot like StrikerWolf, and she kind of sounded like a female version of him. Her hair was atrocious. She always kept it tied back in a ponytail, but there would be tons of stray frizz. I doubt she washed it very often, because it always looked extremely unhealthy. She wore glasses, but the frames were too small, so the side parts always looked like they were digging into her head. I'm betting that she ended up getting permanent creases from that, though I'm just speculating. She always had a lot of acne, and her skin had a sort of pinkish color. I used to joke with my friends that she looked like the fat Majin Buu from
Dragon Ball Z.
She would dress in the most attention-whoring way imaginable. She was obsessed with shitty "goffick" bands like Black Veil Brides, Blood on the Dance Floor, and Tokio Hotel, so she'd always wear T-shirts of them. Her general demeanor made it crystal clear that she believed that she was "unique" and "special" for listening to these 3edgy5me bands. She also wore a lot of ugly goth makeup, usually drew a stitch across her mouth, and would paint her arms with ugly symbols a lot. She wore fingerless gloves (which only served to accentuate the fact that her fingers looked like stubby pink sausages) and these ugly boots that made this really loud clunking noise when she walked. You could literally hear her walking from the other side of the building, I'm not exaggerating.
She was extremely annoying. She always seemed to talk louder than necessary. I'm not sure if she was attention-whoring, or if she just didn't know she was doing it, but it was obnoxious either way. She was a massive edgelord, too. Always made a point out of the fact that she was an atheist, and would say that she wanted to go to Hell when she died. She was in my history class in 11th grade, and during our lesson on the Romans, our teacher said that we'd be watching the movie
Gladiator. Since it was rated R, we all had to get permission slips signed, though. She got all pissy about that, and didn't think that she should have had to get the slip signed because she watched anime. I swear to god that she actually said "I watch
anime" to the teacher in the most smug, condescending voice possible. As though she believed that nobody else ever watched anime or knew what it was. The teacher wasn't having any of that shit, though, and he pretty much told her "that's fine, but you still need to get the slip signed." She made some smartass comment that I can't remember anymore, and then sulked for the rest of the period.
During senior year, she was in my English class. The teacher was really receptive to her shit, so she'd never shut the fuck up. Every time the teacher would tell us to turn to a page in our books, this hambeast would always cut in with "six-hundred sixty-six" after the teacher said the word "page." Every. Single. Time. She'd also bring manga books to class and read them loudly. How can someone
read loudly, you ask? Well, she'd audibly react to what she was reading, clearly trying to get attention. One day, for example, we all heard "ohh, well
that was an interesting twist!" in dead silence while we were taking a test. She also once claimed that some other girl didn't know what "real problems" were, but that she did because other people made fun of her. Thing is, she kinda brought it on, though. She'd act and dress provocatively, after all.
Funnily enough, my cousin Jeffrey factors minorly into this story, too. During our last day of 10th grade, apparently she got stuck behind him and someone that he was talking to while walking in the hallway. She told them to get out of her way and Jeffrey turned around and said "shut up, you fat ugly lesbian." She went into the bathroom and cried. That's what Jeffrey told me, anyway. If it actually happened, then it's kind of funny because she always made a point of "not caring" what other people thought.
But this time, I've got a bonus. Instead of leaving you to go by my word alone, I've actually got a picture of this one:
If you can't see the date, it's from 2009. More recent pictures are hard to come by, because she stopped taking them. She got progressively fatter since then, though, and this was how she dressed on a typical day. This picture was captioned "sweet blasphemy," because she's an edgy atheist with her arms in prayer position I'm guessing.
