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When LegalSydePhil comes out, I always get a good chuckle. During the presentation of GDC of God Of War, Sony used Phil's gameplay to show their UX and UI to other dev's. Phil found this out and immediately went "Uh, that's illegal." All while saying that because they didn't SPECIFICALLY ask him to use this khantent, because that gameplay and his stream was monetized, it didn't fall under "fair use", however in the SAME breath, he explains fair use that it has to be "transformative" which what Sony was doing. So, Phil being Phil, he was wrong. However, he's SO damn head-strong and overconfident in his cognitive belief's, it borders on scary.
 
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Beverly Sutphin said:
When LegalSydePhil comes out, I always get a good chuckle. During the presentation of GDC of God Of War, Sony used Phil's gameplay to show their UX and UI to other dev's. Phil found this out and immediately went "Uh, that's illegal." All while saying that because they didn't SPECIFICALLY ask him to use this khantent, because that gameplay and his stream was monetized, it didn't fall under "fair use", however in the SAME breath, he explains fair use that it has to be "transformative" which what Sony was doing. So, Phil being Phil, he was wrong. However, he's SO damn head-strong and overconfident in his cognitive belief's, it borders on scary.
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This bit is a candidate for all times top 50. If you had to put a compilation together "explaining" Phil this should be in it.

I think LegalSydePhil is my favourite Phil. It highlights his complete lack of intelligence whle being supremely overconfident of just how smart he thinks he is, better than most other sides of Phil....Dr.Phil is a close second.

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Beverly Sutphin said:
Him comparing to having a waifu is cheating if you have a wife or live in girlfriend. Yeah, because sticking your dick in a body pillow of your favorite female anime character is on the same levels of actually going out, meeting someone, and sticking your dick in someone.
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He seems to keep equating that having a vested interest in fictional characters is the exact same as being interested in a real life women. This reminds me of his strange behaviour of always having to make his personal avatar across games or whatever also look like a carbon copy of himself, and when given the opportunity he'll never not make it look like him.
 
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Summoned Demon said:
He seems to keep equating that having a vested interest in fictional characters is the exact same as being interested in a real life women. This reminds me of his strange behaviour of always having to make his personal avatar across games or whatever also look like a carbon copy of himself, and when given the opportunity he'll never not make it look like him.
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Uhhh completely WRONG @Summoned Demon the truth of the matter is that I made Joker in Bloodborne that one time so let’s get your lying ass out of my chat.
 
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"I may be in hipsterville, but I don't want to see peepul tear each other apart." No, Phil. You live in Renton not in the middle of "hipsterville". Also, you never go farther than 10 minutes away from the snortfort.
 

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Quote from the wardogleader rant

"But no one wants to hear you make this about how I'm in the wrong for being stressed in my life, because you have a situation that's worse, that's ridiculous, go run your own stream if you want to do that."

Really makes you want to kill the Renton pig.
 
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When he was playing "GTA V" he got frustrated with the police always hounding him and said "I'm tired of running from the cops for bullshit reasons!" It's a pretty good out-of-context quote.
 
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT?! WHAT?! THE FUCKING?! SHIT?!

PUNCH THE SWITCH?! HOW DO YOU PUNCH THE FFFFUCKING SWITCH?!
 
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